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Bristol Palin Slams Gay Marriage, President Obama, Glee, Dora the Explorer

Apparently President Obama’s support for gay marriage , which he announced yesterday, does not sit well with Bristol Palin. Nor does the Fox hit Glee . In an anti-gay marriage blog post aimed at Obama’s first statement advocating same-sex marriage rights, Sarah Palin’s daughter does not hold back. In short, Bristol feels Barack is a stupid man, a weak leader and a bad father. Why? Because of his daughters’ role in his evolving gay marriage stance. “While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads,” says the 21-year-old spawn of Sarah. “In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.” The unwed mother, whose baby daddy is totally MIA, continues, “As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.” Unless they’re Levi Johnston. “I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger,” she goes on , “Or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.” “Dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee . ” So in summation, Bristol Palin turned out so well because her parents are heterosexual, President Obama is a pushover who lets Malia and Sasha script his policy statements, and watching Glee might make you gay. Thanks B! Should same-sex couples have the right to marry?

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John Cena and Wife: It’s Over!

John Cena will soon be free to pile drive any woman he wants… if you know what we mean! The WWE Superstar has filed for divorce from his wife of three years, Liz Huberdeau. In the documents, Cena says the marriage is “irretrievably broken.” The couple signed a prenuptial agreement in 2009, TMZ reports, but Liz has hired the same attorney (Raymond Rafool) used by Linda Hogan when she recently fleeced Hulk Hogan after their union dissolved. “Although it is indeed unfortunate that John Cena decided to divorce his high school sweetheart Liz Cena; particularly, after they have come so far in their lives and in his career together, Liz will and really has no choice but to pursue all of her rights and entitlements,” Rafool said in a statement. “Sadly, divorce is not the way Liz thought her perfect love story would end.” Blah… blah. Whatever. Here is the important question: John Cena, would you hit it?

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Burning Love: Yahoo Web Series to Parody The Bachelor

Yahoo will be introducing a web series that parodies The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, with Ben Stiller, Kristen Bell and Malin Akerman among the cast. Burning Love, which debuts Monday, June 4 on the Yahoo Comedy Channel, depicts an over-the-top, dramatic and hypersexual reality dating show. Scarily, this is not that much more absurd than the real thing … Burning Love Trailer Yahoo’s Bachelor parody will follow fictional fireman Mark Orlando, played by Ken Marino, as the hunk searches for the perfect woman to give it to. There will be bubble baths, hair extensions, spray-tans, bitter competition and genuinely insane women (one of them homeless) along the way. Former Bachelor Jake Pavelka, hilariously, even makes a cameo. Burning Love is totally a must-see. For more scoop on the actual series airing this summer, follow this link for all The Bachelorette spoilers so far.

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Amy Childs’ Picture Perfect Cleavage

Here’s Amy Childs and her perfect big breasts and long legs at some event launching a new camera or something like that. Do people still buy these things? Anyhow, it looks like she’s showing us how easy it is to take a picture of herself. You know what that means, there’s got to be a camera out there with pictures of those big naked boobies. Probably in the bathroom mirror. Awesome. Now put one on the floor and see what that angle looks like. Good times.

Justin Bieber Tweets Cheesy Pick Up Lines, Still Wins (VIDEO)

Sure, Justin Bieber sings about all his being the perfect dude in his new single, “Boyfriend,” but does he really walk the walk? The singer has taken to Twitter to share two videos of him practicing his favorite pick-up lines (joke … Here is the original post: Justin Bieber Tweets Cheesy Pick Up Lines, Still Wins (VIDEO)

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Irina Shayk I Can See Your Thong of the Day

