Us Weekly has been saying it for years: Celebrities, they're just like us! And that really is the case for the following single stars, who are unmarried and looking for love online, just like many regular folks out there. Indeed, these athletes, actors and actresses have all had Tinder profiles at one point or another… meaning you are just a swipe away from maybe dating one of them. Good luck! 1. Eric Stonestreet “Yes, I have a Tinder account … I’ve done Bumble, I tried this other website,” the Emmy winner told Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show. “The way I justify it is … because I’m on TV, I shouldn’t be eliminated in participating from what’s going on in the world.” 2. Ronda Rousey This former UFC champion told Sports Illustrated that she signed up for Tinder under a fake named – Brynn Campbell – but she didn’t have any luck with the dating app. Your loss, fellas! 3. Chelsea Handler No major shock here, right? “I like anonymous random men. That’s exactly what I’m looking for,” the comedian said on her talk show. 4. Andy Cohen There’s no shame here, Cohen tells People: “I like it. It’s fun. You know, it’s to me: Where am I going to meet an architect who lives in Brooklyn besides Tinder at this point? It’s the modern-day singles bar.” 5. Eric Andre Eric Andre wins for best profile photo: it’s his face imposed on to Janet Jackson’s body from her famous “janet.” album cover. As he once quipped to Conan O’Brien: “I’m looking for a lucky lady, or a very unlucky man.” 6. Britney Spears Spears was convinced to make one during an appearance with Jimmy Fallon. But she really only used is to hawk her perfume. View Slideshow
I used to live in St. Louis. There’s a large gay community there, which isn’t what many people from the East or West Coasts might expect. There’s even a gay bar district, The Grove, with clubs like Just John and Attitude and Nancy’s Place — a now-closed lesbian hangout where I performed karaoke for the… Read more »
Normally, I like my fashion shoots to have more nipple in them, you know because nipples allow me to appreciate the clothing these companies and magazines are being paid to promote….Nipples, especially on a constantly topless model, like Hungarian Victoria’s Secret model Edita….are an artistic interpretation, that connects to our souls, and nourishes us through mother’s milk that is dramatic filtered pictures…. I don’t know what this Porter Magazine is, but think it’s the men’s site for a fashion clothing store called Net a Porter, it’s European, so these aggressive, sexual, I CAN SEE HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS, are editorial….but more pornographic, or PLAYBOY in the 70s to me…but I guess…since I’ve been flagged a pornographer all these years,even though I barely produce content and never post porn, should be happy that the maintream billion dollar companies are becoming more pornographic, you know to reaffirm how well I’ve failed at life, content, production and making that internet money…. When Porter paid money to make these pictures, they were seen as “art” or content to market to their people, their audience…their mailing list….but when I take their images and put them up and say “LOOK AT HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS”, even though I didn’t take the pics, or direct the shoot, or say “SHOW MORE PUSSY MOUNT IN THE POSE TO GET THE POINT OF THE SHOOT ACROSS”….because I’m sarcastic…it becomes porn…and people think how predatory I am…”drunken stepfather, that’s a creepy name, that sounds like a rapist, that sounds like a guy who fucks his wife’s kids”…because clearly you can’t be drunk or a stepfather without being a rapist pervert…you assholes.. Enough about me, here’s the fashion PUSSY MOUND PIC that I say “SHIT I LIKE HER SPREAD LEGS WOULD LOVE TO RUB MY TONGUE UP THAT, PUT THAT CLIT IN MY MOUTH, HELL PUT THE WHOLE PUSSY IN MY MOUTH AS I GENTLY SUCK AND EXPLORE HER LIPS AND CLIT WITH MY TONGUE, CIRCLING AND FLICKING HER INTO ORGASMIC FRENSY AS SHE FILLS MY MOUTH WITH HER SQUIRT, CONTROLING HER ORGASM BY ROCKING HER HIPS INTO MY FACE”….which is totally not what they wanted when taking these pics…you fucking pervert predators….LIKE ME! The post Edita Vilkeviciute for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amy Schumer may be the