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Katy Perry’s Sweet Milk And Cookies

I have to hand it to Katy Perry , all that hard work at the gym has made her very comfortable wearing her sexy latex 80’s prostitute dresses. Well done. Here she is performing one of her annoying songs on MuchMusic giving a new meaning to the words milk and cookies. Get it? Because she’s got chocolate chip cookies on her dress and she’s got big fat boobs… Boobs produce milk… Not my greatest work. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry Hides Her Hipster Cleavage

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry out the other night on the red carpet supporting her douchefriend at the premiere of his new movie Get Him To The Greek . She looks alright I guess, a little like a prostitute sent back here from the future to save mankind from boredom with her sweet hipster cleavage . Sadly it didn’t work, now they’re going to have to send another hotter futuristic prostitute to finish the job. Can you tell I just watched a few of the Terminator movies? more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry Can’t Hide Her Hipster Boobs

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry out the other day in her retarded hipster t-shirt trying to distract us from her big hipster boobs. We know they’re in there princess, you can’t fool us by trying to make us read the stupid saying on your shirt, you might as well have a pictures of your boobs on that thing because we’re going to look. They would have looked nicer if the poor things weren’t suffocating in that tight sports bra. Don’t be shy, let the girls loose.

Katy Perry Back To Looking Good

I’m a little surprised and pleased to see hipster dufus Katy Perry actually looking pretty good at the Costume Institutes Gala Benefit last night. I guess all that working out has finally paid off. I tried working out yesterday, I did the first day of that ninety day P90X workout DVD, but I’m so sore today that I may have modified it so it’s more like P1X . Mission accomplished. Anyhow, I know it’s just a matter of time before we see Katy back in her hipster gear so enjoy it while you can.

Katy Perry’s Hipster Boob Workout

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry leaving the gym before. Many, many times before. Luckily for me my memory has been so ruined by booze and hours and hours of watching Saved By The Bell DVD’s that I barely remember posting them. At least her boobs look awesome, and I like the hundred dollar bill short shorts. I would like to… I was going to say cash that check, but that doesn’t make any sense… I would like to deposit that bill… Still not making much sense, but I think you perverts know where I’m going with this. Enjoy. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Acid Washed Hotness

These pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry in her tight acid washed dress bring back some fond memories, I’m pretty sure I used to have a babysitter in the 80’s who wore outfits almost exactly like this, heels and everything. At least I think she was a babysitter, she used to come over when Mom was away and she’d always tuck us in pretty early. I remember wanting to be a babysitter when I grew up because Dad always paid her a few hundred dollars a night. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Hipster Boobs Are Awesome

Here are Katy Perry and her sweet hipster boobs walking around the Coachella Music Festival over the weekend. She’s wearing a pretty retarded looking futuristic evil prostitute outfit and I don’t give a crap because I’m in love with those juicy boobs and they’re all that I see right now. Actually, if she was wearing some nice heels and maybe some knee pads I’d be all over it. If the price was right of course. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Hispter Boobs Get A Workout

Katy Perry seems to be all over my site these days, like I was obsessed with hipster dufus chicks. Believe me I’m not, but I can appreciate a good set of tits in a sports bra when I see them so here we are. Those things look like a couple of delicious pressed hams in that thing. Tasty. I’ve noticed that a lot of the shots I’ve got of her are of her going to or leaving the gym in her workout outfit. that’s a good sign because that booty was getting a little loose. Hopefully she’s gearing up for another bikini clad vacation. Fingers crossed.

Katy Perry’s Easter Bunnies

I get that it’s Easter and the poor little bunny rabbit somehow got suckered in to working during the long weekend, but why the hell do morons feel the need to dress up? Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry celebrating the holiday like she does most things in her life… Like a moron. Luckily I’m a big fan of her boobs or she would never be on this site, she should thank them everyday with a coconut oil rub down… And then send me the pics. Enjoy.

Katy Perry’s Boobs Keep Up The Good Work

Earlier today I had pictures of Katy Perry’s hipster boobs spilling out all over the children at the Nickleodeon Kids’ Choice Awards while some douche played grab ass with her. Now I’ve got those same boobs making an appearance at some chubby blogger’s birthday party. I wonder if Katy realizes that I’m a blogger, I have birthdays and I might actually appreciate her big boobs showing up to my party once and a while. The only people coming to my events are my mother and the prostitute I’ve hired for the evening, I tell mom Laquisha and I went to grade school together. It can be somewhat uncomfortable.