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Katy Perry Gets Her Sexy Back

Here’s Katy Perry on the cover of Maxim magazine looking sexy in her one piece leather or latex bodysuit. She looks like a sexy superhero who’s going to take down the bad guys with her hotness. I’d go see that, a hot chick in red heels or thigh high boots and a bathing suit fighting crime doesn’t sound all that bad, I’ve seen worse. Anyhow, I’m just glad to see that Katy is back to her hot self. Enjoy.

Joslyn James And Her Slutty Teammates

Just to show Tiger Woods that they really will do anything, here are Joslyn James , Violet Kowal and January Gessert at some party celebrating the fact that it’s been a year since they were discovered to be a few of the whores Tiger was banging on the side. Good for you ladies, way to really class things up and clear your names. I didn’t really want to give any attention to these sluts, but then I got distracted by the second less ugly one’s big fake boobs and forgot all about it. Enjoy.

Katy Perry Is Golden Delicious

Here’s Katy Perry at the Grammy pre-nomination or nomination party last night, I don’t know what it is, there are too many of these things happening right now that I can’t keep track. Why we need to start having a show about the nominations for another show are beyond me, but I’m not a television producer, so what do I know. Anyhow, Katy actually looked pretty good, except for the fact that she’s completely covering up her big hipster boobs that we all love so much. If I was a television producer, this kind of garbage wouldn’t be happening on my watch.

Victoria’s Secret Models Do Katy Perry

I don’t really like Katy Perry’s music, I’m not a thirteen year old and I have testicles, but if she’s going to get Victoria’s Secret angels to lip sync this crap in their little lingerie, I’m all for it. To be honest, I didn’t even notice there was any music playing when I watched this, I was some mesmerized by all the hotness I must have temporarily gone deaf. It’s just that hot. Enjoy. Related Articles: Katy Perry Bikini Pictures Katy Perry’s Sweet Tight Latex Cleavage Katy Perry In A Boobie Grabbing Booth Katy Perry And Her Two Big Talents

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Katy Perry’s Sweet Tight Latex Cleavage

I have no idea what all this Katy Perry hipster shenanigans are all about, but she’s in a tight latex dress motorboating a puppet of Mr Burns from The Simpsons so who really gives crap. Does some lucky puppeteer get to have his hand in there? Lucky bastard gets a cheap feel. A fortune teller once told me I’d be jealous of a puppeteer and I thought she was just pulling my leg. I’m actually more jealous of the puppet. So there!

Katy Perry’s Not The Same Without Cleavage

I wish I could tell you that Katy Perry was looking hot in these pictures, but I can’t lie to you guys, we’re friends. It might just be me, but unless she’s got her big hipster boobs featuring prominently in her ensemble I’m not all that interested in her. Here she is promoting some crappy fragrance she had nothing to do with other than sign some papers, make a few appearances and allow them to use her name on the bottle so that all kinds of teenage girls will go crazy for it. Still not interested. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry Is Much Better With Cleavage

Earlier today I said that pictures of Katy Perry just weren’t the same without her hipster cleavage hanging out all over the place, I mean who really wants to focus on her face? So these pictures of her performing at BBC Radio 1′s Teen Awards 2010 the other night are more like it. I could watch those things bounce around on stage for hours. With the sound off of course because listening to Katy’s music for too long will make a person go insane. I think they use it in Guantanamo. PS – Her ass looks pretty good too. Call me. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry Drops Some Hipster Cleavage

I don’t think I’m cropping these pictures properly, obviously I want to get Katy Perry’s hipster boobs in the shot, but her face not so much. Don’t get me wrong, sometimes her face looks good, but next to those boobies it just doesn’t stand a chance. If she wants to look good she should have her picture taken next to a donkey or one of the girls from the Jersey Shore , but stay away from the boobs because the cleavage is going to win every time.

Katy Perry Makes Her Sexy Face

I’m somewhat disgusted and more than a little aroused by these pictures of Katy Perry signing autographs the other day. This is not a good angle for her, although it is a pretty good angle for us. I’m confused. She looks like an old lady movie star from the twenties with a pair of nineteen year old boobs. I guess it could be worse, it could be the other way around. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry Does Not Make Me Happy

Just a day after I was excited that Katy Perry actually dressed like a real woman , she’s gone and slipped back into her hipster dufus ways. I swear she does this on purpose. Here she is in her retarded ‘Happy’ cut off t-shirt and stupid colored hair extensions completely ruining a nice short skirt and hooker boots combination. So close. Why not throw in some of her patented troubled skin and call it a day? I’m not happy at all.