Joey going to jail! Fat Joe Sentenced To Four Months In Prison For Tax Evasion Via SFGate reports: Rapper “Fat Joe” has been sentenced to four months in prison after admitting he failed to file federal income taxes. The platinum-selling artist, whose real name is Joseph Cartagena (car-ta-GEE’-nah), apologized to his family and supporters before being sentenced Monday in federal court in Newark. He pleaded guilty in December 2012 to failing to pay taxes on more than $1 million of income in 2007 and in 2008. U.S. Magistrate Cathy Waldor said she took into consideration the government’s allegation that Cartagena failed to taxes on some $3 million in income for years 2007 through 2010, an estimated tax loss to the government of $718,038. The Miami Beach resident was prosecuted in New Jersey because some of the companies he earns money from are incorporated in Somerville. Maybe he can do a duet with Wesley Snipes and Ja Rule when he gets out… Continue reading →
Aaron Hernandez and Paula Deen are having the worst week ever. Aaron Hernandez Loses Sponsor This is how it starts, first the allegations and then ninjas get to losing them dollas….isht gets real. According to TMZ Aaron Hernandez can say goodbye to one of his sponsors — Muscle Milk is jumping ship in the wake of the NFL star’s legal troubles. CytoSport — the company behind the popular supplement — said it was dropping the Patriots’ tight end immediately … in the light of the ongoing investigation. Police searched Hernandez’s Massachusetts home and the area around it … while investigating the homicide of Odin Lloyd … who has connections to Hernandez. Hernandez — who has not been arrested or named a suspect in Lloyd’s death — is also being sued for allegedly shooting a man in Miami. Do you think they were too quick to drop him?
GTFOHWTBS! Earlier today Paula Deen released some half-a$$ed “apology” for “her past mistakes” , but her bosses have decided that it’s too little too late. Food Network Decides Not To Renew Paula Deen’s Contract After This Month According to TMZ reports : Paula Deen’s goose has been cooked at the Food Network. Officials tell TMZ they are not renewing her contract, which expires at the end of this month. Paula apparently was done in for her comments during a deposition in a civil lawsuit, in which she freely admitted to using the N-word in the past. Deen issued an apology this morning that bordered on ridiculous — it was heavily edited and frankly insincere. She issued a second apology shortly before the Food Network said it would not renew her contract Now Paula will have plenty of time to make more fattening, sugary, snacks that will kill her. Image via Marvin Joseph Continue reading →
This kid needs his azz whooped. J. Cole Twitter Fan Under Investigation This dumbazz kid is a direct result of parents being too scared to whip that azz. These kids need that old fashioned azz whooping with the wet rag and switch. According to TMZ The idiot who blackmailed rapper J. Cole on Twitter yesterday — by threatening to kill his little sister if J. Cole didn’t retweet him — is now being investigated by police, TMZ has learned. A rep for the New Braunfels Police Department in Texas tells us, they have opened an investigation into the 19-year-old responsible for the tweet … after the picture (showing the fan aiming a gun at his sister’s face) was brought to their attention. The rep says the teenager in question “is cooperating and it seems this was just a bad lapse in judgment.” Police say the gun in the picture is a BB gun, not an actual handgun. The rep adds, “For now this is still an open investigation, and for the time being no charges are being filed.” As for the teenager — we spoke to the kid, and he has profusely apologized for sending the message, telling us, “I’d like to apologize to America for the photo and to put J. Cole in that position. It was all a joke.” He added, “It was an unloaded BB gun and my sister was in on it. I only tweeted it because I didn’t expect a response. Mr. Cole please don’t sue me. I want to formally apologize more to J. Cole and yeah my mom made me delete my twitter until I fixed it.” J. Cole can’t help some girl about to be killed by her deranged brother because he can’t even help himself. His music sucks. Light skin ninjas stay losing.
