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What The Hell?? Tour Guide Re-Tells Terrifying Story Of Being Swallowed Alive By A Hippo!

Whoa… Tour Guide Shares Story Of Being Swallowed Alive By Hippo This is some WILD ish….. via Huffington Post “There was a terrible, sulphurous smell, like rotten eggs, and a tremendous pressure against my chest,” Paul Templer said, recalling the moment he realized he had been swallowed by a hippopotamus. At the time, Templer was 27, a river guide taking groups of tourists down the Zambezi river near Victoria Falls, along the border of Zambia and Zimbabwe. His near-death story appeared in The Guardian’s “Experience” series on Friday and has since grabbed headlines around the world. “I remember looking up through 10 feet of water at the green and yellow light playing on the surface, and wondering which of us could hold his breath the longest,” he wrote in The Guardian. “Blood rose from my body in clouds, and a sense of resignation overwhelmed me. I’ve no idea how long we stayed under — time passes very slowly when you’re in a hippo’s mouth.” The hippo’s teeth savaged Templer’s chest and left arm. But he told The Chicago Tribune in an earlier interview that he still counts himself very lucky. “I went straight down his throat. It smelled like death,” Templer said in the Tribune. And yet, when the hippo “bit into my lungs he missed my heart. He missed my liver and kidneys.” Although Templer carried a .357-caliber Magnum firearm, he told the Tribune he never got a chance to pull it. After repeated bites, Templer managed to get ashore, but his wounds included a bite so deep it revealed part of his lung. No idea how he lived to tell about this! Shutterstock

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For Discussion: Two Manhattan Men Arrested For Beating Gay Couple So Bad One Of Them Has To Undergo Eye Surgery

Why are so many gay people being attacked? Must be something in the water. Men Badly Beat Gay Guys According to NY Post Two Manhattan men have been arrested and at least three others are being sought for badly beating two gays near Madison Square Garden earlier Friday morning. The assault, which led to one of the men undergoing eye surgery at Bellevue Hospital, occurred just five days after a gay couple were beaten near the Garden following Sunday’s New York Knick’s game. In this morning’s incident, the victims, age 27 and 37 who live on the west side of Manhattan, were set upon by a pack of five to six individuals shortly before 5 a.m. near West 32d Street, after they tried to get into a billiard parlor. When one of the suspects was asked if they were gay — and acknowledged they were — the violence began. “They came after us and fought with us because we are homosexuals,” one of the victims told cops. Asllan Berisha, of West 95th Street, and Brian Ramirez, of Third Avenue, both 21 and of Manhattan, are charged with gang assault and assault as a hate crime and are awaiting arraignment in Manhttan Criminal Court. A PAPD sergeant and two cops arrested the men; cops are checking surveillance videos in bid to locate other suspects. Could you imagine being beaten so hard you have to have eye surgery?

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F You! Accused Murderer Miami Heat Fan Shoots Bulls Baller Joakim Noah The Bird!

Tell ‘em why you mad son! Miami Heat Fan Flips A Middle Finger To Joakim Noah Via MiamiHerald Filomena Tobias, a Porsche-loving Palm Beach socialite once accused of drowning her wealthy husband, is the rabid middle-finger-flipping Miami Heat fan. Known as Phyllis to her friends, Tobias apparently got so hot under the halter top at Wednesday night’s Heat game that she jabbed her middle finger in the face of Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah, who had just been ejected from Game 2 of the Miami Heat’s playoff series vs. the Chicago Bulls. Like everything else these days, the less-than-demure move was caught on camera — by photographer Steve Mitchell — and the 47-year-old blonde’s finger-flip exploded like a viral bombshell. The Sun-Sentinel asked its readers if they knew the fan, and it didn’t take long for people to out her — including her daughter, who was slightly embarrassed by the episode. By noon Thursday, a cutout of the former Catholic schoolgirl’s photograph was being photo-shopped all over the web, showing her giving her famous salute to everyone from President Barack Obama to Bambi’s dead mother. “We’re humiliated,” Tobias’ daughter, Victoria Racanati, told Jose Lambiet of Gossip Extra, whose column appears in The Miami Herald. Racanati spoke to Lambiet from the family’s $4.4 million-home at The Bears Club in Jupiter. The daughter told The Sun-Sentinel her mother was far from apologetic. “People need to get a life,’’ she reportedly said. She seems like one of those “Real Rich Housewives Of Wherever-The-F**k Who Hate Each Other But Fake It For TV” type broads. SMH. Image via USA Today Sports

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You Mad? Second Cleveland Neighbor Angel Cordero Says HE Was The First Person To Help The 3 Kidnapped Girls, NOT O.G. Charles Ramsey!

