Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Patrick McDermott / Getty Ray Lewis ‘s invitation to the cookout was revoked many, many moons ago. But he was officially disbarred from the Black community when he claimed that he “didn’t kneel to protest. I kneeled to pray”. The NFL Hall Of Famer was in his usual inspirational speech mode over the weekend as he was inducted to the Pro Hall Of Fame. He talked for 33 whole minutes. But the cat must’ve gotten his tongue when fellow hall of famer, Randy Moss explained the meaning behind his powerful tie. Randy Moss always been a real one. Salute! @RandyMoss pic.twitter.com/XAG5esOjWQ — Duane Brown (@DuaneBrown76) August 5, 2018 Lewis, who you may recall kicking it with Donald Trump earlier in his Presidency , has a history of trying to stay neutral and not make White folks mad at him. So imagine his discomfort as Moss repped the families of Tamir Rice, Eric Garner and more slain African Americans on Live TV. Ray Lewis when he saw Randy Moss’ tie. pic.twitter.com/I02mO6jVKP — GRADS (@MGRADS) August 5, 2018 Ray Lewis with the thousand yard stare when Randy Moss starts talking about people who got murdered. pic.twitter.com/BtAqjH4sW0 — GhostTrace (@owenrumney) August 5, 2018 Of course, Fox news tried to throw shade at Moss’ speech in comparison to Lewis’. SMH. See how Fox framed Ray Lewis speech next 2 Randy Moss “political statement” pic.twitter.com/fZFobxs6br — ChuckModi (@ChuckModi1) August 5, 2018 There are two kinds of people in the world folks. Love that Ray Lewis, known Trump man (and alleged murder co-conspirator) had to sit and squrim while #RandyMoss discussed Black and Brown Lives #AmJoy pic.twitter.com/rLMhuSP80h — Husky Haddish (@HuskyBro_Inc) August 5, 2018 Some are for the people. Others are for the power. Which side do you think Ray Lewis is on? via GIPHY
I appreciate all things Phoebe Price. I think she represents something really weird, but interesting that has happened in America with the whole celebrity culture. She’s in her 40s, and has been at this for longer than I have been, where that she would go to celeb hot spots dressed wild so often the paparazzi noticed and she started popping up in magazines…almost brilliant… She would keep getting weirder and weirder and get invited to different events and connect with interesting people…mainly other people doing the staged paparazzi thing. She’s got this level of delusion that is amazing. She just loves trolling the world and getting into magazines. And I don’t even know if she knows she’s trolling the world…or if she thinks she’s that relevant… I’ve seen her promoting content clearly mocking her and acting like it’s praise..it’s brilliant. So I am a fan… She is getting a little more naked, which she never really did before, her massive tits and ass out flashing the paparazzi like a Jezebel…who was never a sex worker and who I have never officially seen naked in shameless content…so she’s keep us going, stringing us along…I mean this bending over in a thong weirdness….wild…. I send her DMs on IG everyday asking for the sex tapes to post, but she’s not there yet, and if she was I don’t think I’d be the one getting the rights…because I’m never that lucky,…even though I’m ready to sell that shit at flea markets across america…where no one will know who she is…but will learn the right way…via the ANAL SCENE. We aren’t there yet…but she’s a living legend no one actually knows or cares about…but not all legends have fans… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Phoebe Price Slutty Thong Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Helena Christensen, the girl you jerked off to in the Chris Isaak’s video, I am pretty sure that was her… Well, she’s old as fuck, almost 50, maybe 50, I don’t fucking know. I just know she used to be a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s from Denmark, so she’s a Danish you KETO dieters on see all over social media can eat, I mean if you’re rich and famous….she apparently dated the INXS singer who auto-erotic asphyxiated himself like the people who killed Bourdain wanted you to think he did….when any seasoned Auto-Erotic asphyxiator would know to take a breath or release the tension on the belt before it was too late….she also has a kid with Norman Reedus…if that excites you….as it probably does cuz you’re a queer. Well, she’s in a bathing suit, doing her old VS modeling tricks, because when that’s all you really know and are trained to do…you just keep doing it until you hit the old folks home…it’s pretty much the same logic I put into updating this site…what the fuck else am I gonna do with my time…something productive? That makes me rich? Fuck that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Helena Christensen Bikini is Scary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Over the last three seasons, you’ve watched Rickey Smiley on TV One’s “ Rickey Smiley For Real ” as he juggles his career, fatherhood and personal life, all while traveling between Birmingham, Alabama (his hometown) and Atlanta, Georgia. Follow @TheRSMS RELATED: How The Rickey Smiley Morning Show Team Spent Their Vacation [EXCLUSIVE] This week, Rickey released a hilarious behind-the-scenes video, that included meeting the