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Late last year, chef Keith Guehrke appeared on a number of morning talk shows across the midwest. He described himself as an “unorthodox, self-taught” guru in the kitchen who dropped such nuggets of knowledge on various hosts as: “There’s a statistic that around the holidays, especially between Thanksgiving and Christmas, it’s one of the highest suicide rates and I think part of that is the stress of, What are you going to do with these leftovers?” Seems a bit far-fetched, doesn’t it? That’s because chef Keith Guehrke doesn’t exist. Man Pranks Morning Shows Into Believing He’s a Chef It’s come out that the man who convinced anchors to try such concoctions as gravy ice cream and/or pumpkin pie smoothies was Nick Prueher, the founder of a site called the Found Footage Festival. He and his friend like to go around and fool news programs around the country, as Prueher devised a similar prank in 2010: He got himself on a variety of programs under the guise of being a yo-yo champion when, in fact, he sucks at yo-yo. Pretty funny, we must say. And pretty harmless, really, especially when you consider what other junk is on morning television anyway. Where does this prank rank among some of our all-time favorites? Decide for yourslf now… 20 Totally Amazing Pranks Open Slideshow 1. Walking Dead Zombies Stalk NYC Residents In order to promote The Walking Dead, AMC sent some zombie to New York City to scare the heck out of residents. Watch what transpired here. View As List 1. Walking Dead Zombies Stalk NYC Residents In order to promote The Walking Dead, AMC sent some zombie to New York City to scare the heck out of residents. Watch what transpired here. 2. Boyfriend Pulls ‘The Ring’ Prank That time where a young man takes his life into his own hands. And the girlfriend that had every right to take it away from him. 3. Zombie Prank This zombie prank is an all-timer. See why here … and try not to get too freaked. 4. Epic Prank: Do Not Drink and Drive! This is a truly amazing prank. Watch now and vow to never drink and drive ever again. 5. Anniversary Prank Backfires Watch as the infamous prankster Roman Atwood finally gets a taste of his own medicine. 6. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good. 7. Halloween Prank: Look Out for the Skeleton! What happens when a remote control skeleton is let loose in Louisville? Watch this video for the hilarious answer. 8. Carrie Prank Scares Coffee Shop Customers This is AWESOME! Watch footage of a promotion for the movie Carrie, as one coffee shop patron gets really angry at some customers. 9. Man Pranked with Beer-Filled Pipes This may be the greatest prank ever. Watch a man come home and realize that his faucets only flow with beer. 10. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank! Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played. 11. Dinosaur Prank Frightens Office Workers Talk about a prank gone right! Watch the reaction of office workers in Japan to a dinosaur on the premises. 12. Justin Bieber Lookalike Pranks Fans This is not Justin Bieber. But don’t tell that to the fans in Boston who think they met the young, hot singer. 13. Pumpcast News – Tonight Show Prank This guy really got into the Pumpcast News prank the Tonight Show tried to play on him. You gotta watch. 14. Dennis Quaid Prank on Ellen Dennis Quaid and Ellen team up to prank a nurse on her set. Pretty good. 15. Human Chair Scare Prank – Hidden Man An amazing prank involving a man dressed up as a chair. It speaks for itself. 16. Natalie Morales Chair Prank Watch Today Show reporter Natalie Morales get pranked in this video… by a magician pretending to be a chair! 17. Imaginary Friend Photo Prank You gotta see this video of a guy asking strangers to take photos of him with his imaginary friends. 18. Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank This invisible driver prank is up there with the best you’ve seen in a long time. Check it out here. 19. iPhone 5 Prank This prank is hilarious. An iPhone 5 glued to the ground thoroughly confounds passersby. 20. Man Pranks Morning Shows Into Believing He’s a Chef This person is not a real chef. But he fooled many morning programs into believing that he is. HA!
