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Audrina Patridge Fake Boobs Are Gold

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge at some party the other night, not anything to do with the Academy Awards obviously, but some other party for all the minor celebrities who aren’t invited to the big galas. I bet Andy Dick was at this one. Anyhow, her dress is pretty stupid looking other than the fact that it’s nicely wrapped around her big fake boobs. I think that Audrina would get more exposure if all she wore to these types of things was her roller girl bikini outfit from the other day, it can become her trademark, like Burt Reynolds’ mustache or Pamela Anderson’s Hepatitis. Just a thought.

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Audrina Patridge Is Sexy Roller Girl

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

Earlier this week I had some sweet pictures of Audrina Patridge in her bikini for FHM which I thought were pretty damn hot. Now I’ve got some even hotter behind the scenes pictures of her in a tank top, bikini bottoms and roller-skates. This is what I imagine all the women in heaven are wearing. Imagine slow motion video of her fake boobies rolling down a bumpy road. Jesus! I’m going to take a nap in the hopes that I’ll dream about these pictures. Enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge Has New Douchebaggage

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What’s going on with all the chicks dating guys who look like absolute morons? Marisa Miller is a prime example of this terrible phenomenon . Now here’s Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs out with her new boyfriend, we’ll call him insignificant other #1. Is douche the new handsome? Because I’ll put on thirty pounds and get a retarded haircut if that’s what it will take to get my hands on big fake boobs like Audrina’s. Someone needs to keep me up to date with this kind of thing.

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Audrina Patridge See Through Top Could Be Better

Posted on January 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge showing off her big fake Patridges in a slightly see through top. Remember the good old days when you could see a woman’s nipples when she wore a see through top? It was a simpler time back then

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Are My Guilty Pleasure

Posted on December 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ever since Victoria Beckham got her breasts reduced, Audrina Patridge and her funbags are my new favorite guilty pleasure. Here she is showcasing them by strategically placing her purse strap in between them.

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Audrina Patridge’s Sweet Profile

Posted on December 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as nobody Audrina Patridge annoys the crap out of me, she sure has a nice profile. Here she is doing nothing in a pair of skinny jeans and heels. Hot! If someone could convince her to lose the jacket and jump up and down on a mini trampoline it would be greatly appreciated.

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Are Nicely Stuffed

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really care that nobody Audrina Patridge is trying on sexy evening gowns, I’m just glad she brought her big fake boobs along with her.

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Audrina Patridge Lack Execution

Posted on November 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The thought of The Hills nobody Audrina Patridge wearing a loose fitting tank top over her big fake boobies was a nice one, but the execution just wasn’t there. Mostly because she decided to ruin the whole party by wearing some sort of restrictive tube top like apparatus underneath it to securely fasten any chest luggage.

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Audrina Patridge’s Funbags Need To Be Freed

Posted on November 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s my second favorite useless nobody, Audrina Patridge in a rush heading somewhere. There’s nothing better than a women with fake tits on the run. It’s too bad I don’t have video of this in slow motion because that little bag of fun on the right, looks like it wants to be freed

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Lauren Conrad Ruins Upskirt Moment

Posted on November 12, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks to me like all those long nights pretending to be a celebrity on her fake reality TV show have finally paid off for Lauren Conrad . Here she is managing to block a perfectly good opportunity for an upskirt picture like a seasoned veteran. Not that we haven’t seen her lady business countless times before, or am I confusing her with someone else?

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