Jessica Alba was in New York wearing a midriff like she wasn’t over 30 and a mom of two. You know pretending that she’s still awesome and relevant and fashionable, because everyone around her tells her how great and amazing she is every day of her life…and she’s got fans who still praise her and think she’s the best and hottest thing to ever hit the movie screen, when I just see an over-hyped actress with little to no talent, who scammed the system better than any Mexican has….because she is Mexican…despite her being in denial about it…sure she’s mentioned it, but never really embraced it or celebrated it or did anything for Mexicans but hire a few Mexican gardeners as slaves to do her part for her people…not that I care..white people laugh at Mexicans, if she did embrace it, the world of racists would retaliate, so it was better for her to assimilate. Proven by her bank balance… All this to say, here she is in New York…being fancy…dressed a little too sexy…and unfortunately, not sitting on my face…because I’m not against mom’s of two, in fact they are the only vaginas that can really handle my fisting… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The Upright Walking New Jersey bear – I Think It’s Probably Just Snooki Shark Throws Up in a Guys Face Some Guy Gets Suck Between Train and Platform – 50 People Rock The Train to Free Him I don’t want to post this – but it’s hardcore – Burn Victim Telling Fire Challenge People They are Idiots Russian Mom Won’t Move for Taxi Driver of the Day Gas Pump Hit and Run
stepGIRL who never was, Michea Crawford, who is one of my biggest regrets, is now the body for Agent Provocateur’s catalog and she’s fucking amazing. As much as I love seeing this girl in her photoshoots, you know hometown hero, who I am reminded of all the times I used to go to the same parties as her in Montreal and I didn’t try to make her fall in love with me through interpretive dance, love songs, date rape drugs, or really any tools that would make a girl fall in love with me..even for just an hour… Obviously, based not these pics, you can imagine that she was impossible to not notice, it was obvious she was going to go onto great things years later, like this…but I was too drunk to figure out how to be a part of that…or even figure out how to get her sit on my face…something you’d think all girls would go for…but that I am rejected for more often than not…I guess eating out isn’t treated the same way as getting blow jobs… Either way, as much as I usually hate other people’s success, especially people I couldn’t have signed and recruited back before they were actual models, I like seeing what Michea is up to…probably because she’s half naked and amazing. What a babe…
Sad, sad, sad … 3-Year-Old Girl Killed In Philadelphia During Shootout Via NBCPhiladelphia A 3-year-old girl, shot as she was sitting on a porch, has died after a man opened fire along a Philadelphia street following an argument. Three others were also hit by gunfire. Gunshots rang out around 9:40 p.m. on Friday along the 1500 block of S. Etting Street near 27th Street in the Grays Ferry section of the city, police said. Philadelphia Police Capt. Michael Gormley said two men began arguing along the block when one pulled out a gun and started firing. A stray bullet hit the girl in the left side of her chest, Gormley said. Witnesses tell NBC10.com that the girl was getting her hair done when she was struck. Family and friends say the girl did not live at the home and that her mother was around the corner at the time of the shooting. Officers arriving on the scene put her in a patrol car and rushed her to the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia, officials said. But despite trauma doctor’s efforts, she was pronounced dead at 10:21 p.m. Sadly enough, this little girl was not the only victim of this shooting… Three other people were also hit by the gunfire, police said. The other man involved in the argument was shot in the head. He was rushed by officers to the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania, police said. He remains there in critical condition. A 21-year-old man and a 28-year-old woman who police say were bystanders, were also struck. The man was struck in the leg. He was taken to HUP where he is currently in stable condition. The woman was struck in the arm. She was also taken to HUP where she was treated and released. Witnesses say the shooter fled the scene on his bicycle. Police took a person of interest into custody near the scene, but have not identified him as a suspect. Prayers go out to the family of the young girl who lost her life, as well as those injured in this senseless shooting. Image via Shutterstock
Say it ain’t so! Nicole Murphy Calls Off Engagement To Michael Strahan After five years of nearly-wedded bliss , Nicole Murphy has decided to split from Michael Strahan. Apparently the former football star is just too busy to maintain a healthy relationship. Via MailOnline : Michael Strahan’s fiance Nicole Murphy has ended the couple’s five year engagement. The pair started dating in 2007 and the former New York Giants proposed two years later. ‘They love each other very much, but with the distance and work schedule it has been hard to maintain the relationship,’ a spokesperson for the model and TV star told People magazine on Friday. The 42-year-old’s TV career has certainly increased of late. The LIVE! with Kelly and Michael host took on a part-time role with Good Morning America in April. The split comes just a day before Strahan will be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Awww, we really thought these two might make it! Now Nicole is a Hollywood Ex two times over…who do you think the bangin’ Miss Murphy will bounce back with next???
