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Audrina Patridge’s Short Shorts Are Too Long

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m so glad that short shorts have become the favored casual outfit for hot chicks this summer, and the shorter the better. Here’s Audrina Patridge heading to her car in a pair that look a little long if you ask me, I was out over the weekend and the girls were wearing much shorter shorts than this. These are almost like bermuda shorts compared to the ones I saw. Although, it was Grand Prix weekend and there were a lot of Euro sluts walking the streets looking for a rich old man so it probably wasn’t the best time to compare.

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Fill the Void

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ever since Victoria Beckham had her implants removed or reduced to become a supermodel (How’s that working out for you?), I’ve been looking for a replacement hottie for the position of weirdest most lovable funbags. Luckily Audrina Patridge and her sweet implants seem to have step up to fill the position. Although I am still taking applications, send me your pictures. Anyhow, here she is out the other night with her wonky boobies doing what she does best, giving me the lazy eye while I stare at her boobs. Good times.

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Audrina Patridge Pumps It

Posted on May 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s something about a hot chick pumping gas that really gets the old blood flowing to my nether regions for some reason. I think it’s the word pumping that puts dirty thoughts in my mind, the same thing happens when I hear someone say jelly donut. Anyhow, here’s The Hills nobody Audrina Patridge at the gas station looking sexy with her hot little ass, fake boobs and lazy eyes. Pump it, that’s it. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Audrina Patridge Topless In Ralph Magazine

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was getting a little bored with all the pictures of The Hills nobody Audrina Patridge walking around town shopping and getting coffee and what not, doing pretty much nothing. So I’m glad that I found these pictures of her sweet fake boobs exposed in Ralph magazine. Any chick that even pretends to do laundry in nothing but her undies and high heels is marriage material if you ask me. It wouldn’t be a long marriage, but it would be fun while it lasted. Enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge’s Short Shorts Are Riding Up

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s The Hills hottie Audrina Patridge out the other day showing off her nicely tanned legs and a tiny bit of ass, it’s not a lot, but I’ll take what I can get. She’s also showing off her awful stripper tattoo on the back of her neck. What is that a tomato? Hot. Anyhow, she’s got a sweet little body on her and now that her show has been cancelled it will be nice to see her in some real acting jobs…. Who are we kidding, in a few years she’ll be making appearances at grocery store openings. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Audrina Patridge And Kristin Cavallari Get It On

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I say they get it on, I really mean they went shopping because there’s nothing special about these pictures of The Hills nobodies Kristin Cavallari and Audrina Patridge , they’re just trying on shoes together, but two chicks trying on shoes is better than one. Unfortunately they’re not trying on anything sexy, unless you’re one of those weirdos who’s into feet. When are they going to hit the lingerie section? Maybe try on each other panties and compare camel toes. Now THAT would be a good post, maybe next time. Enjoy. more pictures of Audrina Patridge And Kristin Cavallari here

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Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Juicy Boobies

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her juicy boobies walking by the beach the other day after some photoshoot or something like that. I know she’s no supermodel, but those sweet fake funbags of hers make me wish she was, because maybe we’d get a chance to see them without those annoying shirts or bras or bikini or all of the above. Supermodels do fancy topless luxury car or lingerie ads all the time, maybe with a few tigers or some other sort of exotic animal with them, it’s no big deal. Who am I kidding, the only modeling gig Audrina gets is for a hamburger joint . I still want a taste of that tender front meat. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Audrina Patridge Works A Popsicle

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always found the site of two chicks feeding each other popsicles to be somewhat erotic, I don’t know what it is. That’s not true, of course I know what it is and it involves tag team felatio. Here’s Audrina Patridge and her friend teasing me while enjoying a couple of frozen treats. I don’t know why they have pompoms and are dressed like high-school cheerleaders, but it’s certainly not hurting the situation. I would have chosen some tighter t-shirts, but that’s just me. You can’t win them all. Enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge’s Breasts Are Popping Out

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this day to come, a day when Audrina Patridge goes to the nail salon to get her nails did and has a hell of a lot of trouble containing her big fake boobies. Look at those beautiful creatures making a break for it, they just want to be free, let them loose. They look kinda weird stuffed in there, they can’t be comfortable. I would be more than willing to give them a massage… With my face.

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Audrina Patridge Almost Gives Us A Treat

Posted on March 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge outside some club last night almost giving us a nice little ass flash. Unfortunately, almost just isn’t going to cut it in this business. What a tease. Judging by her hooker boots, I would say a peek at her ass would probably run you about ten bucks. That’s a pretty good deal. Anyhow, she looks pretty hot. I’m really only posting these pictures because I want women out there to see these boots and possibly go out and buy a pair so that when I spend my afternoons downtown in the park eating ice cream sandwiches and staring at women it’s not a total waste of time. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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