Miley Cyrus was celebrating her birthday, or her friend’s birthday, or knowing Miley, one of her attempts at a high concept, porny, Tumblr selfie shoot, as part of her “performance” art and branding, that makes people like me think, “At least she’s not Taylor Swift”….while playing the media in what I call “Just being Miley”… Yes, it’s all a fabricated lie. but it’s half naked, and really, is anything really real anymore anyway? I think life is just a series of me interacting with my computer in my shithole I call home… It’s all a fucking fantasy, so as long as it’s some overpaid pop bitch in a bikini on all fours covered in cake, I’m ok with the lies… The post Miley Cyrus Cake Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson known for her huge tits, still has her huge tits, despite having lost a ton of weight based on a weight watcher’s contract, back when all she’d do is eat… She even did some family planning around that contract, because if she was pregnant, they couldn’t demand their millions of dollars back… I guess she’s also known for her stupid Walmart brand clothing line for the masses, the Christians who make no money, but are okay with a shitty life thanks to God…you know the people you want to sell product to, because they’ll buy into anything… Here she is talking…on Fallon…about her kids….to bring you down from…”OMG TITS”….we call this the video castration….because a woman talking about her kids, and not her tits, is a woman I have zero interest in listening to, but I’ll still stare at her tits. If you look past her box, and below her gunt, you can see her cameltoe… TO SEE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Tits Selling Garbage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
NY Woman Snaps Photos Of Man Masturbating Aboard Subway Train New York is a weird azz place. One woman’s recent experience on a subway train is proof of that… A story in the NYDailyNews reports that Tiffany Jackson was riding the train with her dog and caught several photos of a man staring her down and masturbating. “I just wanted to get his face out there since so many of my homegirls take the same train” Jackson was able to find an MTA employee to make a complaint and that’s when isht got REALLY ugly. “He rolled his eyes, annoyed, and radioed dispatch.” “The conductor grumbled and told me to just go upstairs and report the incident to the booth. “Not upset about jerk-off guy, there are creeps all over this city,” she wrote. “I’m more upset how the MTA handled themselves.” “They acted like I was more of a nuisance than trying to help me, and sent me right in the path of danger.” No surprise that an employee who works for the city of New York could care less about the people they work for. *side-eyes NYPD* Images via Instagram/Facebook
NY Woman Snaps Photos Of Man Masturbating Aboard Subway Train New York is a weird azz place. One woman’s recent experience on a subway train is proof of that… A story in the NYDailyNews reports that Tiffany Jackson was riding the train with her dog and caught several photos of a man staring her down and masturbating. “I just wanted to get his face out there since so many of my homegirls take the same train” Jackson was able to find an MTA employee to make a complaint and that’s when isht got REALLY ugly. “He rolled his eyes, annoyed, and radioed dispatch.” “The conductor grumbled and told me to just go upstairs and report the incident to the booth. “Not upset about jerk-off guy, there are creeps all over this city,” she wrote. “I’m more upset how the MTA handled themselves.” “They acted like I was more of a nuisance than trying to help me, and sent me right in the path of danger.” No surprise that an employee who works for the city of New York could care less about the people they work for. *side-eyes NYPD* Images via Instagram/Facebook
Say it ain’t so, Kylie. Proving once again that money talks and medical science is totally lame, Kylie Jenner has become the latest member of the Kard clan to endorse the Waist Gang Society line of organ-squeezing undergarments. Kylie posted the above photo yesterday, with a caption reading; ” Just about to head out for a morning walk before my interviews and I love a little extra help. Thank you @premadonna87 and @waistgangsociety for my waist trainer I’m officially obsessed after seeing how bomb my sisters look. It also helps with my posture :). Get yours at whatsawaist.com ” The folks at WGS, must pony up some serious cash, because they’ve now claimed all of the Kardashian-Jenner gals except for Kendall, who: Would make for a ridiculous spokeswoman, as she could hula-hoop with a Cheerio, and Probably doesn’t want to put her modeling career at stake by associating herself with the worst celebrity BS trend since Scientology. Kim started the waist-training nonsense back in early 2015. Her sisters resisted as long as they could, but they’ve all caved recently. Khloe posted a waist training photo last week. Despite the predictable backlash from people who don’t think influential women with millions of young fans should be peddling at-home spleen-exploders, Kourtney posted a waist training pic of her own on Monday. Allows us to take this opportunity to remind you that waist training doesn’t work and may actually cause serious damage to your internal organs. Also, as a rule of thumb, you shouldn’t take health tips from people who are most famous for posting selfies and starring in sex tapes. View Slideshow: 18 Kylie Jenner Photos We Can Finally Show You Legally
At least for a few moments, Donald Trump has moved on from Mexicans and Megyn Kelly to focus on a problem truly threatening to bring America down: Oreos. Wait… what?!? Because parent company Nabisco has shipped jobs out of the country, Trump tells the latest issue of Rolling Stone that he’s dead serious is making America better, one deprived dessert item at a time. “I meant what I said: No more Oreos for Trump!” The Donald declares to the magazine. Trump also tells the publication that he’s “owned by the people,” meaning he’s financing his own campaign and is therefore not beholden to donors or lobbyists. Among other items touched on by the mocker of Asians : U-S-A! U-S-A! I’d renegotiate trade deals so that our country becomes rich again, and end deals where car manufacturers go to other countries. I’m gonna have them built right here. A Promise to the People: I’m no angel, but I’m gonna do right by them! All About the Benjamins: I make $400 to $600 million a year. Carly Fiorina: Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not supposed say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious? Ivanka Trump : Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father… What Will He Do About ISIS? We gotta waterboard ’em, don’t you agree? View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President