people who make the magic happen behind the camera! Plus, not only will you get a chance to meet the people behind the scenes of the show but you also get to learn what they all do! Who knows, you could be sitting in their seat one day helping to run the show! RELATED: Rickey Smiley Opens Up About How Being On “Rickey Smiley For Real” Affected His Kids [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO] Listen to “ The Rickey Smiley Morning Show ” 6am ET. RELATED: Rickey Smiley Talks About The Dreams For His Morning Show Coming True [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO] The Latest : Rickey Smiley Shows “Rickey Smiley For Real” Behind The Scenes [VIDEO] Choreographer ‘Hollywood’ Talks Working With Diddy, Artistry & His Thoughts On Dance Challenges From Rape To Healthy Sex: 9 Revelations From Tiffany Haddish’s ‘Glamour’ Interview Gary With Da Tea Shares His Heartbreaking But Uplifting Testimony About Battling Cancer [EXCLUSIVE VIDEO] Tune In: Big Bird & Oscar The Grouch Are Beefing & Petty Twitter Jumped In If Your Cousin Isn’t Blessing You Like The Rock Did His, You Need New Cousins Whaaa? Child Actor Is Put In Blackface In Upcoming Seth Rogen-Produced Movie Trump Trolled Mercilessly After Saying You Need ID To Buy Groceries Lebron James On How Trayvon Martin Changed His Life Trump Is Reportedly Scheduled To Meet With ‘Inner-City’ Pastors — And Ben Carson
Megan Fox posted this up on the “gram”, a little nipple emoji covering of her nipple because she’s a subtle whore like that, but not overly subtle enough to turn down the Fredrick’s of Hollywood campaign she partnered up on, that she may have equity on, in the weirdest spokesperson gig around, since no one cares about Megan Fox, not even the Megan Fox fans, except maybe Brian Austin Green, because he kept her in a cage all those years…. I just find it offensive that she half frees the nipples, in an era of free the nipple, but more importantly, she didn’t get topless in movies when we wanted to see her topless, but at 40 with 10 kids, all banged out and old she thinks it’s good timing to bring out the clickbait. It’s fucking rude to us, the people sexualizing her, giving us something to sexualize, long after we’re done with her…typical rich entitled celebrity to no respect anyone but themselves…in their narcisstic bubble.. And even with the nipple clickbait…there isn’t a fucking nipple…so what they hell is this about…other than cockteasing blue ball giving…too many years too late… The post Megan Fox Emoji Nipple for the one Job She Has of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Okay, look, Jeremy and Audrey Roloff. We need to have a few words with you… You guys really need to stop gushing so perfectly and romantically about each other online, okay?!? Because it’s making the rest of us look bad by comparison! Like, how were we suppose to compete with Audrey’s Father’s Day message to Jeremy , the one in which she referred to her soulmate as a “Godly husband and father?” Similarly, Jeremy has now gone above and beyond on the occasion of Audrey’s 27th birthday. To pay tribute to his wife of four years, Jeremy shared the following precious picture of himself and Audrey yesterday on Instagram: Then, he went ahead and made us cry ALL the tears by including with it a caption that reads: You are a beautiful creation, an amazing wife, and a great mom. I love your self acceptance and desire for self growth – to be you and only you, while also seeking who you were made to be. Thanks for grounding me, taking care of me, and loving me so well. Jeremy went on to list all the ways in which he enjoys spending time with his better half: Working with you is fun. Playing with you is a joy. And raising a kid with you is an honor. There’s no one else I’d rather do life with! “If it’s half as good as the half we’ve known, here’s Hail! to the rest of the road.” I love you babe! Seriously, do birthday tributes get any more precious than that? Jeremy and Audrey, of course, have been in the news of late for a different reason. They are leaving Little People, Big World. They will not be appearing on future episodes, as Jeremy announced just a few days ago . “After 14 years, over 300 episodes, and 17 seasons, the time has come,” Jeremy wrote, much to our chagrin, prior to adding: “A year ago I made the decision that this season would be our last. It has been an amazing run, and I can’t say thank you enough to all of you who have watched and supported us along the ride. “We have the most loyal fans on TV and we appreciate every one of you. You are what made doing this so fun. “We will still be supporting the family as they carry the #LPBW torch onward. This is a decision concerning Audrey and me specifically – the show must go on!” Audrey then chimed in and wrote the following on her Instagram page: “I am so thankful for the encouragement, kindness, and support that each of you have shown to our family. We are forever grateful for the run we’ve had. “Excited to focus on what we feel the Lord is calling us to!” With a memoir on the way from the couple and their blog/business, Beating 50 Percent, up and very much running, we’ll still be seeing plenty of Audrey and Jeremy down the line. But will you keep watching Little People, Big World in their absence? View Slideshow: Audrey and Jeremy Roloff: 19 Moments We’ll Never, Ever Forget
