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Paris Hilton’s Skinny Booty In A Swimsuit

I think it’s been a while since we’ve seen Paris Hilton hanging out in a bathing suit, or not, I’m too lazy to actually look it up. Here she is looking completely natural as she enjoys a little time alone at the beach with only a few of her closest photographer friends. Not bad. I mean she’s still got nothing up front in the chest area, but she seems to know how to high light her “assets”. Get it? Cause she’s sticking her ass in the air… We’re done here.

Superhero Paula Labaredas’ Booty Power

Alright, so I said I was done with pictures of hot nerds from Comic-Con , you don’t see the words hot and nerd together very often, but apparently I can’t stay away. Here’s one of my favorite nobodies, Paula Labaredas , showing off that incredible booty I fell in love with in some hot nerdy costumes. I don’t know what the costumes are supposed to be, but I like the way they saved material in the booty section. Very efficient.

Superhero Paula Labaredas’ Booty Power

Alright, so I said I was done with pictures of hot nerds from Comic-Con , you don’t see the words hot and nerd together very often, but apparently I can’t stay away. Here’s one of my favorite nobodies, Paula Labaredas , showing off that incredible booty I fell in love with in some hot nerdy costumes. I don’t know what the costumes are supposed to be, but I like the way they saved material in the booty section. Very efficient.

Paula Labaredas’s Sweet Soccer Booty

So Euro 2012 soccer tournament is going on over in Poland and Ukraine, if you’re in North America you may not have noticed, but all kinds of attention seeking hotties have and they’ve been dressing up in little outfits to show their support for their favorite teams. Here’s Paula LaBaredas sporting some sexy little Portugal undies and a hot tank top. I don’t really care who she’s cheering for, I’m cheering for that awesome booty of hers.

Paula Labaredas Bikini Pictures

If you don’t know who the hell this Paula Labaredas hottie is, you obviously haven’t been on this site in a while because I’ve been posting pictures of her in skimpy bathing suits and short skirts for some time now. Here she is in her frilly little bikini and captain’s hat. I wouldn’t normally find a chick in a captain’s hat all that sexy, unless maybe if she’s actually the captain of a ship, but that cute little booty is working for me. Permission to come aboard.

Paris Hilton’s Sexy Lazy Eye

I make fun of Paris Hilton all the time, I think I’m just so used to posting pictures of her that she’s like an old friend I can tease, but man is her lazy eye sexy. Here she is giving me that half asleep wonky eye on the red carpet for some event over the weekend. So hot. I don’t know wether to wake her up or make sweet sweet love to her. Luckily she’s wearing a pretty cherry see through top to make up for the weird looks. I’d still bang her.

Paris Hilton’s Sexy Streetwalker Outfit

Here’s someone we don’t see very often anymore, Paris Hilton , out working the streets greeting her fans and giving us a decent look at her non existent cleavage. Remember when she used to wear that bra that made her look like she was a busty pin up girl? I miss that bra. Her chest looks concave in these shots. She still looks good though, I like the stockings, she looks like a made for TV hooker with a heart of gold.

Paris Hilton’s Sexy Streetwalker Outfit

Here’s someone we don’t see very often anymore, Paris Hilton , out working the streets greeting her fans and giving us a decent look at her non existent cleavage. Remember when she used to wear that bra that made her look like she was a busty pin up girl? I miss that bra. Her chest looks concave in these shots. She still looks good though, I like the stockings, she looks like a made for TV hooker with a heart of gold.

Paris Hilton Is Perfectly Natural

I get that having a tan is kind of hot, it’s November and I’m practically see through already, I’m disgusting, but the spray tan stuff just doesn’t look natural to me. It makes my chest hair all clumpy. Here’s Paris Hilton and her new glowing skin while out running some errands the other evening. I’m sure it’s going to look better in a few hours, but I don’t think I can wait that long. It probably wouldn’t be an issue if she was all fake tanned and in a bikini, but a sweater’s just not doing it for me.

Paris Hilton Almost Shows Us Her Boobs

Now that Paris Hilton is pretty much a completely washed up nobody – did we really believe that someone who became famous for having a sextape was going to last forever? – she gets invited to weird events like a German productions of Dirty Dancing . You heard me. The good thing is that she thought it might be nice to bring along some nice heiress cleavage. Sadly she forgot to wear that magical bra that makes her little skinny chick breasts look massive. Nice chest bone.