Lady Gaga got the Cover of Harper’s because she’s a cover girl. Or maybe she has a good PR team. Or maybe Harper’s owes her a favour from an exclusive she gave them back when she peaked, or maybe despite her record sales, she’s still Lady Gaga, still a huge star, still capable of selling magazines even though magazines are a dying breed….but I guess the people at Harper’s aren’t insane. It’s like you don’t give a sinking ship thanks to no one caring about her antics all the glory, you want until people start mourning its loss…you know like the public did with Michael Jackson. One day a pedophile everyone hated, the next day dead and a legend…you fickle pieces of shit… That said, they also gave the cover to Penelope Cruz and Linda Evangelista are also cover girls…because Gaga doesn’t deserve anything…if you take a second away from her tits…you’ll see a face that was meant to be behind the scenes…seriously…what a horrible fucking face…
Are ya’ll familiar with “Athena’s Erotica 2.0?” It’s a new EP from R&B newcomers Jake & Papa. We love exposing our audience to new music and wanted to share this interview we recently had with the guys. Check it out below: Bossip: So talk to us about “Athena’s Erotica 2.0” EP what can we expect from it? J&P: “Athena’s Erotica 2.0” is available right now on iTunes, Spotify, and all that beautiful stuff! It’s Jake and Papa’s take on R&B. We like to make sexual warfare type R&B. We mixed Athena with the idea of Erotica to make that bedroom a nice warfare scene. Bossip: The EP is very sexually driven what made you guys want to show this side of you on the EP? I think that’s what comes naturally for us. We are two young, vibrant men who love women and we love making women feel good it comes natural. Bossip: We took a look at your short film Athena’s Erotica 2.0 and noticed that Papa was getting attacked by a groupie is this art imitating life? J&P: Man it gets tricky sometimes we try to deal with it as professionally as possible..! Bossip: We got a chance to see you guys perform at the House of Blues a couple months ago and you guys killed it! You guys did some throwback jawns from Ginuwine and Jodeci. Would you say your music is heavily influenced by them? J&P: Definitely. We love citing the people who came through before us in our shows because it always takes people back. It’s fun and reminiscent and everybody goes back to a time where it was about having fun. We love Jodeci, Ginuwine, and R.Kelly. Bossip: You guys have been coined the 2014 version Of Jodeci. What does that statement mean to you guys? J&P: It’s a huge statement! Naturally we are trying to establish the Jake and Papa brand, but definitely for us to be compared to a group like that we feel is one of the greatest groups of all time that we grew up listening to it is definitely a blessing. If we can have a fraction of their success, I know it sounds cliche but we would really really love that. Bossip: Lately it seems like EDM & house music is taking over. Do you feel that the essence of R&B is dead? J&P : No, people like to have fun and house music comes in handy when people want to turn up. Truth is everybody needs a little soul and some r&b! Nobody that I know wants to make love to house music. We need to procreate and keep the world going, we got to make some love and you need soul to make love. We never felt that R&B was dead we have been in the underground scene for sometime but there is a lot of people who are keeping R&B alive.. they are out there. Bossip: Who are Jake and Papa listening to right now? J&P: A little bit of everybody. We love Lana Del Ray, Jhene Aiko and Miguel of course. A lot of people out there we keep our ears to the streets and cop new music everyday. Bossip: Celebrity crushes? Papa: That’s crazy, mine changes everyday and these celebrities aren’t what they are all cracked up to be. I like the good ol’ girl next door. Bossip: Who is someone you’d like to work with in the future? Papa: Jhene, Kendrick Lamar, and I really love Tori Kelly if we did some joints with Tori Kelly I think that would be amazing, she is dope. And Lana Del Ray too her new album is unbelievable. Bossip: Where can everybody get your music and where they can look out for you guys? J&P: “Athena’s Erotica 2.0″ is on iTunes right now so R&B is very much alive so go and check that out and cop that an follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and all that (Jake and Papa).
As Katniss Everdeen, Jennifer Lawrence has returned to the world of Panem to lead her people against an evil empire — and we have the teaser to prove it.
