Tricia Helfer is some Canadian actress who nerds love because she was hired for some low budget Canadian show that for some reason nerds bought into…because she was the discount bargain basement actor that fit into their budget…. Which teaches us all a valuable lesson, that sometimes buying the bootleg version of what you want, you know the sale item, no name brand version isn’t always that bad an option, especially when it comes to women, because there’s the expensive ones that cost money and have attitude and the ones willing to do shit for a warm shower all eager and shit…and when it’s all said and done, in both cases you get the same outcome…aids….or an orgasm…or a wife you can’t get rid of…or in the case of Battlestar Gallatica, a girl you turned semi-famous. Here are her bikini pics from vacation.
Sara Sampaio is a greasy Portuguese fish eating model who is modelling for Free People in bikinis…and shit is about as exciting as bikini catalog pictures go, which is not exciting at all. They are all the same… If anything, the random fame whore attention seeking sluts on Instagram are more interesting and have more compelling pictures than this…but because Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, I am going to pretend that them lending her out to other companies that they probably manufacture for, is more important than the amateur models looking for this kind of campaign…because..that’s what the media wants me to do…I blame the illuminati.
Pixie Lott is some hot young UK singer who was clever enough to get on stage at some UK Christmas event. She looks like she’s young enough for me to try to date without getting arrested by while getting her family very fucking angry…but more importantly she looks like someone who really gets that if you’re on stage, and people are looking up at you, you need to wear a short tight skirt, to really make it matter…it’s all part of trying to take her songs international, and when a body is tight like this, I have no choice but to encourage. It reminds me of a horrible club I used to go to that had a balcony over the bar where girls danced, not really thinking that the dudes below could see up their skirt, even though that was the whole point of the balcony…you know the girls too caught up in the moment…bringing me back over and over again, thanks to all the pantyless pussy lip I saw…it was clever marketing…that clearly other people are onto…even if Pixie isn’t showing bag…she’s one small step away from that…and that makes me like her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Terry Richardson is directing the R-Kelly and Lady Gaga video and he posted a behind the scenes picture of them in a white studio, Gaga in lingerie on all fours while Kelly pretty much overpower her…remaining me of every time Gaga went to the gay bathhouse back when she had a dick… It’s not very controversial, it’s more like 3 people who are out of ideas coming together saying “anything we do will get watched, let’s just do what’s easy and what we don’t have to leave the studio for, I want to be done in an hour, I have naps to take”…. But I guess you can always imagine she’s about to get peed on, progressing in her artistic direction, into a place she should be…a place we call the “Kim Kardashian Urinal”…black guy peeing on overly famous for nothing white enough girls… Who cares.
I posted a few of the pics of Alyssa Miller in Galore yesterday, questioning whether she had a vagina or not, mainly because she’s Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard and I can only assume she doesn’t have sex with him, that shit is all for image, like dating anyone she can to get relevant, it’s kind of her thing, because in case you didn’t know, she’s contrived tits from the people at SI to be seen as a bigger deal than she actually is. Not quite a real model, at least not before they made her, just trying to hang on and build from where she’s left off, because tricking the world into paying you to model is way better than an actual job guys…that’s why she puts so much into it… And here is her boring nipple.
Demi Lovato made a startling admission in an interview with Access Hollywood last night: During her darkest days, she smuggled cocaine on to airplanes and snorted it in first class. It was a daring reveal by Lovato, but she could at least make it secure in the knowledge that Selena Gomez isn’t going anywhere: The latter posted a photo to Instagram last night of her and Lovato, cuddling up in front of a few Christmas lights. Lovato Tweeted “I looooooooooovvvvvveeee you” in response to Selena’s image, as fans were made aware this week just how tight the bond is between these artists. Gomez once went along with Demi to a rehab center when Lovato was asked to speak there and share her story in an attempt to help other addicts. “I’ve been through hell and back, but my story isn’t over yet…,” The X Factor judge Tweeted today. “I can’t wait to talk about the people who have never taken ANY credit for being a huge part of saving my life, and why I’m alive today….” It sounds like Selena is one of those people. And it sounds like these two have a bond that cannot be broken.