Serial Mistress Sandrina Shultz Speaks On Dating Lamar Odom & Dwyane Wade 2014 has definitely been the year of the secret sidechick struggle and one name that seems to repeatedly surface anytime there’s mention of groupies or jump-offs is Sandrina Shultz. Sandrina most recently made headlines as the shameless former sidepiece of Dwyane Wade before his actual secret babymama was revealed and she’s also been linked to troubled NBA baller Lamar Odom in the midst of his struggle to keep his marriage to Khloe Kardashian afloat. Sandrina recently chatted with Black Sports Online’s “The Break Room” and no topic was off limits, including her relationships with Dwade and Lamar, Khloe being a sidepiece, not feeling sorry, private investigators at her door step and more. Check out what she had to say below On her thoughts about being called a groupie: You know, that’s a very good thing that I did wanna talk about because there are groupies out there that are bad ones but, then there’s the good groupies that are successful. You know, Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian and all of them. But, my take on the whole groupie thing is that I have a certain group of men that I’m interested in and thus far, it’s been basketball players…NBA players. So, for me, when someone calls me a groupie, I don’t get offended because I do love those group of men..that’s how I take the word groupie . And I’m just like them. Whether they love the dark-skinned girls or the light skinned-girls with big booties and long hair and all these other kind of characteristics that they like; they, themselves are groupies. So, call me a groupie or call me a jump-off or calling me whatever but I love these group of men and I’m not going to stop just because I’m labeled as a groupie. On her relationship with Dwyane Wade & his baby news: Well with Dwyane, it was a shock. I didn’t have a clue that my pictures were going around like that. I didn’t even know that he was having a baby, he didn’t tell me. We are friends and we’ve been friends for close to 10 years now. So it was really heartbreaking in the sense that we have discussed relationships and things and babies and then you come out to find that he had a baby! That was a little bit too much for me to handle. On whether they discussed having babies and a relationship while Dwyane was with Gabby or Sivohaughn: It’s so complicated because we started when he was going through some trials and tribulationswith his ex-wife and we became friends. And now we’re just friends, I do wanna clarify that. I do have his back. On relationship with Lamar Lamaar is another person that’s been in my life for over 10 years. On his marital problems with Khloe: Definitely now my take on him trying to [save] the marriage…..he should have thought about all that before he did all of this extra stuff. He choose this life so, he has to deal with it. She continued the interview with some not-so-nice choice words for Gabrielle Union and Khloe Kardashian after explaining why she’s not ashamed or regretful about her slorey sidepiece lifestyle.
Gwyneth keeps getting accused of dipping it low and spreading it wide behind her hubby’s back. Gwyneth Paltrow Denies Affair With Entertainment Lawyer Gwyneth says her goodies are for her husband only. According to NY Daily News: Explosive claims that Gwyneth Paltrow has been cheating on her husband of 10 years Chris Martin surfaced online in a very quiet way. A message about Paltrow, 41, appeared on Whisper — an anonymous secret-sharing app — on Monday, claiming that the “Iron Man” actress has been involved with entertainment lawyer Kevin Yorn, according to Gawker’s gossip blog Defamer. It was further perpetuated by Whisper’s editor-in-chief Neetzan Zimmerman tweeting out the posting from his own account. “I can’t reveal their identity for obvious reasons, but it’s a person with extremely close ties to Gwyneth who came to us directly after Graydon Carter wrote that missive about why (Vanity Fair) walked away from the Paltrow profile last year,” Zimmerman told Defamer. “I have no reason to suspect they’re lying about this, and if anyone would know the truth, this person would.” On Tuesday, Vanity Fair published a full letter from editor Graydon Carter, who revealed that the magazine would not be publishing the “epic takedown” it was believed to be working on. The actress’s rep issued a statement to Defamer on Tuesday slamming the Whisper posting as “100% false.” “This is clearly a fabricated story with no credibility at all,” Paltrow’s publicist, Stephen Huvane, said. “The only time Gwyneth has even recently seen Kevin Yorn (who she knows only casually through business contacts) was on a flight from NY-LA. Gwyneth was flying with her assistant and the CEO of Goop, and Kevin coincidentally was also in the first class section. I cannot be more clear with you when I say she is NOT having an affair with Kevin Yorn, and I will be notifying her attorneys as well.” Do you think Gwyneth is getting her cakes smashed to smithereens behind her hubby’s back?