This young lady has been the subject of outrage over the past few years for her consistently disrespectful cultural appropriation. Despite that, the folks in Hollyweird still found her fit to have her (and weird shoe designer Jeremy Scott) handprints permanently pressed into the concrete outside the TCL Chinese Theater in L.A. Ethnic ire aside, this broad is also know for her supple sweater puppets. Any idea who she is? Keep flipping to find out… Images via WENN
Mississippi Pastor Commits Suicide After Being Outed In Ashley Madison Hack Dr. John Gibson, the pastor of First Southern Baptist Church in Pearlington, Miss., and a professor at New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary’s Leavell College, has taken his own life after his e-philandering was exposed via the massive Ashley Madison hack last month according to NYDailyNews . His wife, Christi, found his body in their home along with a note: “He talked about depression. He talked about having his name on there, and he said he was just very, very sorry,” Christi Gibson said. “What we know about him is that he poured his life into other people, and he offered grace and mercy and forgiveness to everyone else, but somehow he couldn’t extend that to himself.” Cheating shenanigans notwithstanding, his family and friends really respected his guy apparently. Says his son at the memorial service: “My dad was a great man. He was a great man with struggles,” he said at the service. “My dad reached a point of such hopelessness and despair that he took his own life.” And daughter: “These were real people with real families, real pain and real loss,” Gibson said. “Nothing is worth the loss of a father and a husband and a friend. It just didn’t merit it. It didn’t merit it at all.” It’s gotta be incredibly hard to get outed in this way. With so many people watching and judging, but those who commit suicide as a result are just piling on the pain. The wife may forgive, the kids may forgive, hell, the church might even forgive, but ain’t no forgiving if you’re dead. Image via Facebook/CNN
I think we can all agree that Kylie Jenner is busted up… She was just the latest jailbait hype that everyone was excited about when she turned 18…because it meant she could legally blossom into her own porn career like her older sister….who created their empire using the media intelligently, even though talking to these idiots, you’d think there was nothing intelligent about them, but I guess spoiled brats know how to get what they want, even if they have to use their pussies to get it..something every single one of the family members, even the monster one, has done… She’s not hot….it’s all for show, a show that people were distracted by and sucked into, knowing this one fucks her black older boyfriend while being underage, yet dude didn’t get arrested for it, meanwhile I have heard stories of 19 year olds getting charged as sex offenders for fucking their 17 year old girlfriends…in their small towns thanks to Jesus and angry parents..but still… So seeing her pose like this may make you think “oh well at least she has tits, I guess cuz she’s thick, built like a video vixen for black men, like so many young girls these days, because of the hormones in the food”….or you’re thinking, “why she’s orange, her parents are both white, sure one of them turned into a woman, but that doesn’t make you orange and the other has an evil uterus from hell that created all these things people obsess over, but that doesn’t make you orange either”…. But people care…because she’s the young Kardashian…and she’s doing what she is meant to…all bad make up and possibly sloppy plastic surgery…looking 40…. Even though people shouldn’t care….and here she is in Galore…posing….because that’s what these idiots do.. I feel like if one of them said “I want to be an academic” or “I want to be a doctor”…she’s gets laughed out of the room, because she’s already a marketable product, who doesn’t need to do anything, just sit and pout that doughy permanent pouty face…. Keep in mind she’s 18, these are by Terry Richardson, Directed by the people at Galore….so this is the single best shoot of her life, she will never look hotter than this, it’s all down hill from here, and that’s pretty depressing for her, but who cares about her, she’s rich. Here are the pics… Via Click Here The post Kylie Jenner Looks Busty and 40 in Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
After 18 years together, Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt have decided to call it quits. The couple made it official with a statement issued to People magazine earlier today: “With great sadness, we have decided to separate, after 18 years of love and shared history,” the statement reads. “We will continue to be supportive of each other in every way possible moving forward.” Rumors that Hamm and Westfeldt had secretly ended their relationship began to circulate early this year. But despite reports that they’d gone their separate ways, Westfeldt was by Hamm’s side at promotional events for the final season of Mad Men. Back in March, Hamm completed rehab for alcohol addiction and thanked Westfeldt for supporting him throughout the long and difficult treatment process. The couple did not provide a reason for the split, but insiders say it was a mutual and amicable decision. Sources close to the couple say that there’s no truth to the rumors of Hamm cheating with co-star Elisabeth Moss or Westfeldt becoming fed up with Hamm’s drinking. An actress and indie film director, Westfeldt has worked with Hamm on several projects, including 1997’s Kissing Jessica Stein and 2011’s Friends With Kids. He has publicly credited her giving the support and confidence that he needed to continue to pursue acting in the years before he found success in the role of Don Draper. View Slideshow: Celebrity Breakups of 2015: They’re Dropping Like Flies!