As previously documented, some animals really want to be human. Heck, some animals think they are human . They get up on two legs, they sit at the table for dinner, they drive cars and motorcycles . And, yes, some are even in need of a shave. Or not because, let’s face it, mustaches are totally adorable on canines!!!! Click through the following pictures and take a closer look at dogs that have legitimate facial hair. (Not really, but it looks like they do and it’s a lot cuter to pretend as if it’s real.) 7 Dogs Who Have Mustaches 1. Got a razor? Not only does this dog have a mustache, but it looks like he’s wearing socks!
Not that she needs to take Sean Lowe’s advice , but reigning Bachelorette Andi Dorfman appears to be on the same page with the former Bachelor star. Waiting until next spring to say “I do” may seem like an eternity for a duo that got engaged after a two-month courtship, but in real world terms? Pretty normal. And healthy, to be perfectly honest. Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray: A Bachelorette Romance 1. Josh and Andi Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray on The Bachelorette. They are a great-looking duo. “Andi is okay with a long engagement,” a show insider exclusively says. “She is in no rush to get married, but she definitely wants to marry Josh.” Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray say “probably spring” is when they’ll the knot, but there is no date set. For now, the engaged pair is simply “very happy together.” He’s just happy not to have to share her anymore. “It was very difficult for Josh in the house,” a source said. “He is a very jealous guy and for him to see Andi with other guys … it was really hard for him.” Is that a red flag? Not necessarily, the insider says, given the circumstances: “I believe he was just really into her and didn’t want to imagine her with anyone else.” Speaking of which, Nick Viall didn’t mean to humiliate Andi during the After the Rose special, the source says, chalking that up to Nick’s wounded feelings. “He was just so in love with Andi,” the insider explained. “When he made that comment about the Fantasy Suite, he wasn’t meaning to be mean.” “People say and do things when they are hurt by someone and I think him saying that was an accident … but also very telling about his feelings for her.” As for how Josh feels about Nick’s feelings, if he’s bothered by the runner-up’s shocking Men Tell All confession, he’s not showing it . He said after the fact: “I couldn’t care less. I didn’t even see Nick [on Monday].” “It is what it is,” added Andi. “That’s him showing his colors or beliefs…Everyone may be talking about it, but it’s so over and done and it’s been over and done.” “This happened months ago, so we’ve put that behind us. I’d rather people just talk about us and talk about the happy couple. We did it. We are in love.” What do you think? Will these two last? Vote : Yes. They are made for each other! No. I don’t see the connection! View Poll » The Bachelorette Stars Ranked By Relationship Length 1. Andi Dorfman Andi Dorfman found love with Josh Murray on The Bachelorette. Will this romance last longer than her precedessors?!
LOVE MAGAZINE just released their new issue, that Kendall Jenner, the “hard working model” who in her delusional rich brat mind, didn’t leverage her sister’s porn, her family reality show, was on the cover of….hard work pays off when your mom has a team. Anyway they got all the models up against a wind machine, blowing their faces into all kind of weirdness, and for some reason I find it highly erotic, and that reason is called being overexposed to porn and forced to turn to new things besides sex and nudity to get off… The models are: Kendall Jenner, Anna Ewers, Caroline Trentini, Charlotte Free, Imaan Hammam, Jing Wen, Julia Bergshoeff, Julia Nobis, Kayla Scott, Natalie Westling & Ysaunny Brito #newfetish