It’s hard to believe that it’s been more than a month since XXXTentacion was shot dead in Miami . Earlier this month, police found one of XXXTentacion’s killers . Though police do not yet have all of the suspects in custody, prosecutors are moving forward. They have already issued indictments. Let’s take a look at the details. One of the alleged shooters was Michael Boatright, who was arrested earlier this month. Trayvon Newsome is believed by police to have been the toher trigger man. Newsome is currently wanted by police. Two other suspects are Dedrick Williams, who is in custody, and Robert Allen, for whom police are still searching. TMZ reports that all four suspects in XXXTentacion’s murder were indicted by a grand jury On top of the obvious murder charge, all four men are also charged with armed robbery using a firearm. According tot he Associated Press, Dedrick Williams was spotted on surveillance cameras and identified. Though fearful of being labeled a snitch in prison for speaking to police, he did tell investigators that he did not know in advance that XXXTentacion would be robbed. It was apparently Boatright and Newsome who carried out the actual robbery, or so investigators have been told. Of course, felony murder rules mean that co-conspirators in crimes that result in murder are all indicted for murder, regardless of which individual did the killing. XXXTentacion had been looking at motorcycles just before he was shot to death in an apparent armed robbery. The rapper was only 20 years old, and had some very passionate young fans. He also apparently acted as something of a mentor to younger people in the business. 14-year-old Danielle Bregoli, who launched her record-breaking music career after insulting Dr. Phil on television, felt a very close bond to XXXTentacion. Their last conversation, just days before his death, was an argument in which she told him that she never wanted to speak with him again. Danielle will always regret her final words to him , she says. XXXTentacion was also infamous for an alleged beating of a gay man, and for being accused of horribly abusing his girlfriend Geneva Ayala to the point that she had to have reconstructive surgery on her face due to damage to her skull. The shocking descriptions of what is said to have done to her during their relationship amount to torture. Unfortunately, because of this, his ex is reviled by some of his more ardent fans. Though his abused girlfriend just wants him to rest in peace , some fans objected to her presence at a vigil for him, and kicked her out. Afterwards, they burned what she had left in his memory. XXXTentacion continues to be mourned by many of his fans. Some of them are so young that this he is the first celebrity musician whom they’ve lost. Some say that a video made shortly before the rapper’s passing predicted his own death . In fact, some sources even say that XXXTentacion talked about wanting to die young like some of the great rappers of the ’90s. Hopefully, the people who were in his life will get a sense of closure once his murder trial draws to a close. For now, it is just beginning. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2018: In Memoriam
Are you ready to say goodbye, The Walking Dead fans? AMC has released the first trailer for Season 9 of this mega-hit, which is notable for a couple reasons: ONE: New Walking Dead footage! Yes! Awesome! Hooray! TWO: Andrew Lincoln will be leaving the series as Rick Grimes at the end of the upcoming new season. He confirmed this very strong rumor at the show's Comic-Con panel on Friday, July 20. “This will be my last season, playing the part of Rick Grimes,” the actor announced in front of thousands of fans, adding: “I love this show. It means everything to me. I love the people who make this show. I promise not to cry – I’ve done enough crying on screen.” He then cried, just a little bit, concluding: “I’m particularly fond of the people who watch this show, you people. “This has been the most extraordinary, beautiful experience of my experience… So I just want to thank you. As for the trailer itself? We hear Rick's arch enemy, Negan, early on, as he growls: “You think you’ve got all this on lock…” Naturally, of course, it is anything but. At one point in the footage, we see Michonne warn Maggie that they need to come up with some rules of conduct for the newly blended communities. Elsewhere, Daryl appears to have been appointed disciplinarian. There's also our first glimpse here at Maggie and Glenn’s baby, which is both precious and bittersweet, considering the fate of Glenn at Negan's hands. Or his bat, we guess, to be more specific. “We’ll see our group together working in unity in a lot of ways, but you’ll also see some changes in the way that they deal with each other,” show runner Angela Kang has teased of Season 9. “In some ways, you’ll see that the vision has succeeded beyond anybody’s wildest imagination. But you’ll also see the cracks in that.” Interesting. The Walking Dead returns with new episodes on Sunday, October 7. Remember to follow this link and watch The Walking Dead online if you need to catch up!
