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Audrina Patridge vs Kristin Cavallari: You Decide

Alright, I’m a little torn by these pictures. Here are Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari hanging out at some party the other night, trying their best to out do each other with their hotness. I don’t know which nobody is my favorite. One’s wearing a short little skirt and the other’s wearing leather pants…. I don’t know that to do. You guys are going to have to help me out by telling me what you think in the comment section below. I need your help. more pictures of Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari here

Audrina Patridge vs Kristin Cavallari: You Decide

Alright, I’m a little torn by these pictures. Here are Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari hanging out at some party the other night, trying their best to out do each other with their hotness. I don’t know which nobody is my favorite. One’s wearing a short little skirt and the other’s wearing leather pants…. I don’t know that to do. You guys are going to have to help me out by telling me what you think in the comment section below. I need your help. more pictures of Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari here

Audrina Patridge Is A tight Little Package

I don’t know what Audrina Patridge has been up to lately, the last time we saw her she was selling jeans at a department store or something along those lines, but it looks like she’s back on track. Here she is at that premiere everyone seemed to be invited to last night, giving us a good look at that tight body of hers I like so much. I love a hot chick in a tight dress, the thing isn’t even see through and I’m still getting a great look at those fake breasts stuffed in there. Awesome. She needs to pose naked again. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Micaela Schaefer & Gina Lisa Lohfink Hotness

I don’t know anything about these Micaela Shaefer and Gina Lisa Lohfink chicks, I can’t even pronounce their names, but they seem to be very comfortable with their bodies and that’s good enough for me. Apparently they’re at the Venus International Erotic Trade Show , awesome, and they decided that the best way to get attention wast to dress up in some very revealing costumes. I couldn’t agree more. The blond with the glasses seems very smart, I’d like to show her my bookworm.

Audrina Patridge Has Good Jeans

I didn’t realize that Audrina Patridge was still a thing, I thought her fifteen minutes were up over a year ago. Apparently I was wrong, because here she is selling jeans in a department store. That makes more sense. Not that I really care that she’s all washed up, I still think she’s hot and like that she’s slumming it with the common folk. She looks good in her jeans a plaid shirt combination, real down to earth, like the kind of girl you could bring to a Spin Doctors concert… If that kind of thing still exists. Although, if she wants to get back in the spotlight, she might want to consider showing off those big fake breasts of hers more often. Nobody gives a crap about jeans.

Audrina Patridge Bikini And Lingerie Pictures

So it would seem that Audrina Patridge’s new reality show premiered over the weekend, mother is too cheap to get cable so I didn’t see it, and she seemed to spend a lot of time hanging out in her bikini. Here are a few shots of Audrina walking around, posing for the camera and just looking sexy in some lingerie and bikinis. If the rest of the season is going to be like this I think she’s got a hit. You can’t really go wrong with fake boobs and bikinis. When do I make my cameo? more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Audrina Patridge’s Sweet Leathery Skin

What the hell has happened to Audrina Patridge ? I’m not talking about her weird lazy eyes, I mean her baked leathery skin. I like a chick with a tan as much as the next guy, but this is a little much. This is the kind of fake and bake skin you’d normally see on a career cougar, not some hot chick. It looks like fine leather you’d want your wallet or belt made out of, not nice fake boobies. I’m disappointed.

Audrina Patridge’s Lovely Breasts Are Back

It looks as though the Audrina Patridge reality show is still a go, just what we need. Here she is in her skinny jeans filming some perfectly natural, completely unscripted scenes out in West Hollywood the other day. No really, it doesn’t look staged at all, we can crop out the production assistant holding the script later. Anyhow, I’m less interested in how her career is going and more interested in finding out how those big fake breasts have been holding up. I’ve missed you girls. How about a hug?

Audrina Patridge’s Lovely Breasts Are Back

It looks as though the Audrina Patridge reality show is still a go, just what we need. Here she is in her skinny jeans filming some perfectly natural, completely unscripted scenes out in West Hollywood the other day. No really, it doesn’t look staged at all, we can crop out the production assistant holding the script later. Anyhow, I’m less interested in how her career is going and more interested in finding out how those big fake breasts have been holding up. I’ve missed you girls. How about a hug?

Audrina Patridge Gets Fashionable… Sort Of

These pictures look like Audrina Patridge is walking the runway for some fashion show, but that can’t be right, so I’m going to say that this is for a charity event of some kind. Good for her. She’s hot and all, but she’s no model. Anyhow, she still looks good, I’d hit it. But I’ve got a thing for boring beauty pageant chicks, they have such great posture, their hair always looks good and they all wear heels with their bikinis. What more could you ask for? Audrina isn’t going to win any pageants without letting those big fake boobs loose. I’m just saying.