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I didn’t realize that Audrina Patridge was still a thing, I thought her fifteen minutes were up over a year ago. Apparently I was wrong, because here she is selling jeans in a department store. That makes more sense. Not that I really care that she’s all washed up, I still think she’s hot and like that she’s slumming it with the common folk. She looks good in her jeans a plaid shirt combination, real down to earth, like the kind of girl you could bring to a Spin Doctors concert… If that kind of thing still exists. Although, if she wants to get back in the spotlight, she might want to consider showing off those big fake breasts of hers more often. Nobody gives a crap about jeans.