Quit hatin’ and let our main man C-Rams cook! Angel Cordero Says He Helped 3 Kidnapped Cleveland Girls First Not Charles Ramsey Via NYDailyNews A second neighbor of the West Cleveland home where three captive women were freed Monday says he, not Charles Ramsey, was the one who helped the trio break out of the ramshackle house of horrors. “I helped her and I was first,” neighbor Angel Cordero told local NewsChannel5, referring to Amanda Berry, the 27-year-old hostage who signaled for help. “Ramsey arrived after she was outside with the girl,” Cordero told the reporter in Spanish. “But the truth who arrived there, who crossed the street, who came and broke the door, it was me.” Cordero said he and other neighbors helped Ramsey break down the door of the Seymore Avenue home. Another neighbor, Wintel Tejeda, said Berry made her now-infamous 911 call from his home. Ramsey became America’s newest and unlikeliest hero after he gave several colorful interviews recounting how he busted down the door to free Berry and the others. The plucky dishwasher gave a face-to-face interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper on Tuesday night and even received a shout-out from McDonald’s on Twitter. Ramsey said he was in his house chowing on a Big Mac when he first heard Berry’s screaming as if “a car had hit a kid,” he said. Cordero and Tejeda said they aren’t jealous of the attention Ramsey has received. “I did what had to be done. I helped her,” Cordero told NewsChannel5. “They have their daughter, daughters are safe over there.” If you’re not jealous of the attention then why even mention that you were “first”??? SMH…GTFOHWTBS! Image via WEWS Continue reading

Shots Fired: R&B Diva Nicci Gilbert Puts Black Women On Blast For Fighting On Reality TV “Blacks Are Angry, Violent And Classless!”

Pot meet one black azz kettle ! Nicci Gilbert Talks About Black Women Being Violent On TV Via UrbanBelle reports: Though the “mean girl” image that she has been tagged with hasn’t sat well with Nicci Gilbert , she has gotten to a point where she doesn’t care much about the people’s opinions of her as she told Madame Noire in a recent interview that she is not concerned about what people think about her behavior. And with season 2 of R&B Divas, Nicci Gilbert definitely is involved in some drama as the beef between her and Syleena Johnson has escalated, Syleena telling Nicci to “suck a bag of ten d*cks” as Nicci walked out of the house after a heated exchange took place between them. Clearly, Nicci forgot about her angry bird ways and went on a huge rant about the treatment that some black women get because of the actions of a “select few”… Nicci isn’t done yet! Hit the flip to peep what else the reality star had to say. Do you think Nicci is right or just being a hypocrite?

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White Girl Lost: Amanda Bynes Finally Reconnects With Parents After She Posts Photos Of Her Tig Ole Bitties And Hits Rock Bottom

Amanda ‘s parents need to come take the wheel and bring Jesus with you! Amanda Bynes Reconnects With Parents Via RadarOnline reports: Amanda Bynes has been on a solo downward spiral since her move to New York — cutting off almost everyone in her life that was close to her — but RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the former Nickelodeon actress has recently reconnected with her concerned parents. “Amanda reconnected with her parents this week and it was a really positive talk on both ends,” a source close to the embattled actress told Radar. “Her parents are good people who are genuinely concerned for her. And Amanda misses them, so she finally called them up.” According to the insider, the call went so well that a reunion might soon be in store for the Bynes family. “The last place Amanda wants to be is Los Angeles. She likes New York and doesn’t want to leave,” the insider revealed. “But Amanda’s parents really want to see her so they’re thinking of flying out to New York as early as next week.” As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported two weeks ago, Amanda’s heartbroken family believed her bizarre behavior was a “cry for help,” but felt they were “powerless to do anything” because she refused their help. But now, it seems there’s hope for Amanda’s parents Lynn and Rick to check in with their daughter and gauge how out of control she really is. “Amanda is totally acting odd, but she’s not crazy at all like people are making her out to be,” the source told Radar. “She’s just going through a hard time in her life and maybe not coping with it like she should be.” They’re “thinking of flying out to New York as early as next week.” Fly out there RIGHT NOW, you idiots! What the hell is wrong with these people? Amanda is clearly crying out to you, yet you [may] fit it into your schedule sometime next week?! Good lord.

