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Christina Milian Works Out for the Paparazzi of the Day

Christina Milian is really reaching to get noticed…I mean there is no doubt in my mind that she called the paparazzi to watch her whoring ass workout in efforts to get sites to post the shit and pay attention to her so that her attempt at being a Kardashian works out, but like her attempt at being Nicki Minaj before Nicki Minaj….probably won’t… I figure, if someone goes to the level of work to get some press and attention, she’s one or two career chess moves away from a sex tape…so encourage this..nonsense…by staring at that round as fuck mom booty… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne is a Surfer of the Day

Mangled face, mutant face, possibly inbred faced, heroin addict faced, looks like she has fake tits with her weirdo face Cara Delevingne ….has taken a little time away from her socialite fueled, daddy was never there for her, self involved so she got self medicating and it became an addiction…which is boring to anyone who hates addicts, since they are the fucking lowest grade human, who just should die off for their “disease” that I call being weak and pathetic, leaving room for people who actually do shit…but that I guess makes her a lot of fun socially you know a certain level of quirky to get all these A-Listers to pay attention to her….or maybe, or most likely, a-listers just like being around anything that gets buzz to stay relevant… Either way, she went surfing in Malibu, which is so anti-UK, if you know anyone from the UK, those fuckers don’t even wear bathing suits, they are too grey skinned and rotten toothed in the dampness of their chimney sweeping life to bother….I saw Mary Poppins, I know how it is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Amanda Cerny Gets A Food Facial

Since you know how I’m always on the lookout for hot videos, here’s a good one for you guys today: my Twitter girlfriend Amanda Cerny getting covered in ice cream sundae in slow-mo. And yup, it’s about as awesome as it sounds, but it just proves that hot babes with huge Instagram and Twitter followings don’t have a lot of pull when it comes to videos, and that they’re not real celebrities. I mean, this video only has a little over 5,000 views! It’s still definitely worth a watch though. And hopefully now after getting the patented Tuna Bump, it’ll grow. And then Amanda can thank me by making a sequel with me in my mom’s basement. So get watching everybody, the video’s below.

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Emily DiDonato’s Sexy Crazy Eyes

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Emily DiDonato in anything other than a bikini before, but turns out she cleans up pretty nice, judging from this latest sexy photoshoot of hers. I also never realized she had such a crazy eyes thing going on before, but again, it’s the bikini factor. It makes me unable to pay attention to anything else. Hmm, maybe I’d better go back into the archives and see what else I might’ve missed. This could take a while.

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31 People Who Are Too Dumb to Breathe, Have No Idea How Life Works

If respiration weren’t an automatic function, some people would be in capital T-R-O-U-B-L-E because they are, quite frankly, too dumb to breathe. (This actually includes the person/people who leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nude photos this weekend…FYI.) 31 People Who Are Too Dumb To Breathe 1. Grammar Counts If we put Grandpa in a COMMA, we would have to shrink him. We’re not saying these people didn’t pay attention to ANYTHING AT ALL in school, but we are saying they didn’t pay attention to much. Particularly history, geography, biology, English, and sex ed. Gym, tan, laundry might have been their mantra.  To quote Mr. Oblaski, principal in  Billy Madison , “what you’ve just said… is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul…” Yes, that. 

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Kendall Jenner Knows How To Dress

I’m not gonna lie, it took me a little while to pay attention to anything other than all the skin Kendall Jenner ‘s showing here, but according to my notes, these pictures are from some kind of book launch from Kendall and her troublemaking sister Kylie Jenner . Because apparently they wrote a book. Or at least paid somebody else to write it and let them put their names on the cover. Anyway, I know people say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but I’m pretty sure you can judge a writer by what they wear to their book launch. And in that case, I think Kendall is my new favorite author. Yow. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet

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Kendall Jenner Knows How To Dress

I’m not gonna lie, it took me a little while to pay attention to anything other than all the skin Kendall Jenner ‘s showing here, but according to my notes, these pictures are from some kind of book launch from Kendall and her troublemaking sister Kylie Jenner . Because apparently they wrote a book. Or at least paid somebody else to write it and let them put their names on the cover. Anyway, I know people say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but I’m pretty sure you can judge a writer by what they wear to their book launch. And in that case, I think Kendall is my new favorite author. Yow. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet

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Kaley Cuoco’s Wedding Video of the Day

I know there was some controversy about Kaley Cuoco getting married, I didn’t pay attention to why, but here is a video of her wedding, which is more of a sales pitch for her make up artist…where Kaley looks a lot like a fat Britney Spears… I just hope the only people who masturbate to Kaley Cuoco are socially awkward, aspergeres nerds who like her because she plays the accessible “hot” girl on a really huge show, that I don’t think should be a huge show, but that for some reason everyone watches all the fucking time…making her more relevant than she should be…. I can only assume, like Kaley’s sex appeal, some brain washing is going on….you know all a fucking lie… She’s annoying as fuck, no wonder John Ritter self destructed on set with her.

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Reading Be Fundamentful: Celebrities Who Abuse The English Language

Celebrities With Horrible Grammar School is a great place. If you can pay attention there, then you can learn not to sound like a damn idiot whenever you’re asked to speak. These celebrities didn’t quite get that memo because they sound like English is damn near impossible when they talk or tweet. It’s quite sad. Take a look.

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Exclusive: Miley Cyrus Breaks Silence Over VMA Performance

‘I don’t pay attention to the negative,’ Cyrus says in her first comments since Sunday’s much-discussed awards show. By James Montgomery

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