I think you have to Magic Eye Poster this shit and look at it cross eyed to really make out the thong that is apparently visible in this dress and I figure that’s a great exercise for you to undertake, cuz lets face it staring at this bitches ass, cross eyed, straight on, or with a glass eye, is always amazing….Her Russian ass is an Iron Curtain I’d like to chip my fucking tooth on….Seriously. She’s hot and she whores her way to the top….qualities important in a woman. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Blake Lively and Chloe Grace Moretz in Some Promo Pics for “Hick” of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting these promo pics that just dropped from some movie called HICKS that is gonna hit theaters in May….but I assume it has something to do with giving big movie companies who refuse to advertise on this site even though it is the perfect site to advertise on free press….I mean if they won’t pay me, I might as well just give it to them for free…or maybe it’s the great storyline…and a great storyline always sucks me in… A Nebraska teen gets more than she bargained for when she sets out for the bright lights of Las Vegas. There’s not titty, no cleavage, no bikini, no upskirts in these promo pics….the only thing of interest in these pics is how fucking old Blake Lively looks up against Chloe Grace Moretz the 11 year old virgin losers masturbate to….and I guess it’s just a picture of out with the old and in with the new jailbait…but Blake Lively always looked 40 so I don’t think she was ever Jailbait…..and really who fucking cares. This post is stupid. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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‘Hunger Games’ Fans Have Spoken: Jennifer Lawrence Isn’t Too Curvy

‘Jennifer Lawrence is the perfect Katniss Everdeen!’ one MTV News commenter writes. By Elizabeth Lancaster Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” Photo: Lionsgate After devouring the books and flooding movie theaters, “Hunger Games” fans have become fiercely loyal to the actors who embodied their favorite characters. And those die-hards are not taking kindly to suggestions that Jennifer Lawrence is too curvy to play Katniss Everdeen . Much of the backlash stems from New York Times film critic Manohla Dargis’ review of the film, in which she wrote: “A few years ago Ms. Lawrence might have looked hungry enough to play Katniss, but now, at 21, her seductive, womanly figure makes a bad fit for a dystopian fantasy about a people starved into submission.” On Wednesday, when MTV News checked in with “Hunger Games” experts for their feelings on the subject, many of you took to our comments section and our Twitter to let us know just how much you disagree with Dargis’ take on the lead actress. MTV.com reader DavidB presented this quote from Suzanne Collins’ book, in which Katniss describes her own body: “I stand straight, and while I’m thin, I’m strong. The meat and plants from the woods combined with the exertion it took to get them have given me a healthier body than most of those I see around me.” Another commenter, GrantGibbs1, wrote, “Jennifer Lawrence is the perfect Katniss Everdeen! She’s not even fat??? First racist comments now weight issues,” the commenter added, in reference to the issues some moviegoers have had over Rue being played by a black actress. For many fans and readers, it’s not about accuracy, but respect and admiration for Jennifer Lawrence as an actress, as well as defending young women from the pressures that create body issues. On Twitter, @PromiseKidrauhl told us Lawrence “was perfectly picked to play Katniss,” while @valvdg wrote, “As if young women didn’t have enough weight issues.” It’s not too late to make your voice heard: What do you think about the controversy over Jennifer Lawrence’s body? Check out everything we’ve got on “The Hunger Games.” For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com . Related Photos The Hunger Games

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Adrianne Curry’s Sweet Big Twitter Breasts

Adrianne Curry may not seem to have a job or do anything of any importance for that matter, unless you consider dressing up as Star Wars characters and heading to nerd conventions important, but I’ve got to hand it to her she sure knows what she’s doing when it comes to the Twitter . Here she is giving us a good look at her perfect breasts in a nice see through top. Yes please.

AnnaSophia Robb in The Carrie Diaries: First Look!

The CW has released the first promotional photo of AnnaSophia Robb from the set of The Carrie Diaries , that network’s upcoming pilot based on the high school years of Carrie Bradshaw. What do you think? Can she pull off the curly high? The designer clothing? The overall look that Sarah Jessica Parker made famous for years on HBO and then on the big screen? Compare the two actresses now: Says executive producer Amy B. Harris of casting Robb in this huge role: “Her grace, intelligence, sense of fun and her empathetic nature make her the perfect girl to bring [the character to life.] The fact that she loves a gorgeous pair of heels doesn’t hurt either.” Will you be tuning in for The Carrie Diaries? What do you think of Robb as a high school version of Bradshaw?

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