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‘Finishing Off’ with ‘Chest’ the Sleuth’s Top Ten ‘Pearl Necklace’ Adorned Celebri•titties !

“Mentions of the Pearl Necklace (a.k.a. The Pearly Gates) have been laced throughout many religious novels,” writes the tongue-in-cheek Uncyclopedia. … read more

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We See You Vol. 7: The Media Loves Calling This White Girl Drug Dealer “Adorable” Because White Privilege Is Real

White Girl Drug Dealer Gets Called Adorabl Meet Sarah Furay. She’s a 19-year-old who was arrested essentially for being a massive drug kingpin. Here’s what she was arrested with: “31.5 grams of packaged cocaine, 126 grams of high grade marijuana, 29 ‘ecstasy’ tablets, methamphetamine and a 60 doses of a drug similar to LSD.” She also allegedly has digital scales, a handwritten list of inventory and incriminating texts about drug deals. Here are the charges she’s faced with: Because of the amount of marijuana police found, that charge is a state jail felony, which can garner up to two years in jail and $10,000 in fines. Furay also faces two first-degree felony charges and one second-degree felony charge for manufacture/delivery of a controlled substance. If convicted of the three charges, she can face a sentence of 215 years in prison and up to $30,000 in fines. Yet and still, because of her pearly white smile and whitey white whiteness, people are calling her “adorable.”

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Julianne vs. Giuliana: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Julianne Hough , Giuliana Rancic , Who'd You Rather? , Beauty Ryan Seacrest ‘s girlfriend Julianne Hough , 22, and Ryan Seacrest’s “E! News” co-host Giuliana Rancic , 36, flashed their pearly whites at some event in NYC this week. Question is … Read more

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American Idol: The Death of Dimples [Recaps]

Last night was the night that Idol Gave Back, with song and montage and African video. Last night was the night that God took his pearly hand and ripped our hearts from our chests, leaving us bereft and alone. More

Shaun White — Pretty Woman?

Filed under: We’re Just Sayin’ Here’s Olympian Shaun White flashing his pearly whites and his gold medal in NYC last week (left) — and a suited up Julia Roberts with her Golden Globe award back in 1990 (right).America’s sweethearts.We’re just sayin’. See Also Rihanna — Leave … Permalink

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