They say breaking up is hard to do, but when it happens over Facebook, for half the world to see? It can get awkward as well. Very, very awkward. The social network, which is celebrating its 10th anniversary this week, has made passive-aggressive over-sharing into an art form in the last decade. Facebook has become such a part of the fabric of life that many of us can’t subsist without it, and that includes posting personal relationship woes. It’s sad if you’re the person who gets dumped via status update, but it can also be pretty entertaining when these things go viral … which they always do. This is the Internet, after all. You share it, it’s public. Scroll through 13 of the most awkward breakups we never should’ve known about, but since we can … 13 Most Awkward Facebook Breakups Open Slideshow 1. Now Dating Herpes Here’s hoping you have fun with that new life partner. View As List 1. Now Dating Herpes Here’s hoping you have fun with that new life partner. 2. 135-Pound Tumor Nicely played, and congrats on the removal of that huge malignant growth. 3. Breakup False Alarm Oops. Wasn’t quite ready to pull the trigger on that one after all. 4. Dumped By Status Update For when you even bring yourself to dump someone over text message. 5. Oh, Right, About That Sometimes these minor details just slip the mind until Facebook reminds you. 6. Passive Aggressive FTW! When it comes to being passive aggressive, Facebook may be the greatest enabler ever. 7. Facebook PSA This Public Service Announcement was brought to you by … 8. ‘Ye Would Be Proud Imma let you finish … an awkward exchange that a certain rapper would approve of. 9. TMI Facebook Breakup Facebook status updates often involve people over-sharing. But then there’s over-over-sharing. 10. The Office Breakup Office relationships are awkward enough. Office breakups on Facebook? Takes it to a new level. 11. Mistresses Get Dumped Too Hey, even the would-be home wrecker deserves a little sympathy, right? 12. When Jokes Fall Flat This probably sounded funnier in the brain before it spewed out onto social media. 13. Facebook Engagement Fail Some Facebook engagement announcements are really nice. This one was just awkward … on so, so many levels. For more epic social media fails in honor of this anniversary, check out our tribute to parents humiliating kids on Facebook from earlier this week!
Kanye West Will Not Face Charges For Attacking Teen Kanye may be off the hook for this incident, but we’re curious to see what happens when he gets his hands on Joan Rivers for calling baby North ugly. According to LA Times: No charges will be filed against rapper Kanye West for allegedly punching a person at a Beverly Hills chiropractor’s office, the L.A. County district attorney’s office said Friday. The alleged incident occurred Jan. 13 in the 8800 block of Wilshire Boulevard after West’s fiancee, Kim Kardashian, entered the office at the same time as the alleged victim. The alleged victim held the door open for Kardashian,”words were exchanged, and both parties report the victim used a racial epithet,” the district attorney’s office said in a statement. Kardashian relayed the verbal encounter to West, apparently by cellphone, according to media reports. West went to the chiropractor’s office and shortly afterward, he and Kardashian found the alleged victim in the waiting room. West punched the person an unknown number of times, according to the district attorney’s office. No significant injuries were documented at the time of the initial report, the office said. The victim’s attorney indicated a civil compromise had been reached with West, and although a police report was filed, the victim declined to seek criminal prosecution, the district attorneys office said. “Further inquiry by this office resulted in the victim, through his attorney, declining to speak with a member of the district attorney’s office,” authorities said in a statement. “Prosecution is accordingly declined due to victim unavailability.” Yeezus stays catching fade with people and not facing charges. WENN
Is troubled actress Lindsay Lohan reverting to her old ways and using cocaine again? With her friend and mentor Oprah Winfrey footing the bill no less? Star Magazine claims that’s the case, so you know it’s true … not. But it makes for good copy, and given Lindsay’s track record, people might actually buy it. Lindsay Lohan: I’m Sober! According to the tabloid, the celeb was caught treating the posh New York apartment where she’s filming her upcoming OWN network docu-series as a drug den. “Lindsay was 100 percent doing lines of cocaine at the apartment Oprah got her,” an alleged witness says. “She was doing it out in the open, in front of three friends.” Star also claims that last month, Lohan was fiending and desperate to track down a “former fling” to score drugs, eventually inviting several models over. Then they all “went with Lindsay to her house and did a bunch of blow.” Allegedly. As in probably not really, given this celebrity gossip source’s history. As Gossip Cop notes , these quotes are clearly fabricated and if LiLo had been behaving badly (and illegally) in front of people, why did no one report it? That doesn’t mean the quotes aren’t hilarious, though. Like this one: ”At Thanksgiving she told me, ‘I own Oprah’s Next Chapter. What is she without me?” Lindsay’s pal quotes her as saying. “Oprah is so 2009!’” LOL. 11 Celebrities Who Have Been To Rehab Open Slideshow 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan has been to a rehab six times. She completed a mandatory 90-day stint in the summer of 2013. View As List 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan has been to a rehab six times. She completed a mandatory 90-day stint in the summer of 2013. 