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White Girl Lost: Amanda Bynes Finally Reconnects With Parents After She Posts Photos Of Her Tig Ole Bitties And Hits Rock Bottom

Mountain Dew Drops Lil Wayne Over Emmett Till Controversy

Lil Wayne’s apology for his Emmett Till lyric wasn’t enough to save his endorsement deal with PepsiCo’s Mountain Dew. The company has officially dropped the rapper…. Continue

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Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Teen Gives Birth To Baby In School Restroom And Leaves Baby In The Trash Can

Another teen mom puts her baby in the garbage. Teen Dumps Baby In The Trash According to ABC 6 Lancaster police said they have arrested a McCaskey East High School student who gave birth in a school restroom and then left the baby in a trash can. Cherlie LaFleur, 19, was arraigned Wednesday night on a misdemeanor count of concealing the death of a child. She was then committed to Lancaster County Prison on $1 million bail. Police said LaFleur, of the 300 block of North Marshall Street, gave birth to the male infant in the restroom Tuesday and then tried to flush the baby down a toilet. When that didn’t work, police said LaFleur put the baby in the trash can, where the dead infant was discovered by a school custodian Tuesday night. Officials said an autopsy conducted Wednesday indicated that the infant had been carried for 27-29 weeks. They added that the investigation is still in its preliminary stages, and it has not yet been determined whether the baby was born alive or stillborn. The crime of concealing the death of a child can occur under either circumstance. Parents reacted with shock. “It’s just a shame,” high school parent Angnette Swinton said. “I’ve heard of my fair share of bad things but nothing like this,” junior varsity baseball coach Ervin Lopez said. The School District of Lancaster said Thursday that it has safe rooms established at both high schools. Staff members or students directly affected by the situation are encouraged to meet with counselors in these rooms, officials said. This is a prime example of why people should wait to have kids when they are mature and financially stable. Poor baby. Shutterstock

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Shook Ones: Tia And Tamera React To J.Cole’s New Song “Cole Summer” Where He Raps About Chopping Down Both Sisters At The Same Damn Time!

Hey Jermaine, both of these ladies are happily married! Be prepared for a fade invite from the hubbies! Tia And Tamera React To J.Cole’s Lyrics On “Cole Summer” Rappers have been always been known to make braggadocious claims about their money, cars, jewelry, and most notably, the women that have or want to sleep with. Enter RocNation rapper J.Cole. In his most recent release “Cole Summer” the young North Cackalack MC penned a few lines aimed toward the warm and wet nether regions of famous twin bangers Tia and Tamera Mowry. In the song Cole quips: If I had one wish, I would f**k Tia and Tamera, at the same time, and put name tags on they ti**ies so I don’t get they names wrong, screaming ‘Game on!’” You can listen to the entire track below. Yesterday, Tia caught wind that Jermaine had shouted them out and asked her Twitter followers where she could hear the song. To which J.Cole hilariously replied: Too late Jermaine, hit the flip to see what the Twins had to say about Cole’s wet dream…

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Shook Ones: Tia And Tamera React To J.Cole’s New Song “Cole Summer” Where He Raps About Chopping Down Both Sisters At The Same Damn Time!

CBS Blogger Blasted For Calling Out OKC Cheerleader Too Chunky To Cheer

SMH. You don’t have to be a beanpole to tote pom-poms ! The saddest part of this entire thing is the idea of one woman publicly ridiculing another… Via NY Daily News reports : A CBS blogger is under fire after ridiculing an NBA cheerleader for her weight, asking readers, is this girl “too chunky” to cheer? The post was written by CBS Houston sex writer Claire Crawford, reportedly a pen name for Anna-Megan Raley. It was removed from the website Wednesday afternoon, but cached versions are still available. Crawford calls Oklahoma City Thunder cheerleader Kelsey Williams a “pretty blonde,” but points out the “pudginess” around her waistline. “But if she’s comfortable wearing that tiny outfit and dancing for NBA fans, then good for her,” Crawford wrote. “Besides … not every man likes women to be toothpick skinny. In fact, I’d say most men prefer a little extra meat on her bones. Am I right?” Oklahoma beat the Houston Rockets at a home game Sunday. Disgusted commenters called the post “useless” and “pathetic.” “It’s articles like this that lead young women and girls to anorexia and bulimia,” one reader wrote. Others called for the author to be fired. Previous articles by Crawford, described as a “racy relationship columnist” have been removed from CBS Houston’s website. We’re glad that CBS decided to pull the story. Props to Kelsey for twerking that thang proudly. Keep your head up shawty, don’t let the haters get you down just cuz they ain’t ready for that jelly! AP

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