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Nina Agdal in Lingerie To Celebrate Being Dumped of the Day

Nina Agdal has recently been kicked out of the Adam Levine harem and replaced with his last vagina, because obviously this vagina wasn’t good enough. She wasn’t the one, he couldn’t connect with her, but I am thinking it wasn’t anyone’s fault specifically, you know cuz I like to speculate on models and popstar relationships and act like I really understand them, even when the popstar involved, aka the model killer, is someone I find really irritating, irritating enough that looking at the pussy he has tainted, makes me hate the pussy he has tainted. I’m emotionally stable like that. Either way, I am thinking the break-up came from her looking like she’s got Downs Syndrome….plus everyone likes Victoria’s Secret models better than SI Models…cuz SI has no quality control department and throw in every fat ass… not that it matters. Here are my tribute to a love that was… TO see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nina Agdal in Lingerie To Celebrate Being Dumped of the Day

Cop Peeing in Public of the Day

Hey, remember that time I was drunk and got a 300 dollar ticket for peeing in public and resisting arrest….it happened at least 3 times over the course of my drinking career, and I always would fight back saying how peeing a natural thing and sometimes you just can’t control when and where you do it, like EMILY RATATATATAJKOWSKI …it’s like dude I had to pee, there was no bathroom, I chose this tree…and boom, ticket…assholes.. But like all cops abusing their power, this guy took a pee in public, got busted by a camera, but unlike me and all the other drunk people, didn’t get in trouble of it…this is police corruption at its worst, not them being in the drug trade shit, but this peeing in public shit…the worst. I hope they fire him.

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Cop Peeing in Public of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute For Victoria’s Secret Bullshit of the Day

You know what I hate….lingerie catalog pictures…. You know what I don’t hate…. Edita Vilkeviciute…. It turns out when you put them together, they don’t cancel each other out, but instead become worth posting, because let’s face it, any half naked bitch is worth looking at, even the fat chick who works at the deli by your house, I mean everytime she makes me a sandwich I wonder what the sandwich in her panties smells like..I’m thinking Horse Radish. So when this babe gets half naked, I can’t help but pay attention, my life is pathetic like that.

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Edita Vilkeviciute For Victoria’s Secret Bullshit of the Day

Karrueche Tran Bikini Pictures

I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on model Karrueche Tran before, but it looks like she’s figured out the best way to get my attention: put on a bikini and head to the beach. Works every time. After looking her up, I found out that Karrueche dated that douche Chris Brown after Rihanna , which means in addition to a solid bikini body, she’s also got some pretty bad judgement. Sounds like we’re made for each other. Quick, somebody get me her number before some other degenerate finds it. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Karrueche Tran Bikini Pictures

WTF! Miss Alabama Did Not Win The Miss USA Pageant!

As you guys know I crowned Miss Alabama’s Mary Margaret McCord the winner of the 2013 Miss USA pageant. Unfortunately, she came up a little short last night and was the runner up. I don’t know what the judges were smoking but shame on them for not having perfect taste like me. They chose Miss Connecticut’s Erin Brady. I’ll admit that she’s cute, but she doesn’t rock my world like my future ex-wife Miss Alabama. Seriously, check out the video below and try to pay attention to what Mary’s saying. You can’t because she’s just too hot. Perhaps the judges were affected by her beauty too and that’s what costed her the title. Poor girl. If she needs a shoulder to cry on, I’m there for her.

Midday Motivation | Respect Yourself And Others Will Respect You

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Respect yourself and others will respect you. ~Confucius People pay attention to the way you carry yourself and treat you accordingly. If you have low…

Midday Motivation | Respect Yourself And Others Will Respect You

Midday Motivation | Respect Yourself And Others Will Respect You

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Respect yourself and others will respect you. ~Confucius People pay attention to the way you carry yourself and treat you accordingly. If you have low…

Midday Motivation | Respect Yourself And Others Will Respect You

Helen Flanagan in a Bikini of the Day

Helen Flanagan is the Soap Star from the UK turned Glamour Model, because no one cares about Soap Stars in the UK, but everyone cares about Glamour models, in what I would consider some backwards logic, but don’t really bother looking too much into it, as Glamour models are hookers, who get naked, and slut out for the camera, and that’s enough of a dream and aspiration for me. In fact I think all girls should aspire to that. Fuck actual careers. Being half naked is what really matters. Either way, I’m a fan. TO SEE HER ON THE BEACH IN A BIKINI IN DUBAI FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Helen Flanagan in a Bikini of the Day

Victoria’s Secret March Madness Mega Post of the Day

I feel like I’ve posted these pics hundreds of times before…with the same cast of characters and with other girls posed exactly the same way, wearing products that were exactly the fucking same, expect with a different fabric. This mega post includes Behati Prinsloo, Erin Heatherton, and Maryna Linchuk, because when girls get half naked, under any and all circumstances, I pay attention, even if shit is boring, repetitive and a waste of all our time….I mean as much of a waste of time as half naked catalog pics of babes can be.

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Miranda Kerr for Vogue Australia of the Day

Miranda Kerr is in Vogue Australia and she’s in a bikini top in one of the pictures. I probably shouldn’t pay attention to things like this, I am sure there are many better things for me to be doing with my time….Like looking at pics of Miranda Kerr naked, or half naked, in the hundreds of posts I have done on her….but for some reason, I’m sucked into this one, maybe cuz it’s for a magazine that drops in April, making me feel like I am Michael J Fox, pre-shakes, traveling into the future, without getting off my fucking couch. Here are the pics

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Miranda Kerr for Vogue Australia of the Day