2. Catherine Zeta-Jones Catherine checked in to treat her bi-poler disorder in 2011. 3. Demi Lovato Demi Lovato sought treatment for eating disorders and mental health issues. 4. Britney Spears Not long after the infamous head-shaving incident in 2007, Brit checked into a facility. 5. Demi Moore Demi Moore checked into a Utah center in 2012. 6. LeAnn Rimes Depression and anxiety lead LeAnn to seek help at a treatment facility in 2012. 7. Zac Efron Zac Efron revealed he went to rehab in 2013. 8. Gerard Butler Gerard Butler did a stint at Betty Ford in 2012. 9. Kim Richards Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards checked in in 2011 to deal with issues with alcohol. 10. Kelly Osbourne Kelly Osbourne admitted in 2013 that she has gone to rehab seven times. 11. Mischa Barton Mischa checked into rehab following a public DUI. Another classic BS line attributed to the great Lindsay Lohan : “Who took my stash?! I am a celebrity. I can’t just go around asking everyone for coke!” Okay … that one we can sort of picture her saying. We’re 100 percent sure she didn’t, but give credit where it’s due to the person who invented it. For her part, Linds insists she is stone cold sober these days and focused on her career. All indications are that she’s telling the truth. But can she keep it up? What do you think: Can Lindsay Lohan stay clean? Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »
After 27 years of marriage, Ramona Singer and her husband Mario are going through a separation. And it’s getting ugly. According to Page Six, The Real Housewives of New York star has already moved on to a young man in his 20s, while Mario is dating a socialite named Kasey Dexter. The split, which took place back in October, has been fairly amicable… until Ramona entered the estranged couple’s Southampton home on Friday night and found Mario there with Dexter. Insiders tell the newspaper that Singer threw a fit and called the cops, telling authorities when they arrived that Mario choked her. However, things apparently calmed down shortly thereafter, to the point that Singer offered officers a “glass of wine.” They declined and left and no charges have been filed. 9 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces Open Slideshow 1. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart. View As List 1. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart. 2. Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli could not make their marriage work. They split in 2013. 3. Heidi Klum and Seal We never thought Heidi Klum and Seal would split. But they shockingly proved us wrong. 4. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Eva Longoria and Tony Parker seemed like a match made in Hollywood heaven. But it didn’t turn out that way. 5. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman looks like a happy couple in this 2009 image. But the marriage didn’t last. 6. Courteney Cox and David Arquette Thy were goofy. They were in love. But then Courteney Cox and David Arquette were over. 7. Jesse James and Sandra Bullock The marriage between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock didn’t merely end. It ended in scandalous, cheating-filled fashion. 8. Al Gore and Tipper Gore Now this was a divorce we did not see coming. Say it ain’t so, Al Gore and Tipper Gore! 9. Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend were married for nine years. But they, shockingly, split in 2010. A day prior to this argument, Singer had ben spotted on a date with someone rumored to be named Travis Millard. They had drinks and appeared “flirtatious” before heading to Sel Rrose cocktail bar. Singer returns to the small screen on March 11. Watch The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 preview now.
Monday’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 13 showed us that Carlton Gebbia is actually a witch. Like, she is literally a Wiccan worshipper. The British babe has made the most of her screen time thus far on the Bravo show, and certainly did so again last night, but not the way you might expect. Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 13 Online Carlton Gebbia’s pool party, while sexy, was light on camera-ready OMG moments compared to the stuff happening later over at Yolanda Foster’s house. There, Carlton claimed she “sensed” Kyle Richards was talking about her behind her back. Because she has a means of spiritually sensing these things. Just the day before, Gebbia and Richards appeared to be on better terms at the party, with Kyle making a nice gesture. Of course, Carlton still loathes her. Kyle’s gift of jewelry was a nice peace offering, but it boils down to her “belief system” and Richards’ questioning of it. Sincere or not, it rubs her wrong. Carlton “sensed” Kyle was mocking her faith due to a dream she had, then proceeded to CAST A SPELL ON JOYCE’S HUSBAND who fell ill that evening. Seriously. This all happened. Follow the link to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to see for yourself, because we cannot do it justice. Elsewhere on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 13 , Kim skipped that shindig in favor of the The Hollywood Collector’s show. This crew of washed up stars and their fans may have made the events at Carlton and Yolanda’s residences seem normal by comparison. No small feat. Also, Lisa Vanderpump continued to mother her BFF Brandi Glanville, as Lisa Vanderpump is wont to do. Not very becoming of her, we have to say.