This is why the Republican Party stays losing. Former Miss America Target Of Racist Email We know she can’t do it so we will do it for her. Go phuck yourself Jim Allen. According to Mail Online Politics can be a full-contact bloodsport in President Barack Obama’s home state of Illinois, but the most vicious war of words is usually directed from one party to the other. Not so in downstate Montgomery County, where Republican Party chairman Jim Allen sent a race-baiting email to a blogger on Tuesday, targeting an African-American former Miss America who wants to unseat incumbent Republican Rep. Rodney Davis in a 2014 congressional primary election. ‘Rodney Davis will win’ the primary against Erika Harold, Allen wrote, ‘and the love child of the D.N.C. will be back in S**tcago by May of 2014 working for some law firm that needs to meet their quota for minority hires.’ ‘The little queen touts her abstinence and she won the crown because she got bullied in school,,,boohoo..kids are cruel, life sucks and you move on,’ Allen continued. ‘Now, miss queen is being used like a street walker and her pimps are the DEMOCRAT PARTY and RINO REPUBLICANS…These pimps want something they can’t get,,, the seat held by a conservative REPUBLICAN Rodney Davis and Nancy Pelosi can’t stand it.’ ‘RINO’ is a derisive term that stands for ‘Republican In Name Only’ – a jab that refers to members of the GOP who are centrist on some issues or lean libertarian on others. Allen’s complaint, that Harold is a Democratic party-friendly alternative to the more conservative Rep. Davis, is not new, but Harold insists that she’s as conservative as anyone on the political right. ‘At this point in the Republican Party’s history, as it’s trying to reach out to new voters,’ Harold said in a recent Fox & Friends interview, ‘I think I can both espouse conservative values and reach out to nontraditional voters.’ The 13th Illinois Congressional District is in an agriculture-heavy area of the state, and usually divorced from the rough-and-tumble of upstate Chicago political mudslinging. Ibendahl told MailOnline that Allen’s choice of words isn’t welcome. ‘Outrageous comments like those of Jim Allen are why we as Republicans fail to gain any respect from minority voters,’ he said. ‘If officials in my party (the Republican Party) fail to understand how destructive it is to attack an impressive person like Erika Harold merely because she dares to challenge the good-old-boys, the GOP will remain a losing party for decades.’ ‘This stay in the back-of-the-bus mentality,’ Ibendahl added, ‘destroys any hope the Republican Party has for regaining momentum in future elections.’ Jim Allen, Erika Harold, Rep. Davis and the National Congressional Campaign Committee did not respond to requests for comment. The Republican Party will never gain the respect for minority voters because they have their heads up their azz. The Republican Party is like a raging animal you wish would hurry up, die and rightfully earn their place on the extinct species list. Getty
Paris , this is creepy. Paris Jackson Says Nanny Was In Michael Jackson’s Bed Michael is a better man than us. We would have cussed that beyotch out and kick her azz to the curb. That’s a fatal attraction and ninjas are outchea everyday getting sliced up by beyotches because they are obsessed. According to TMZ Paris Jackson told a creepy story about one of her former nannies and Michael Jackson ending up in bed together … and she said it under oath during a deposition taken for the wrongful death suit against AEG. Video of Paris’ deposition was played in court Tuesday … and the highlight was her description of Michael’s relationship with ex-nanny Grace Rwaramba. In the depo … Paris explained to attorneys for AEG that Michael warned his children about Grace, telling them … “She was sneaky. She wasn’t an honest person, and she lied a lot.” Paris said she didn’t know specifically what she lied about — but then seemed to suddenly remember one freaky detail about Grace sneaking into Michael’s bed while they were staying in hotels. Paris starts out saying … “This is gonna freak you out.” She’s right. You gotta hear it, and really interesting to hear it in Paris’ words. View video here We have to G check Michael on this. If the beyotch was on that fatal attraction ish, he should have fired her. Phuck if she has five baby daddies and no child support and needs lights, clearly she was coo coo for coco puffs. Continue reading →
Lock her azz up and throw away the key. Married Teacher Arrested For Having Sex With Students This dirty beyotch took advantage of at-risk youth. That’s a damn shame. According Mail Online A married teacher turned herself into police after she was accused of having sex with multiple students at different times since 2006. Denise Keesee, 38, who was a math and special education teacher at Sherwood High School in Oregon, has been charged with six counts of second-degree child abuse related to two boys. The alleged sexual encounters took place at the school during school hours, at her home and at the home of the boys. She was also a soccer coach. According to Detective Robert Rookhuyzen of the Washington County sheriff’s office, none of the victims came forward willingly and police believe there may be more. ‘Some of the students she worked with were in a program for at-risk youth,’ Rookhuyzen told KGW. ‘These were young people who had come from broken homes, not doing well in school. And she was able to become buddies with them.’ He said Keesee would ‘date’ the students, taking them to movies and the park. Keesee’s husband Adam is the school’s police liaison officer and police believe this may have deterred some of the victims from coming forward. Adam Keesee is employed by the Sherwood Police Department and has not been accused of any wrongdoing. He has since been reassigned. The investigation into the special education teacher started in October 2012 after details about one alleged sexual relationship emerged. She was placed on administrative leave and has since resigned. Why do these educated women seek out these young boys? Maybe someone molested her as a child and she is just continuing the cycle.
Damn Nicci, this just hasn’t been your week. Nicci Gilbert Accused Of Stealing R&B Divas The beyotch can’t design a fashion line and she sure as hell isn’t the driving force behind a hit show. Nicci is like a half dead fish struggling for air or in her case she is struggling to stay relevant. According to Rhymes With Snitch According to a former friend and business partner Nicci Gilbert stole the concept of R&B Divas… In an interview with The Beat Drops Radio Jason “The Diva Maker” Williams claims R&B Divas executive producer Nicci Gilbert actually stole the concept for the show from him and Tony Terry’s wife Laronda Dison-Terry. Jason says the devious Nicci you see on TV is Nicci through and through. Jason also spills tea on Nicci claiming she moved to Atlanta to be closer to her lover, Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Sheree Whitfield’s ex husband Bob. Hoe you running around with cockeyed Bob Whitfield? SMH. Maybe Nicci can brush off that dusty weave and thirst bucket status and give us some great music instead of being put on blast for dumb ish.