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X Marks the Spot: Penelope Cruz Gets Her Own Pirates Character Poster

With spring in the air on the East Coast — and a little bit of booze; it is St. Patrick’s Day after all — what better time to be reminded that the multiplex will soon be overflowing with summer blockbusters. Of all the studios shopping their wares, Disney seems the most excited to kick-off summertime, as they’ve begun a full court press for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides . Earlier this week, that meant the release of the Johnny Depp-centric character poster; now, it’s time for Penelope Cruz to get into the spotlight.

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Penelope Cruz’s Sweet New Mom Boobs

I’m not one to encourage women to have children, those little punks really know how to ruin a chick’s body, but have got to say that if for some reason they do squeeze out a little pisspant the upside is definitely their big new mom breasts. Here’s > Penelope Cruz out the other day showing off her massive mommy jugs. I would be willing to pay alot of money to get my hands on those things, that kid is one lucky son of a bitch. Enjoy it while you can.

Ming Xi Naked for Vs. Magazine of the Day

This fashion spread is interesting…because there’s no clothing in it…and being form the school of thought where vagina lip is the only fashion trend we need to see on the street…it’s nice to see things finally going my way….not that you can see vagina lip in this Ming Xi for some magazine I’ve never heard of shoot, but but she’s naked enough to give me hope that one day girls will be…..it’s a step in the right direction not that you care what I think…just look at the pics while I nurse this hangover…

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Ming Xi Naked for Vs. Magazine of the Day

Ming Xi Naked for Vs. Magazine of the Day

This fashion spread is interesting…because there’s no clothing in it…and being form the school of thought where vagina lip is the only fashion trend we need to see on the street…it’s nice to see things finally going my way….not that you can see vagina lip in this Ming Xi for some magazine I’ve never heard of shoot, but but she’s naked enough to give me hope that one day girls will be…..it’s a step in the right direction not that you care what I think…just look at the pics while I nurse this hangover…

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Penelope Cruz and Her New Milk Filled Mom Tits of the Day

Pregnancy generally disgusts me. You know the idea of a woman’s body being destroyed for the sake of letting some creature grow inside them to carry on their genetics in some vain weird way. You know the worst STD around…. But there are perks…at least when the kid isn’t yours….the main one being that pregnant bitches can’t get knocked up by you when you’re fucking them cuz they are horny and their husbands don’t want to touch them for fear of hurting the baby….but also the new milk filled tits that give the husband who hasn’t fucked in months something to distract him from the sloppy ripped apart vagina his woman is left with…you know allowing him to feel like he’s with a new doughier woman for the first few months of the pregnancy…usually while she’s passed out from exhaustion…but it quickly loses it’s appeal…and in Penelope Cruz’s case…that hasn’t happened yet…since these are pretty much the first post-pregnancy pics I’ve bothered noticing…and them tits be delicious and nutritious… And that’s all I have to say about pregancy for now…

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Penelope Cruz and Her New Milk Filled Mom Tits of the Day

Penelope Cruz and Her New Milk Filled Mom Tits of the Day

Pregnancy generally disgusts me. You know the idea of a woman’s body being destroyed for the sake of letting some creature grow inside them to carry on their genetics in some vain weird way. You know the worst STD around…. But there are perks…at least when the kid isn’t yours….the main one being that pregnant bitches can’t get knocked up by you when you’re fucking them cuz they are horny and their husbands don’t want to touch them for fear of hurting the baby….but also the new milk filled tits that give the husband who hasn’t fucked in months something to distract him from the sloppy ripped apart vagina his woman is left with…you know allowing him to feel like he’s with a new doughier woman for the first few months of the pregnancy…usually while she’s passed out from exhaustion…but it quickly loses it’s appeal…and in Penelope Cruz’s case…that hasn’t happened yet…since these are pretty much the first post-pregnancy pics I’ve bothered noticing…and them tits be delicious and nutritious… And that’s all I have to say about pregancy for now…

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THG Week in Review: January 22-28, 2011

Welcome to THG’s Week in Review, where we look back at some of the stars, stories and scandals that made headlines in past week. And what a week it was! Follow THG on Twitter and Facebook ! Now, for this week’s recap … Keith Olbermann Resigns From Countdown Surprisingly, Keith Olbermann was fired by MSNBC bigwigs. Not surprisingly, Charlie Sheen partied his way to the ER . Steve Harvey’s wife went off on him … on YouTube. Kim Kardashian is really boring … and out of touch . Jersey Shore introduced us to the grenade whistle . Oprah introduced us to her half-sister. Camille Grammer on Real Housewives Reunion The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills held an awkward reunion special . A new season (in Italy) AND spinoff of Jersey Shore are in the works. Chis Medina emerged as an early, emotional American Idol favorite. Was Luke Worrall cheating on Kelly Osbourne with Elle Schneider ? Jenna Jameson and Chelsea Handler exchanged harsh words. Adam Dell and Padma Lakshmi are duking it out hard in court. Lindsay Lohan may have tried to bribe her battery accuser. Michelle Money is The Bachelor whack job of the season. Get ready for another Kendra sex tape . With a girl now. Kristen Stewart has been rumored to play Snow White . Farrah Abraham came to the defense of Teen Mom . Todd Palin is off the hook in that whole hooker probe. The 2011 Academy Awards nominations are out. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem just became parents. Doutzen Kroes and Sunnery James welcomed a son! Scarlett Johansson and Justin Long: new couple alert? Chord Overstreet and Naya Rivera totally hooked up. Jaime Pressly and Simran Singh are most likely done.

Eva Longoria Dines at Cafe Was with Eduardo Cruz

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Eva was out with Penelope Cruz’s 25-year old brother Eduardo last night. The pair and a mutual friend had popped into Cafe Was in Los Angeles.

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Eva Longoria Dines at Cafe Was with Eduardo Cruz

Eva Longoria Dines at Cafe Was with Eduardo Cruz

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Eva was out with Penelope Cruz’s 25-year old brother Eduardo last night. The pair and a mutual friend had popped into Cafe Was in Los Angeles.

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Eduardo Cruz Departs Cafe Med

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Accompanied by a beautiful companion, Penelope Cruz’s brother, Eduardo departs Cafe Med on the world-famous Sunset Strip.

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