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Audrina Patridge And Her Sexy Lazy Eyes

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her sexy lazy eye hanging out at some party over the weekend. The girl is just hot, I love it, who cares if she always looks like she’s hopped up on Ambien and about to doze off? I can look past that. Besides, maybe a nipple will slip out as she falls asleep. Anyhow, she looks good in her little silver dress, but it’s a shame that she decided to cover up fake boobies, I think some squeezed together cleavage would have really brought the whole look together. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Audrina Patridge And Her Sexy Lazy Eyes

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her sexy lazy eye hanging out at some party over the weekend. The girl is just hot, I love it, who cares if she always looks like she’s hopped up on Ambien and about to doze off? I can look past that. Besides, maybe a nipple will slip out as she falls asleep. Anyhow, she looks good in her little silver dress, but it’s a shame that she decided to cover up fake boobies, I think some squeezed together cleavage would have really brought the whole look together. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Audrina Patridge’s Little Booty In Short Shorts

Here’s Audrina Patridge showing off her hot little Dancing With The Stars body in a sweet pair of short shorts and an even sweeter little tank top. I can’t wait to see those fake boobies bouncing around my television. I’m still holding auditions for the latest season of Dancing With The Celebrity Blogger , there’s lots of room left Audrina, so far I’ve got a couple of crack whores and a midget who may or may not have defecated in my laundry basket. I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that mini douche. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Audrina Patridge Dancing With The Boobs

Here’s Audrina Patridge leaving another fake boobie filled rehearsal for the new season of Dancing With The Stars . I’m still not sure if I’m going to watch this crap, I don’t think I can sit through it, I want to see her ‘talents’ bouncing around the stage in sexy outfits, but I don’t want to have to watch or listen to anything that has to do with Dancing With The Stars . It’s quite a dilemma. Can I program my Tivo to record her with the sound off in slow motion? I need a nerd.

Audrina Patridge’s Body Is Gonna Get Tighter

This Dancing With The Stars garbage is normally a pretty good workout that turns half decent soft chicks into hard bodied half decent chicks, so I’m looking forward to what’s going to happen to Audrina Patridge’s tight little body. Here she is leaving the DWTS studios in her sweet tight spandex looking pretty damn hot. For a complete nobody she’s actually got a pretty damn good body on her which is just going to get better. As long as her big fake boobs don’t change I’m good.

Audrina Patridge’s See Through Top Is Decent

Here’s Audrina Patridge’s weird lazy eyes trying to distract us from the fact that she’s wearing a nice see through top. Nice try weirdo. This is the kind of look I like, a short eighties hooker style leather mini skirt and a top that shows off her lacy bra. She looks like she should be leaning in the window of a beat up old Oldsmobile on the street corner somewhere. It’s really a shame that stupid jacket is covering up her fake chesticles .

Audrina Patridge Is Dancing With The Stars

Here’s Audrina Patridge heading to the Dancing With The Stars rehearsals. I didn’t know that Audrina was part of the cast this season but I’m glad she is. I definitely want to see that body work “the Forbidden Dance”/Lambada. Unfortunately, I have a bad feeling that she will be one of the first eliminated. Let’s hope not.

Lauren Conrad Because I’ve Got Nothing Else

It’s obviously a pretty lame slow celebrity news day if I’ve got pictures of Lauren Conrad on the site, the other other other girl from that crappy show with the girls with the fake boobs that I never watched. Sure she’s wearing tight leggings and, well that’s pretty much it. Maybe if you’ve got a thing for chicks in pink hoodies you’ll enjoy these. You’re also a weirdo.

Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Hit The Town

Here are Audrina Patridge’s big fake boobs wrapped nicely in a sexy tight dress while out the other night. I’m pleased to see that her crappy show being off the air hasn’t stopped her from looking good and managing to get her boobs photographed for me. I bet she’s got spotters, people she’s paid off to find out where the paparazzi are so that she can show up dressed in a sexy outfit to maybe get her picture taken. It takes work to be famous for no reason.

Audrina Patridge Fake Boobies Go Bongo

Here’s Audrina Patridge strutting her stuff for something called Bongo , I don’t know what that is, but you seem to only be able to get it at really classy stores like K-Mart . Anyhow, whatever it is they got her to go topless in a little jean jacket so it’s alright with me. It’s funny because Bongo is exactly the sound that goes off in my head when I look at Audrina’s big fake boobies….. There it is again. Nice.