Britney Spears was spotted outside of a Laser clinic wearing a pretty tight shirt, rocking a solid looking set of tits, even though we’ve seen her tits and already know they are sloppy as fuck…something I guess her ass is also, but I can’t tell from this angle, I just know she’s at some Laser treatment centre for fat asses to look less cellulite ridden, since working out is hard to do, when you’re too medicated and/or eating junk food she got at Walmart… I am not against any and all efforts to make her look tight and fit for the next 5-7 years…even though she died to me when K-Fed violated everything about her… I mean it’s a vain world and no one, especially me, want our youth growing up thinking that they can make it in life as fat chicks… All this to say…look at those cancels…so strong from a life of dance…to make her mommy and daddy and so many other people rich..and…I like her “talk to the hand cuz the face don’t give a damn look”…and…I’m glad it’s not laser hair removal…even if she probably already has it…I just think bush is glorious and maybe something you’d want to covered her mangled vag…if you could…just pretend it’s her being trendy. Come on people…stop hating…this is Britney Spears fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here’s a fucking stretch for you….Alessandra Ambrosio launched her Bikini line…that I have feeling is put out by the people at Victoria’s Secret. There’s no way they would let her do a bikini line of her own without their involvement. They own this bitch and she’s got contract upon contract with them – that it would never happen….but then again, they probably own all the bikini manufacturers overseas, and anyone making a bikini, is indirectly making Limited Brands and Victoria’s Secret money… Either way, signature brands are hot right now. Milk our celebrity. Let us choose a style and worry about nothing else. Lend our name. Collect checks…makes sense. What doesn’t make sense is how fucking boring these pics for the collection are. You would think the world would realize – bikini pics are boring…step it up…add some flavor…take it up a fucking notch….this is the instagram era, we’ve seen too many bikini pics. This “pretty in a bikini” bullshit is depressing to look at…especially knowing how high budget this one…lazy fuckers. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINI CLICK HERE
Here’s a fucking stretch for you….Alessandra Ambrosio launched her Bikini line…that I have feeling is put out by the people at Victoria’s Secret. There’s no way they would let her do a bikini line of her own without their involvement. They own this bitch and she’s got contract upon contract with them – that it would never happen….but then again, they probably own all the bikini manufacturers overseas, and anyone making a bikini, is indirectly making Limited Brands and Victoria’s Secret money… Either way, signature brands are hot right now. Milk our celebrity. Let us choose a style and worry about nothing else. Lend our name. Collect checks…makes sense. What doesn’t make sense is how fucking boring these pics for the collection are. You would think the world would realize – bikini pics are boring…step it up…add some flavor…take it up a fucking notch….this is the instagram era, we’ve seen too many bikini pics. This “pretty in a bikini” bullshit is depressing to look at…especially knowing how high budget this one…lazy fuckers. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINI CLICK HERE
I fell in love with Martha Hunt back in MAY…when she did this TOPLESS PHOTOSHOOT …but then I forgot she existed…until today…when it all came back to me… You see these bitches are all interchangeable. There are so many of them. We are so over-exposed that they all kind of blend into each other to the point where their names don’t matter…they don’t matter…their tits don’t even matter…but I’ll still look at them…and pretend I care…as they sell bikinis…for some random ass brand….
Pirelli has been putting out these calendars every year for the last 100 years – that feature top models half naked posing with tires, shot by the top photographers – because tires and luxury fashion may not go hand in hand…but dudes who like tires like topless models…and models always look better when shot by good photographers…so it may not make that much sense, they are Italian…they don’t need to make sense..especially when they’ve proven to work… That said, Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel. Vanity Fair Italia, released the cast and crew of the Calendar – including Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls , Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova . The theme of fetish with latex and corsets. Works for me.. I’ve stared at least all of those models topless for fashion at least once before…except Candice Huffine – she’s plus sized and we want none of that… But I guess this is for a Calendar…an obsolete form of date tracking…it’s called a fucking iPhone.. Where’s the Pirelli calendar app? That’s what the people want…none of this hang on your garage nonsense…
This is a great “artistic” project called THIS VOYEURS LIFE that dabbles on the porno side of things – because it is strictly based on voyeurism…or the Voyeurism of an artist / photographer. What I gather from the about page, that the photographer lives with people for a period of time and watches them or shoots them having sex, getting ready, and being naked…doing the things they normally don’t have a dude watch them do…. I think the idea is something I would do, if I wasn’t reclusive and if I actually liked spending time with people, but then again, I am a voyeur. I already try to convince every girl I meet to show me her vagina, or at least her sexy pics on her phone. I try to convince every couple I know to have sex while I watch…I got people to let me watch oral yesterday – which was uneventful…but just something to do… So I am a little bias..but for other people like me…this is right up all of our fucking alley….because there’s nothing wrong with watching a girl letting us watch her…naked… Hottest thing I’ve seen all day.