funniest woman on the planet. But she sees nothing humorous about how many people on that same planet talk about female bodies. It all started after Schumer shared to Instagram a photo of a special issue of Glamour, one that refers to her in its pages as “plus size.” The comedian and actress explained why she thought this sent a terrible message to her fans. “I think there’s nothing wrong with being plus size. Beautiful healthy women,” Schumer wrote. “Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8. @glamourmag put me in their plus size only issue without asking or letting me know and it doesn’t feel right to me.” Here is why: “Young girls seeing my body type thinking that is plus size? What are your thoughts? Mine are not cool glamour not glamourous.” In response to Schumer’s comments, a spokesperson for Glamour tried to detail why it meant no offense, writing via statement: “First off, we love Amy, and our readers do too – which is why we featured her on the cover of Glamour last year. “The cover line on this special edition – which is aimed at women size 12 and up – simply says “Women Who Inspire Us,” since we believe her passionate and vocal message of body positivity IS inspiring, as is the message of the many other women, of all sizes, featured. “The edition did not describe her as plus-size. We are sorry if we offended her in any way.” View Slideshow: 14 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer But Schumer, who is happily dating Ben Hanisch , went on to say there’s a much bigger issue at stake here. “Thanks for sharing your thoughts everyone except the people who told me what I ‘should feel’ or what I ‘should have focused on,’ ” she Tweeted after the flap went viral, adding: “Bottom line seems to be we are done with these unnecessary labels which seem to be reserved for women.” It’s true. Ever heard of a “plus-size” man? Other stars who are also against this term include Meghan Trainor, Melissa McCarthy, Ashley Graham and Tyra Banks. It’s pretty much impossible to formulate an argument for it, wouldn’t you say? View Slideshow: What 19 Celebs REALLY Weigh! (Number 11 Will Shock You!)
Amy Schumer may be the funniest woman on the planet. But she sees nothing humorous about how many people on that same planet talk about female bodies. It all started after Schumer shared to Instagram a photo of a special issue of Glamour, one that refers to her in its pages as “plus size.” The comedian and actress explained why she thought this sent a terrible message to her fans. “I think there’s nothing wrong with being plus size. Beautiful healthy women,” Schumer wrote. “Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8. @glamourmag put me in their plus size only issue without asking or letting me know and it doesn’t feel right to me.” Here is why: “Young girls seeing my body type thinking that is plus size? What are your thoughts? Mine are not cool glamour not glamourous.” In response to Schumer’s comments, a spokesperson for Glamour tried to detail why it meant no offense, writing via statement: “First off, we love Amy, and our readers do too – which is why we featured her on the cover of Glamour last year. “The cover line on this special edition – which is aimed at women size 12 and up – simply says “Women Who Inspire Us,” since we believe her passionate and vocal message of body positivity IS inspiring, as is the message of the many other women, of all sizes, featured. “The edition did not describe her as plus-size. We are sorry if we offended her in any way.” View Slideshow: 14 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer But Schumer, who is happily dating Ben Hanisch , went on to say there’s a much bigger issue at stake here. “Thanks for sharing your thoughts everyone except the people who told me what I ‘should feel’ or what I ‘should have focused on,’ ” she Tweeted after the flap went viral, adding: “Bottom line seems to be we are done with these unnecessary labels which seem to be reserved for women.” It’s true. Ever heard of a “plus-size” man? Other stars who are also against this term include Meghan Trainor, Melissa McCarthy, Ashley Graham and Tyra Banks. It’s pretty much impossible to formulate an argument for it, wouldn’t you say? View Slideshow: What 19 Celebs REALLY Weigh! (Number 11 Will Shock You!)
