I’m a little confused by the cover of this Esquire magazine, I see latina super MILF Sofia Vergara wearing some nice little lingerie with the word SEX written underneath her perfect breasts. So is this issue about sex or just Sofia talking about it? Please let it be Sofia talking about it. Although, I think I’d prefer to hear her talk about sex instead of read about it… I bet the word vagina sounds awesome with that accent of hers. Hot.
Paz De La Huerta is exactly the kind of girl I like hanging out with. She looks like a fucking wreck, you know high, drunk and insane at all time, making her ready and willing for adventure, always eager to pull out her tits and pussy for no reason at all, and she’s hot as hell. It’s the perfect combination I need for a good time, cuz I like girls who are exhibitionist sluts, even if I never know where their crazy is going to take them…. You know she’s the kind of girl you let sleep over and wake up with a knife to your throat when her bi-polar disorder kicks in…or who you find in the basement smearing feces on herself…or who hears voices in her head that make her paint your entire apartment black… She’s the kind of girl who you date and has no loyalty, cuz she lives in the moment, in her own world and has no clue what the fuck is going on, the kind of girl you can marry and never know who she is out fucking when she doesn’t come home at night…. She’s one of those keep you on your toes, damaged, hipster bitches I’d love to eat out, despite all the cock her hipster bush has scene…. I’m just into this kind of thing, even though I know nothing good comes from this kind of thing…cuz normal bitches are fucking boring….
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Dick Van Dyke is now a married man. The 86-year-old Mary Poppins star wed Arlene Silver , his 40-year-old girlfriend, on February 29. The happy couple used a quadrennial occasion to make it official. “Kinda on the spur of the moment, we just decided Leap Day would be the best time to do it,” says Van Dyke of marrying his significant other of six years. Dick Van Dyke met Arlene Silver six years ago at the SAG Awards, where he was “bowled over by her beauty” and hired her as his personal makeup artist. The two became friends, then within the last few years, “fell in love.” This is the second marriage for Dick. Van Dyke was previously married to the mother of his four children, Margie Willett, but they eventually divorced. He then lived with Michelle Triola for more than 30 years until her 2009 death. Now, despite the age difference, he says he’s found his life partner again. “I’m not a loner. I have to have a partner. I found the perfect one.” [Photo: WENN.com]
I am fascinated with girls who have flappy vaginas…because I’m fascinated with all vaginas….and from my experience more meat doesn’t mean less tight… For the longest time all I wanted was a coinslot pussy, you know just a slit…the kind you think rarely exist in the adult world cuz Playboy photoshops labia….but as life progressed, I realized those only happen on chubby girls and that the perfect pussy that are just a line waiting for you to walk with your tongue to find the clit are rare….i In fact the best pussys out there have some lip and clit….those are the ones that cum easier, that are more fun to suck on, that feel better as a wrist watch or mitten….but for some reason girls are insecure about the shit….maybe cuz there is surgery to correct the shit….even though there’s nothing to correct….you know making you fuck them in the dark….when really pussy meat is some of the best meat out there…. So Here’s Vanessa Hudgens shoving her labia into a pair of shorts and I like it….save the meatless pussies for the faggots… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
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When Missy Elliot reemerged on J.Cole’s “Nobody’s Perfect,” the world was reminded just how much we missed her amazing talent. Don’t fret! Timbaland spoke with MTV News where he revealed: “Me and Missy are both coming with our albums at the same time, and it will be in June…” J. Cole Shoots Video For “Nobody’s Perfect” Missy Elliott Won’t Let Graves’ Disease Keep Her Down [VIDEO]
From the Lord of the Light to the Drowned God and beyond, here are five key scenes from the HBO series’ new sneak peek. By Josh Wigler Alfie Allen as Theon Greyjoy in “Game Of Thrones” Photo: HBO The night is dark and full of terrors in Westeros, the fantasy land at the heart of “Game of Thrones.” But if you thought the HBO fantasy series proved its capacity for brutality and betrayal in season one, just wait: The April-debuting second season — based on George R.R. Martin’s second novel in his “Song of Ice and Fire” odyssey, “A Clash of Kings” — promises more blood and dragons than ever before. A new trailer for “Game of Thrones” season two , which hit HBO last night (January 29) ahead of the network’s premiere of the Dustin Hoffman drama “Luck,” does more than its fair share to remind you that this isn’t your comparatively tame hobbit-filled fantasy story. Keep reading for five key scenes from the latest look at “Thrones.” He Told You Not to Trust Him “Game of Thrones” has largely remained faithful to Martin’s source material, but there have been deviations along the way. Season two looks no different, based on this new trailer that sees grieving widow Catelyn Stark (Michelle Fairley) holding Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish (Aidan Gillen) at knifepoint. It’s a scene that absolutely does not occur in the books, even if it’s one that would satisfy a lot of fans’ bloodlust toward the loyalty-free Littlefinger. But is it an editing trick or a sizeable new addition? You be the judge! Lord of the Light There are several dangerous new players in the world of Westeros come season two, but perhaps no one worth watching quite as much as Stannis Baratheon (Stephen Dillane) and his accomplice, the red priestess Melisandre (Carice van Houten). As worshippers of R’hllor, the God of Flame and Shadow, both Stannis and Melisandre will force many enemies to meet their fiery ends before season two draws to a close. The blaze of glory is briefly teased in this trailer with a look at one of Melisandre’s many night rituals. The Imp and the Spider The new trailer is bookended by a riddle that spymaster Varys (Conleth Hill) puts forth to Tyrion Lannister ( Golden Globe winner Peter Dinklage ), now acting as King’s Hand on his father Tywin’s behalf. It’s just one of many memorable interactions between the Spider and the Imp, a crucial new dynamic that’s sure to dominate much of season two. And despite his award-winning streak and his pledge that he knows “how the game is played,” don’t put too much stake in Tyrion’s confidence — even the sharpest mind could bend before a king’s cruelty. Speaking of which … Madness Landing Westeros is at war, and every city is a battleground. The historic King’s Landing is no exception, as the cruel reign of King Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson) has turned commoner against royalty. It’s a cultural shift that Joffrey and his loved ones are deservedly feeling in every possible manner, a shift that Queen Regent Cersei (Lena Headey) faces directly during a pivotal riot teased in the new trailer. The Drowned God Rises A fairly unassuming character in season one, Theon Greyjoy (Alfie Allen) becomes one of the most prominent players in the “Thrones” saga this coming season. Here, you see his not-so-triumphant return to the Iron Islands, his homeland he’s been separated from for over a decade. Though his loyalties lie with King in the North Robb Stark (Richard Madden) by nurture, Theon believes himself Ironborn by nature — and he’ll have to test that very struggle in most desperate ways as “Thrones” embarks on its next string of episodes. What did you think of the “Game of Thrones” trailer? Let us know in the comments! For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Photos 5 Key Scenes From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Two Preview
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