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Paz Vega Has an Interesting Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

Here is 38 year old Paz Vega showing off what having three kids does to a stomach, and it’s nothing good…which is why they have adoption, or puppy rescue, because there are so many options that are less narcissistic than wanting to have your genetic line continue…by letting a dude come in you and shitting out a baby 9 months later…to maintain your vanity and speak to your maternal instinct…I mean whenever I think about having kids, I just cum in the girl’s ass, it’s practically the same sensation…with less 18 – 30 years of bratty, whining, annoying…. That said, I don’t know who the fuck Paz Vega is or why I am looking at her stomach…but can assume it has everything to do with the paparazzi and her bikini. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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New and Nudeworthy on Netflix 4.3.13 [PICS]

Get a good grip on your remote, because a trio of Hall of Fame Nudity winners are hitting the Netflix streams this week! First up, Barbara Hershey gets sacriluscious for the Scorsese drama The Last Temptation of Christ (1988), and show off every tempting bit. Then, seductive senoritas Paz Vega and Elena Anaya hit new heights of gratuitous greatness in the aptly named Sex and Lucia (2001). Finally, Sissy Spacek and Nancy Allen strip down for one of the all-time greatest group showers scenes in Carrie (1976). If you have a hankering for more modern fare, tune in to Marin Ireland ‘s 3B baring role in 28 Hotel Rooms (2012), or Juno Temple ’s tata release in Little Birds (2012). See pics after the jump!

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Paz Vega Back of the Day

36 year old Spanish Actess Paz Vega who is best known for who gives a fuck…seriously…does her IMDB really fucking matter to you fucking losers…okay fine…she was in Sex and Lucia where she was the girl you probably jerked off to…if you saw Sex and Lucia….which you probably didn’t cuz you are a retard…and don’t understand movies that don’t have fart jokes in it…and luckily she catered to that in Spanglish..staring Adam Sandler…right…doesn’t matter…like I said…why don’t you listen to me next time…I feel like I am having a schizophrenic episode..talking to myself…don’t blame me…blame my misery…my fat wife…and this amazing hooch I made out of rubbing alcohol and tang…is see trippple and I won’t get scurvy…cuz shit’s packed with Vitamin C….. Oh right..Paz Vega…did a photoshoot and baby got back,…

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Rebecca Gayheart Doesn’t Kill Her Own Babies of the Day

These spy pics of Rebecca Gayheart are hardly interesting – I mean sure trying to look down shirts in malls is always fun…but not when you don’t actually get to look down the girls shirt cuz the shit is in picture and no matter how you angle your screen, you can’t get a better vantage point… But the backstory is funny. I mean not for the parent involved but just in how it worked out….She was on a cellphone, she cut around traffic that was stopped to let a kid cross the street, because she has places to be, I mean she is Rebecca Gayheart after all….and she ended up killing some kid…and getting off cuz of great lawyers…. Then she married the dude from Grey’s Anatomy, had a coke fueled orgy with some other whore, and leaked the video….only to get pregant themselves, have a kid and not have it taken from her in a horrible way when it was crossing the street, only to get pregnant again….bringing us up to date on this evil fucking human…just rubbing it in the poor mother who lost her kid and who no one got charged for killing her kid but instead bitch is at the mall with her kid… Heavy shit…and all this to say the name Gayheart is pretty gay, cuz to have a gay heart leads to AIDS…lets hope it is true in this case cuz I hate this “innocent” bitch….

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Elisha Cuthbert is Not Erotic of the Day

I wrote a post on Elisha Cuthbert in some photshoot where she looked nice and photoshopped …for the first time in a bunch of years because she has a network behind her… But I’ve seen this cunt in person and knew that it was all smoke and mirrors for the sake of getting people to watch her show… So I was happy when these pics of her dropped, looking like shit, all short legged and useless, to remind us of what this cunt actually is….a dumpy piece of shit… Now I’m just waiting for her to get killed off her show, and for her to run out of money and move back home, cuz drunkenstepdaddy has a bed for her future crackwhore ass to sleep on.

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Paz Vega’s Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Those Europeans….are amazing. Less guns, More Pussy. That’s their slogan when you get off the plane…. Not that I know anyting about PAZ VEGA or Europe cuz I’m too broke to be a traveler…but I did go to Cuba once and all the topless bitches in thongs were all free-spirited Europeans but unfortunately, my budget allows for the quality woman you’d rather not see in a thong bikini, and I think the only reason the topless thonged bitches were Euro was cuz America, the Land of the Free aren’t allowed in Cuba cuz that’s just one of the many trade-offs about being so free…you know not being allowed things…cuz thong bikini isn’t a geographic thing…it’s an every where thing…and today it is on Paz Vega…

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About 30 Characters Pursue a Hooker with a Hard Drive in the Cat Run Trailer

In 2001, after Paz Vega’s sexy and moving performance in Sex and Lucia , I was poised for her to break out in America, or at least become a staple of quality indie films. I tried to keep hope alive after her false-start in Spanglish and a number of appearances in even more mediocre films, but I’m disappointed to report that her latest starring role in the Thriller/Comedy Cat Run isn’t doing my optimism any favors. At least this overstuffed, almost incoherent trailer sure isn’t.

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Megan Fox is Boring as Fuck of the Day

I guess these aren’t that bad, you know with her making faces like she’s taking a shit, something that I’ve never found to be the most amazing thing to happen when a girl gets comfortable in the relationship, it’s usually a sign you need to run the fuck away, cuz comfort in shitting in front of each other means committment, unless you’re dealing with a crackhead or drunk who just takes a shit anywhere she is cuz she doesn’t know what fucking day it is, or if your dealing with the aftershock of anal sex, or if your fucking with someone with bowel disorders attached to a colostomy bag that someone got unattached from the hose, or if you’re German and into getting shit on, in which case, I guess it’s not all that bad….except maybe for the smell…. If you look close enough, you may be able to see her cunt hugged in her tight pants…. But she still fucking sucks, Megan Fox is dead, the only comeback she can make will be nude roles in movies, and trust me, that’s gonna happen… Being the hottest thing in Hollywood the studios are marketing is not forever, once the bitch gets cock, she’s easily replaced, because there is so much hot pussy in the world willing to do a lot more to get where Megan Fox is, so there’s no need to deal with ego or attitude…

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Paz Vega Looks Like a lot like a Dude of the Day

Who the fuck is Paz Vega and why the fuck is she on my website? Make her go away. Seriously. She’s freaking me the fuck out. Here are a few redeeming pictures of her….cuz I’m not entirely an asshole… Here are the horrible recent pictures of her and her hardface on that immigrant show with a penis shaped puppet…..

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