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Katy Perry’s Sexy Mortician Look

The Grammys were held last night and all kinds of celebrities were there to pat each other on the back and kiss each other’s asses, so obviously Katy Perry was there to sing her cheesy pop songs and show off her hipster boobs. Here she is looking like a sexier version of the wife from The Addam’s Family , whatever her name is. I actually like it, she looks kind of bad ass, like a sexy mortician who’s got absolutely great breasts. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katie Cleary Is Kinda Sexy For A Nobody

I had never heard of this Katie Cleary bird before these pictures of her walking down the street crossed my desk, so had to get off my ass so to speak, I’m pretty comfortable in my tub, and do a little research. Apparently she’s an actress who’s been in some huge blockbusters such as Iron Man II and Stripper Academy . Not bad, especially Iron Man II where she had a huge uncredited role as ‘Beautiful Girl #2′. Impressive. Anyhow, she’s kinda hot and probably had to do a lot of producers crappy movies to get where she is today.

Sara Jean Underwood Is My Kind Of Girl

I knew that this Sara Jean Underwood chick was my kind of girl, we’re perfect for each other, not only does she have a banging body, but she likes to knock back a few beers while hanging out with her hot friends. That’s amazing, because I like to drink beers and hang out with her hot friends. No really, how can we make this happen? Let me know, I’ll shower twice that day so I don’t have that weird basement smell everyone talks about. Call me.

Katy Perry’s Cleavage Makes An Appearance

For those of you who’s girlfriend forced them to watch last night’s episode of How I Met Your Mother , you were in for a nice little surprise. Well a couple of surprises actually and they weren’t all that little if you catch my drift. Here’s hipster hottie Katy Perry dropping some sweet fat cleavage in a few scenes from the show. The show is absolute garbage, but I have to say that bringing in Katy and her big old jugs was a brilliant move. What? Just the one episode? Damn it!

Kim Kardashian’s Awesome Cleavage Drop

After the pictures I had on New Year’s Eve of Kim Kardashian with her hair braided looking like she was a fat chick on her way home from an all inclusive resort, I’m pleased to tell you that she seems to have gotten back to her normal hot self. Here she is at some event the other night showing off that sweet ass cleavage I love so much. That’s more like it princess. To be honest, if she keeps showing off her boobs like this I don’t give a crap what she does to her hair, she could have an afro if she wants, I’m not going to notice. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Katy Perry Without Cleavage Make-Up

Here’s a shot of Katy Perry without any make up that her douche posted on Twitter the other day, like a good husband should. It’s pretty clear to me now why she does infomercials for Proactiv . This is exactly why I normally only post pictures of her with her fat hipster cleavage falling out… Not an attractive woman. I’m no lawyer, but this has to be breach of contract or something.

Jennie Finch’s Gold Medal Winning Body

I doubt that many of you guys will recognize this Jennie Finch chick, some of you ladies might, she’s a retired olympic gold medal winning ladies softball pitcher. Anyone? Anyhow, here she is at some movie premiere the other night wearing her gold medal around her neck so that people will hopefully figure out who she is and let her in. That kinda sucks. That’s like me showing up holding my laptop with mother cutting the crusts off my peanut butter and ham sandwiches behind me so that people know that I’m a celebrity blogger. Lame.

Katy Perry’s Lame Lopsided Cleavage

Here’s Katy Perry at some charity event the other day doing her best to show off some skin. I get it and I appreciate it, but she’s not showing off skin in the area we’d like to see. Who cares about a chicks arms? I would much prefer a woman wear long sleeves if it means that we’ll see more cleavage. Katy’s trying her best to show off some cleavage, but she’s only got the one boob in the equation, that’s like clapping with one hand. What’s the point? Anyhow, she’s still hot so I’ll let it slide this time.