Here’s Olivia Newton-John posing with her hot daughter Chloe Lattanzi at the premiere of some new SyFy TV movie she’s in, and I keep waiting for Chloe to ditch this whole actress/singer thing to pursue her true calling (aka porn). But I guess doing a movie with the people behind Sharknado is a good start. I’m pretty sure porn would be considered a step up after this. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here’s Olivia Newton-John posing with her hot daughter Chloe Lattanzi at the premiere of some new SyFy TV movie she’s in, and I keep waiting for Chloe to ditch this whole actress/singer thing to pursue her true calling (aka porn). But I guess doing a movie with the people behind Sharknado is a good start. I’m pretty sure porn would be considered a step up after this. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Adopted Boys From Mozambique To Attend College Together Two boys, each losing their families to AIDS at a young age, befriended each other while living in an orphanage in Mozambique. Surprisingly, they were each adopted by American families …who happened to live only two miles from one another. Now, having had the opportunity to grow up together across two continents, the young men are set to be college roommates in the fall. Via MailOnline : Two boys who became best friends at an orphanage in Africa found each other again after being adopted in Arizona. Kelvin Lewis and Afonso Slater, both 18, grew up in Mozambique after losing their parents to AIDS. Two families from Gilbert, Arizona, adopted them eight years ago. The two households didn’t know each other well at the beginning of the adoption process but their houses were less than two miles apart. Kelvin and Afonso have remained friends throughout the years and are now headed to the same college, where they will be roommates in the fall, AZ Central reported. The two families didn’t know each other well at first and became friends during the adoption process. They organized a surprise reunion when they found out Kelvin and Afonso had been best friends in Mozambique. The two boys happily reunited. They both went to Gilbert High School together and joined the soccer team. Now, Kelvin and Afonso have both been accepted to Brigham Young University and will be roommates when they head there in the fall. Kelvin told People he wants to become a doctor in Mozambique and Afonso wants to get a degree in international studies to improve adoption between different countries. ‘We talk about growing old, like sitting on our porches in a rocking chair, and living next door to each other, having our kids be best friends,’ Kelvin told People. ‘We’re definitely more than friends, we’re brothers.’ Awww! What a happy story. Much success to these two as they pursue their degrees! Mail Online / LaCinda Lewis
Kendall Jenner try to distance herself from her family for professional purposes. But the 20-year old model clearly has at least one thing in common with her famous sisters: the same taste in men. According to multiple reports, Kendall is following in the romantic footsteps of Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian by dating a professional athlete. His name is Jordan Clarkson and he’s a second-year point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers. “They have been secretly dating for months and they are super into each other,” a source tells People Magazine. “He is super sweet and a total gentleman and Kendall loves that.” Hey, what girl would not love that? Clarkson is averaging 15.5 points per game this season, while shooting 35% from three-point range. He can also go strong to the hole, which we don’t even mean as a metaphor for sex. Jenner and Clarkson were seen out at West Hollywood hot spot The Nice Guy on Wednesday night after the Lakers beat the Miami Heat 102–100. They arrived together, but left the establishment separately. Jenner, whose love life is quieter than anyone else’s in her family, has most recently been linked to Harry Styles . The stars vacationed and got very cozy together on a yacht in Anguilla in December. But the relationship never seemed especially serious. Clarkson, meanwhile, apparently has game on and off the court. He supposedly dated supermodel Chanel Iman in the past. We just hope he’s careful because… well… check out the list below: View Slideshow: 9 Men Whose Lives Were Ruined By the Kardashians
Charlamagne Talks About Season 2 Of “Uncommon Sense” We’re just days away from the premiere of Season 2 of “Uncommon Sense” the social media driven MTV 2 show helmed by radio impresario Charlamagne Tha God — a man who has struck fear into many celebrities, including Kanye West , for calling them out on their shenanigans with his “Donkey of the Day” segment on Power 105.1’s “The Breakfast Club” radio show. This Friday, April 1, “Uncommon Sense” returns to its 11pm slot and in anticipation of the show we chopped it up with CThaGod about to expect and some of the pesky rumors out there about him! Along with Charlamagne, co-hosts Andrew Schulz and Crissle are also making their return to “Uncommon Sense” along with Desus and Mero who have their own segment. “He gets on my nerves sometimes,” CThaGod says of Schulz, who also co-hosts his “Brilliant Idiots” podcast,”but he has a POV that’s valuable, simply because a lot of times we talk about what white people are feeling or what white people are thinking and Andrew is so unapologetically white he