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Katy Perry’s Sweet Tight Latex Cleavage

I have no idea what all this Katy Perry hipster shenanigans are all about, but she’s in a tight latex dress motorboating a puppet of Mr Burns from The Simpsons so who really gives crap. Does some lucky puppeteer get to have his hand in there? Lucky bastard gets a cheap feel. A fortune teller once told me I’d be jealous of a puppeteer and I thought she was just pulling my leg. I’m actually more jealous of the puppet. So there!

Katy Perry Keeps The Goods Under Wraps

Once again someone over at the Katy Perry factory thought it would be a good idea to cover up her big old hipster boobs while she promotes her crappy fragrance yesterday. How is this going to benefit anything? Boobs out means more exposure to the male population, more exposure to males means less difficult Christmas gift ideas, which means more sales for Katy’s Perfume. Everybody follow that logic? Good, now show us your damn boobs!

Katy Perry Is Much Better With Cleavage

Earlier today I said that pictures of Katy Perry just weren’t the same without her hipster cleavage hanging out all over the place, I mean who really wants to focus on her face? So these pictures of her performing at BBC Radio 1′s Teen Awards 2010 the other night are more like it. I could watch those things bounce around on stage for hours. With the sound off of course because listening to Katy’s music for too long will make a person go insane. I think they use it in Guantanamo. PS – Her ass looks pretty good too. Call me. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry’s Upskirt Picture Doesn’t Hit The Mark

This is the second time today that I’ve had a half decent looking celebrity completely ruin an perfectly good opportunity to let me look up their skirt. First it was Kim Kardashian hiding the lady goods and now Katy Perry blows it. What’s a guy have to do to get a good upskirt picture? I don’t want to have to hire some asian dude with a tiny camera hidden in his bag, they always up the price after the job is done. Crooks.

Katy Perry Drops Some Hipster Cleavage

I don’t think I’m cropping these pictures properly, obviously I want to get Katy Perry’s hipster boobs in the shot, but her face not so much. Don’t get me wrong, sometimes her face looks good, but next to those boobies it just doesn’t stand a chance. If she wants to look good she should have her picture taken next to a donkey or one of the girls from the Jersey Shore , but stay away from the boobs because the cleavage is going to win every time.

Katy Perry Does Not Make Me Happy

Just a day after I was excited that Katy Perry actually dressed like a real woman , she’s gone and slipped back into her hipster dufus ways. I swear she does this on purpose. Here she is in her retarded ‘Happy’ cut off t-shirt and stupid colored hair extensions completely ruining a nice short skirt and hooker boots combination. So close. Why not throw in some of her patented troubled skin and call it a day? I’m not happy at all.

Katy Perry Lets The Hipster Girls Out

I don’t really give a crap that Katy Perry appeared on Dave Letterman’s show last night, my pint was pretty full by the time that garbage aired, but I am glad to see that she brought along her hot hipster boobies. Here are the girls hanging out, literally, outside the studio in a sexy tight 1980’s hooker dress. Seriously, if any of you used to watch Night Court you’d know what I’m talking about. Dan Fielding would have his hand all over these things.

Katy Perry’s Hipster Skirt Works For Her

I have to hand it to Katy Perry , she really likes the hipster dufus look and she’s sticking to it, but from time to time the stupid outfits work for her. Here she is leaving some shopping spree the other day in a tight little number. I like it, but I really wish there were some stairs around for her to try to negotiate in her high heels. They should have an episode of that show Wipeout featuring hot chicks in tight outfits and stripper heels running through the obstacle course. That crap’s got blockbuster ratings written all over it.

Abigail Clancy Denies Me The Good Stuff

I was hoping these shots of British hottie Abigail Clancy sitting on a bench in a little red dress were going to contain at least one upskirt picture, they didn’t, instead they were filled with shirtless dudes that I had to crop out. I hate having to do extra work. All my hard work aside, Abigail is still a hot piece of ass and I could watch her sit on a bench all day. Not kidding, tell me where she’ll be in advance so I can get my disguise ready. I’m thinking a balloon salesman with a giant mustache. more pictures of Abigail Clancy here

Katy Perry Topless In Rolling Stone

I haven’t read Rolling Stone magazine in probably fifteen years, I guess since I could read the same garbage on the internet, but it’s nice to see they’re at least trying to get the young people back to their pages by shooting some provocative softcore porn shots of the days hottest hipster talent. I couldn’t give a crap about the article, I’m just happy to see Katy Perry’s big hipster boobs in some slutty little poses like topless on the beach or frying up some lemons in her short shorts and bra. Don’t ask. I’m just annoyed that topless pictures now consist of a small amount of under the arm cleavage. Lame.