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Finally, Bai Ling Pictures I Can Get Behind

See now this is what I like to see. Normally I wouldn’t spend a whole lot of time dealing with Bai Ling pictures, mostly because she frightens me a little, but if she’s going to be walking around looking like this, I don’t really have much of a choice. With a perfect little bikini booty like that, these are definitely some Bai Ling pictures I can get behind. Nicely done.

Brooke Burke Bikini Booty Goodness

I don’t post pictures of Brooke Burke all that often, she’s kind of old now and a little boring to be honest, but when I do they’re normally pretty good. Today is no exception. Here she is lounging around in the sun with her husband, showing off one hell of a perfect little bikini booty. Women half her age don’t have booties this hot. Sure her face is a little older and her hands look like they belong on a corpse, but that sweet sweet booty more than makes up for it. Yes please.

Amanda Seyfried’s Hot Spandex Booty

I don’t workout at all, I’m a blogger remember, but I certainly enjoy watching hot chicks do it. To be fair I like watching hot chicks do anything really. Here’s Amanda Seyfried out walking the dog in her sexy little spandex pants. I’m pretty sure this is exactly what the guy had in mind when he invented spandex… A perfect little booty. Well done.

Anna Faris Flaunts A Little Sexiness

I like Anna Faris , she’s not a supermodel or anything like that, but she’s still hot in her own way. Here she is getting silly and sexy for Flaunt magazine. I can’t tell if she’s trying sexy poses or if she’s trying to be funny with her sexy poses. Who cares, she still looks hot. She seems like she’d be a good time, the kind of woman I’d like to go out and have six beers with. No more than six though, I need to be able to perform at the end of the night. Trust me, chicks don’t like when you slip them the soft.

Maria Menounos’ Perfect Sunny Little Breasts

There’s something about these pictures of Greek hottie Maria Menounos walking around in the sunshine that I like. Is it her sandals? Her earrings? Her winning smile? Or is it the fact that the sun is hitting her perky little breasts just right? Of course it’s the boobs. Every now and then, if the sun is in the right spot, we get these perfect little breasts shadows on women and I love it. I want to set up a nice little picnic in the shade under there. Heaven.

Annalynne McCord’s Awesome Bikini Booty

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord spending a little time alone on the beach in a strange looking swimsuit. I don’t really understand it, it’s kind of a stupid mom shorts and bikini top combination, but …. I love it. I think it has more to do with AnnaLynne’s perfect little booty, than the bathing suit to be honest. Who knew I’d find a booty in such a large pair of bikini bottoms to be this spectacular. I’m impressed. Although, the tan lines are going to be a little odd.

Meet My Future Ex-wife Behati Prinsloo

As far as Victoria’s Secret supermodels go, I’m not too familiar with this Behati Prinsloo hottie, but I think she and I should be to know each other. Here she is sunning her perfect little body in a bikini on the beach yesterday. Jesus! How come I haven’t heard of this beauty before? I think I need to do a little research into this… By research I mean stare at these pictures for at least thirteen minutes. How can I turn this into a hands free slideshow?

Natalie Portman Busts Out Some Cleavage

When you think of chicks with busting out cleavage, I’m pretty certain that Natalie Portman doesn’t immediately come to mind, but that’s exactly what’s happening in these pictures. Here she is at the premiere of Black Swan , I’ve never heard of it either, in a dress that seems to be just tight enough to squeeze what little breasts she’s got perfectly out of the top like a sexy tube of toothpaste. I obviously have no idea how she’s doing it, but I’m glad it’s happening. more pictures of Natalie Portman here

Bethany Frankel and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

I have this thing about rich housewives that involves me trying to throw them off, just because I figure they think they have their perfect little lives all sorted out. They have the husband’s credit card, who is always at work trying to pay for their lavish lifestyle while getting to stay as far the fuck away from their obnoxious wife, they have the nanny to free up their time to shop, get their hair done and most importantly bang the hired help all while dressing like they are their 12 year old daughter, rockin’ eating disorders to stay fit and jackin’ their shit up at the plastic surgeon’s office before going to a Starbucks near me, forcing me to overhear the same conversation over and fucking over and over again about their vacation or their kids being the fuckin’ ultimate in the world, giving me no choice but to ask them politely where to get in contact with their plastic surgeon to pay him to botch their next fake lip job so that they lose the ability to fuckin’ talk, suck dick and pretty much leave their fuckin’ house to annoy me cuz this high maintenance shit is the fuckin’ devil, before asking how much they charge to let me touch their circus freak plastic vagina like shit was at the petting zoo because the only way to get the devil out of a cunt like is thru the plastic surgeon modified pussy.

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Bethany Frankel and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

Ready to Drop Sluts Bump into Each Other of the Day

I always find it funny when I see pregnant girls standing together, not because of all the bitching and complaining and moaning about how they are retaining water, how they are craving weird foods, or any of that other moody shit that goes on with pregnant chicks, but because I like identifying the bitches who don’t used contraceptives and who don’t believe in abortion so that I can warn my friends to stay the fuck away from them when their perfect little family lives fall apart and they are left with nothing but a broken home, kids they don’t want and a shittier body than when they started this whole baby making bullshit. I also like the farting and the talking about various gyno experiences, but that’s just because I like all things vagina, even if the fuckin’ thing is on it’s last legs, I mean that’s the whole reason I cruise the cancer ward in the hospital…..

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Ready to Drop Sluts Bump into Each Other of the Day