doesn’t mind talking about those things freely amongst anybody. We talk about white people and he’s not afraid to open up about that so I like that we get that perspective. And Crissle, I call her Harriet Tubman. She’s just the unapologetically Black woman. I love her for that.” While he’s made his bread and butter getting under celebs skin, Charlamagne revealed he’s actually more excited by the conversations he’s having with social media personalities like Taxstone, Crissle and Andrew. “I’m not big on the whole “celebrities” thing cause you know celebrities are always trying to be so politically correct. They dont talk how we talk, they got relationships to maintain. Its not real.” If it seems like Charlamagne is everywhere you look nowadays, on the radio, Twitter, Instagram and television, prepare to see even more of him in coming months. “I’ve always wanted to be a multimedia personality. I’m executive producing “Uncommon Sense” and alot of other shows people will see. I have a book coming out with Simon & Schuster which will be out next year. I want to create content but also create opportunities for other people. Getting opportunities to teach and help other people that’s what I wanna do.” Charlamagne says the book isn’t exactly a memoir, but it will contain elements from his life. “I like to call it like a cheat code for life. It may work for it may not, I dont have all the answers. It’s just me sharing my experiences and what I’ve learned.” Similarly, Charlamagne says the stories he’s most drawn to in his work are those we can learn from. “I remember when the Jay-Z and Ray Rice situations were going on. We saw two situations, both happened in an elevator, both of those situations you can learn from, men and women. Jay-Z showed how you should handle it, Ray Rice showed how you shouldn’t handle it. Even on the flip side ‘Women, don’t put your hands on men cause some are gonna react like Jay-Z some are gonna react like Ray Rice. You can react like Ray Rice but there are gonna be consequences to acting like Ray Rice. You can learn so much and teach so much in both of those.” Speaking of learning experiences, CThaGod spoke candidly about his initial come up under the tutelage of Wendy Williams, a time that he reveals she’s no longer open to talking about. “I haven’t talked to Wendy since early 2010 and every time someone asks her about me in interviews they always tell the person to edit it. It’s all good. I got nothing but love for them. It’s all love.” All love, but clearly there has been some strain. “Me and her husband Kev sat down and had a conversation at the end of 2014 after she went on Elvis Durant’s show and Elvis asked her about me and she was like “Who?” We chopped it up then. It wasn’t the best conversation, but at least we had the conversation. I appreciate them still, if it weren’t for them I wouldn’t be where I am now, so God Bless em.” As his profile has grown, Charlamagne has become the subject of several meme’s floating around the internet. “They’re hilarious,” CThaGod said of the social media images. “There was one that had an old picture of me and it said Limo tint then a new pic and it said Factory tint. Everybody swears I’m bleaching my skin but I even posted that. If its funny I’ma post it. I’m not one of those people who can give it but can’t take it. There’s no way in hell I’m gonna be out here saying what I wanna say about somebody else and get mad when they say something about me. Somebody could be on Twitter right now saying “Charlamagne Tha God is a f***boy!” and I might hit them back and say ‘Eff you d***head!” I like that kinda isht. I been like that my whole life. Social media doesn’t scare me at all. If something happens and you get caught out there that’s just the culture.” And as for the rumors that his skin got lighter from bleaching — he’s calling BS! “I’m not bleaching. I got a dermatologist named Dr. Natasha Sandy who is amazing,” Charlamagne explained. “She changed my whole lifestyle. She does everything. She put me on a diet. I’ve lost 21 pounds. I had mad skin discoloration, that’s what I used to always get clowned for, but nobody remembers that now. Now everyone is like ‘He bleaching’ but nobody remembers the discoloration and back when Marlon Wayans actually said to me “You look like a bruised eggplant. You’re 50 shades of black.” It’s honestly something I changed through diet, chemical peels. I’ve never felt better.” Regardless of his color, Charlamagne has thick skin, but he does draw the line at lies. “If you’re funny, be funny but telling a bold faced lie its just wack and desperate. If you see somebody who can make a good joke or a funny meme it shows intelligence, wit and security in their ability to make that joke, but people who have to lie are just wack. It makes me feel bad for them. Most recently when I heard they were saying I wanted to leave “The Breakfast Club” I know where it comes from because the week it came out we got our ratings back. Breakfast Club is doing really well — the frustration coming from other personalities — I understood it. But when I see that I’m like ‘We got you. We’re somewhere else in your mind that you can’t ever come back from. When you care that much about your adversaries you can’t ever defeat them.’ “Uncommon Sense” airs at 11pm EST on April 1st on MTV2. Charlamagne also wants y’all to know he’s signed to IHeartRadio for the next five years until 2021. There you have it…