Kim said, “don’t count my money haters.” Kim Kardashian Defends Giving 10 Percent Of Proceeds To Charity According to Kim’s Celeb Buzz Blog: I feel compelled to speak about something that is in my head and my heart. Over the years, I’ve had to grow a thick skin. Being in the public eye, there are times I feel like I get criticized for any and everything I do. I’m used to it now. I just choose not to feed into negativity or become consumed by it. The problem comes in when I get attacked for giving and trying to help people. My dad always taught me the importance of giving back. I don’t publicize everything I do to help charities and people all over the world. I do it because I want to. I do it because my dad taught me to. I do it because it’s the right thing to do. So for people to attack me for giving 10% of my eBay auction sales to the people of the Philippines, that hurts. I do eBay auctions monthly and change the charity or church from time to time. I give 10% of all my earnings to charities, not just these eBay auctions. This month it’s for the people of the Philippines, last month was Life Change Community Church. In regards to these eBay auctions, when the eBay numbers get broken down, the auction management agency that posts for me gets a percentage for all of their hard work, then eBay listing fees, end of auction fees, eBay Store fees, Paypal fees, etc., all add up to about half of the sale. Then I give 10% to a charity. Truth is how the # is broken down, is neither here nor there. The people of the Philippines need all of our help, no matter how big or small. Over the last 5+ years, I have listed thousands of items on eBay Giving Works for various causes. I will continue to do what is in my heart and am happy to know many others have enjoyed purchasing from me, as they too are giving with me. Giving comes from the heart. We all need to be reminded of this as we celebrate the holiday season this year. Kim is right. Giving does come from the heart and these folks need to stop counting her money and try to stack their bread. WENN
I think the logical, expected step for Miley and her twerking marketing campaign this time of year would be to twerk on a dude dressed like Santa….and I wouldn’t really think it was a Sac-Religious as the people who are saying it is Sac-Religious, you know the grannies who show up to tree lighting events in t-shirts that read “I Believe” with a picture of Santa on it…because they have no fucking clue… Santa as a whole is in fact Sac-Religious…an icon created by Coca Cola using the letters SATAN to create a fat drunk red bloated pedo who really wants kids on his laps.. breaks into naughty little girls’ and boys houses and eats their cookies…while gifting good girls and boys…because they don’t tell on his touches the other 364 days of the year…even though gifts from strangers always come with conditions… Christmas is to celebrate Christ…what’s going on here isn’t shitting on the Holiday spirit, like a homeless guy shitting himself on a bus, it’s just making the commercialized part of X-Mas better…because twerking special…especially when white girls do it. Here’s the shitty video… And Another One TO SEE MORE PICS OF THIS CLICK HERE
Ballin’!!! We knew this wedding was going to be “Gone With The Wind” fabulous but we didn’t expect KimYe to go this hard in the paint with it. According to US Weekly reports : Fit for a queen! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are planning their very own royal wedding of sorts. The famously over-the-top couple have set their sights on France’s famed Palace of Versailles for their much-anticipated nuptials, the new issue of Us Weekly reveals. “Kanye has never been married and wants a big [wedding],” a source tells Us of the “Bound 2″ rapper, 36, who has a 6-month-old daughter, North, with his fiancee. Adds another insider: “They are not working with a budget.” Indeed, West seems to live by the motto “Go big or go home.” When he proposed to Kardashian, 33, in October, he hired a 50-piece orchestra and rented out San Francisco’s AT&T Park, which lit up with the words “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEEE!!!” on a giant screen. Us Weekly was not able to confirm, but sources say top wedding planner to the stars Sharon Sacks has most likely been chosen to plan the event. Sacks has planned parties for the Kardashian family for years. For more on Kanye and Kim’s dream wedding plans — including details on the pricey rooms and fancy food — pick up the new issue of Us Weekly. Do you believe it? We definitely believe the no-budget part, but based on the last wedding Kim had we wouldn’t be surprised if the whole event was corporate sponsored!
Seeing Ian Somerhalder pose with his cat Moke for People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Alive 2013 spread might be as hot as seeing Channing Tatum wear his baby girl. Ian Somerhalder alone is swoon-worthy, but Ian plus cute and furry four-legged friends? Super hot. Ian Somerhalder Loves His Cat Somerhalder, who plays Damon Salvatore on The Vampire Diaries , rescued his orange-haired kid while filming Lost in Hawaii. He reveals to the magazine that he used to put Moke on a leash and take him for walks on the beach. The cat apparently helped him get a lot of dates, but it’s Ian Somerhalder so Moke was probably just a lovely bonus for those lucky ladies. Cats aren’t his only furry friends. He and Nina Dobrev played midwife to one of his dogs as it gave birth to puppies earlier this year. Ian currently resides in his 2,000 square foot apartment with 6 dogs and 2 cats, a number which he says is probably over the limit. Somerhalder was included in the spread’s “Cool Cats” section alongside The Walking Dead star Norman Reedus and his feline friend Eye of the Dark. Adam Levine, meanwhile, was named Sexiest Man Alive 2013. Bet more than a few fans will be shaking their heads at that decision after seeing this.
