Penelope Cruz really fucked us on this PETA campaign…she’s supposed to get naked for fur, not give fur the cold shoulder…what a fucking rip off…but the good news is that she’s recently had a kid and isn’t the big bird nosed Penelope Cruz she once was….making these non nude pics of her not getting naked for fur a nice gesture on PETA’s part…but then again, I’m into seeing all bitches naked…and not strategic naked that’s like they aren’t even naked….I’m talking fully spread eagled and ready for entry…. Here s a compilation of her nude scenes that brought her from Spain to America to make up for PETA’s Fail….
For her new PETA ad, Penelope Cruz is showing some serious skin. Not a lot of it, mind you, but what she does show is quite intense! The actress and wife of Javier Bardem is the latest famous face to join the animal-rights group (joining Taraji P. Henson, Elisabetta Canalis, Olivia Munn and many others) in its anti-fur fight, putting her sultry stare to good use. What do you think of Cruz’s PETA pic? Peep it below …
Charles still-somewhat-fat-a$$ always poppin’ that isht about folks…SMH Charles Barkley has been pretty busy lately — perhaps in an attempt to occupy time that could otherwise be spent eating. The svelte Barkley has been pitching Weight Watchers along with handling his usual duties on TNT’s “Inside The NBA.” The outspoken NBA Hall of Famer has also been turning up on all sorts of other programs, appearing on The Daily Show” and even hosting “Saturday Night Live.” But even with all of that on his plate to distract him, Barkley has still had his fill of Tebowmania. Talking to Mike Missanelli 97.5 the Fanatic in Philadelphia on Tuesday, Barkley was asked about Tebow and the Broncos’ improbable overtime victory over the Steelers in the Wild Card round of the NFL Playoffs. Never one to pull punches, Barkley didn’t hide his feelings about Tebowmania. “The national nightmare continues. Hey, listen, I like Tim Tebow but there comes a point, he had a great game. He’s supposed to have a great game,” Barkley said. Missanelli then asked Barkley if he has had enough of Tebow. “I think the world has,” Barkley replied. “First of all, Mike, I don’t know anything you said about Tebow but let’s just say the jury is still out on Tebow. He seems like a nice kid but these ups and downs are so different. The jury is still out on Tebow. Just because he had a great game and made four or five great throws yesterday doesn’t mean he’s gonna be a great starting quarterback in the NFL.” Source More On Bossip! Blue Ivy Ain’t The Only One: More Stars With Guts Full Of Human Ready To Pop In 2012 Love Triangles: A History Of Men Fighting Over The Same Woman Knocked Up??? Is Eva Longoria Carrying Around A Gut Full Of Penelope Cruz’s Brother??? [PICS] What’s Wrong With This Picture? Look At All The Beckys That Make Up “The World’s Most Perfect Woman”
Here are some pictures of Penelope Cruz in a dress post pregnancy. I always thought she was kind of erotic except for her nose..you know all European accent and hot body and shit…but now you can add mom pussy and baby weight to those strikes against her….however she kinda redeemed herself when getting married in July, just 6 months prior to her birth, in what most haven’t called out as a shotgun wedding, cuz they were all distracted by wondering why the fuck they cared that two Spanish actors who made it in Hollywood were getting married…and I fucking love shotgun weddings….they remind me of white trash teen pregnancy from the deep south in the 60s, a fetish of mine, but more importantly they remind me there was a 3 month windo where they contemplated getting an aboriton… Either way, these pics would be much better with more LABIA….God knows that since he birth she’s got some to spare…
We’ve got a brand-spanking nude playlist celebrating the Girls of Summer Blockbusters 2011 here at Mr. Skin, and to celebrate this epic 40 minute, 49-scene playlist, we’re rubbing down some of its top nude stars on the Mr. Skin blog! We’ve got the hottest babes from the biggest, flashiest, most expensive movies of Summer 2011, so before you cool down in that extra-cold movie theater air conditioning, heat up with Mr. Skin! Before you see them on the silver screen, see them nude after the jump!
So far, 2011 has been a big year for celebrity babies- and celebrity pregnancy fetishists. Between sexy Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr tweeting her breastfeeding pics and r&b diva Maria Carey baring her swollen belly on the cover of Life & Style magazine, guys with a boner for baby mamas have a lot to smile about these days. In honor of these hot moms, Mr. Skin presents this roundup of some newly-minted celebrity MILFs celebrating their first Mother’s Day today. See their baby-making bits after the jump!
Lindsay Lohan caught a huge break yesterday when the felony grand theft charge against her was reduced to a misdemeanor by Judge Stephanie Sautner. The judge felt that the nature of the alleged crime and the value of the necklace in question simply did not warrant a felony charge. PHEW, right? Of course, LiLo is still on probation for her 2007 DUI arrest, and Sautner was far less lenient in that regard. She sentenced her to 120 days in county jail! Lindsay has been remanded into custody and taken to the courthouse basement to be booked. She is allowed to post bail pending an appeal of the ruling. This being Lohan, she’s been down this road so many times before and was well prepared. She posted $75,000 bail and was back on the street within hours. LiLo was also ordered to complete 480 hours of community service for the offense, 360 of which must be performed at L.A.’s Downtown Women’s Center. There, Lindsay can see how needy women really have to live in this society. The remaining 120 hours of her service will be done at the L.A. County morgue. So she’s free for now, but we expect her to lose that appeal and be back to Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., soon. Here’s why … At the preliminary hearing on the grand theft charge, the judge felt Lindsay should have called the store and notified the owner about the necklace sooner. She waited several weeks and returned the necklace via some underling only after finding out the cops were about to raid her house. Pretty shady stuff. Sautner seemed influenced by the Lindsay Lohan surveillance video , which she saw for the first time in court, and showed something suspicious was up. Deputy D.A. Danette Meyers argued Lindsay used her friend Patrick as a decoy to distract the clerk while she pilfered the necklace valued at $2,500. Lohan denies all of this and has pleaded not guilty. While a jury of her peers may agree, a judge has the sole authority to rule on probation violations. Lohan rejected a plea deal that would have gotten her three months (cut down to less than one with good behavior) and ended this weeks ago. Rough. So here we are. Most likely, this was a way of making sure Lohan does time no matter what happens in the actual trial – and probably for the best. What do you think of Lohan’s 120-day jail sentence?
Tony Parker’s loss is Eduardo Cruz’s gain. Eva Longoria, who split from the Spurs point guard last year and started dating Penelope Cruz’s brother in January, was spotted south of the border with her new man this week. They vacationed in Mexico with a few friends. The couple is currently in Cabo and a friend tells People we’re looking at a lot more than a fling. “Things are getting very serious between Eva and Eduardo,” the source says . “They’re really happy.” [Photo: WENN.com]
You can bet you have if you’ve been checking in regularly this week at Movieline. And if you haven’t? No worries! That’s what the Week in Review is for — a handy launching pad for catching up on all you might have missed in the build-up to Easter weekend. Speaking of which, drop in over the days ahead for all of weekend editor Dixon Gaines delicious holiday treats as well as more on-the-scene coverage from the Tribeca Film Festival. Have a great weekend!
Earlier today, Penelope Cruz confirmed that she will star in Woody Allen’s next film, an untitled project that is set to shoot in Rome. This means, of course, that the prolific writer/director is making good on his promise to wind his way around Europe — both because it is cheaper than working in the U.S. and because he can declare his love to different international cities onscreen . Regardless of the reason, Movieline is excited for Allen to explore the rest of the continent and with the help of resident European City Expert Louis Virtel , have come up with 15 prospective titles for Allen to work with.
