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American Student Gets Stuck in Enormous Vagina Sculpture

USA! USA! US… hey, wait a second. What?!? According to NBC News, an American exchange student sparked an “extraordinary rescue mission” last week when his leg got stuck inside a giant vagina sculpture in Tuebingen, Germany. “It was a dare,” fire department squad leader Markus Mozer explained to NBC . “The young man had tried to pose for an unusual photo and climbed into the artwork.” And, come on, fellas. We all know how complicated it can be once you’re inside there. It took a total of 22 rescue workers (seriously!!!), along with special equipment, to wedge the 20-year old out after about a half hour. The six-foot replica of female genitalia was put in place 13 years ago outside the microbiology and virology department of the city’s university clinic. It’s worth nearly $200,000. This story, however, is priceless. Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Drunk Man Tries to Urinate Out of Cop Car Window Devin Langford, a drunk man in custody, tried to urinate out of the rear passenger side window of a moving police car because he was drunk. It did not go as planned.

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Lady Gaga Drapes Dog in Jewelry, Angers Animal Rights Activists

Lady Gaga’s bizarre fashion sense has earned her plenty of criticism, but a photo the singer posted to Instagram recently is creating even more controversy than Gaga’s own onstage attire: That’s Gaga’s French bulldog, Asia, and while the singer clearly posted the pic as a joke, animal right’s activist groups like PETA are finding the photo anything but funny. “Lady Gaga may choose to decorate herself with elaborate and even uncomfortable outfits, but Asia doesn’t get to make that choice,” said PETA in a statement posted on the organization’s website.  “Though it seems clear that Lady Gaga loves Asia, we think Asia – and all dogs – are adorable without the added flair.” Gaga has yet to respond to the criticism, which is not surprising, as we’re sure the Mother Monster’s publicists are working overtime these days: The dog drama is, of course, the second scandal that the singer has been involved with in less than a week. On Thursday, an unreleased version of Gaga’s “Do What U Want” video leaked online. That clip had previously been pulled, as many of its images were deemed disturbing, particularly in the context of two accused sex offenders (R. Kelly and Terry Richardson) being involved in its production. Needless to say, it’s been a tough few days for the Queen of Weird. We personally prefer to see Gaga flashing her ass and getting new tattoos on Instagram than defending herself against charges of insensitivity. 31 WTF? Lady Gaga Photos 1. That’s Lady Gaga For You Seriously. That’s Lady Gaga summed up in one photo basically.

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Tracy Morgan Out of Hospital, Headed to Rehab

Nearly two weeks after the car crash that put Tracy Morgan in critical condition , the actor/comedian was released from Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital today. Morgan will now be admitted to an undisclosed rehab facility where he will work to repair damage caused by his injuries which include a broken femur. At one point, it was rumored that the injuries were so severe that Morgan’s leg would be amputated . While that thankfully turned out not to be true, the June 7 wreck on the New Jersey Turnpike did result in the death of Morgan’s close friend James McNair, as well as in vehicular manslaughter charges for truck driver Kevin Roper , who police now believer was speeding through a construction zone at the time of the accident. There is no word on how long Morgan will need to be in rehab, but his rep stated that the comic still has “a long way to go.” Morgan was scheduled to begin filming a series for the FX network prior to the crash. Producers have assured Tracy and his team that his job will be waiting for him whenever he is fully recovered.  We wish Morgan a speedy recovery and hope that he’s managed to maintain his unique sense of humor intact throughout this horrific ordeal: 11 Uproarious Tracy Jordan Quotes 1. Tracy on intelligence: “You’re even dumber than I look!”

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Baby Argues with Puppy, Internet Wins

We apologize for once again inundating celebrity gossip lovers with a video of a baby and a young Bulldog. But watch the following video and we’re pretty sure you’ll forgive us immediately. It features a young man barely old enough to stand on his own, yet steadfast enough in his opinion to really give it to a confused English Bulldog puppy. What is this child so upset about? We can only imagine it has something to do with toy distribution. Watch now and then go check out this Bulldog meeting this baby for the first time? Baby Argues with Puppy What about that Bulldog who got himself inserted into a Jurassic Park scene ? Or the Bulldog who adopted some kittens? Follow the link above to view the former and the slideshow below for the latter: Bulldog Adopts Kittens: Totally AWWW-dorable! 1. Adorable Animal Family This bulldog is named Hammie. He has become the adoptive, protective parent of a litter of kittens.

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Furry Black Dog Looks Just Like a Penis

Let’s just get right to it: The dog in the following photo looks very much like the male reproductive organ. So admits the owner of this unnamed canine himself, who posted the picture on imgur and wrote as a simple headline to the image:  My dog looks like a hairy black penis . We mean… it’s true, don’t you think? We’re not judging. We just like to point out unexpected resemblances, such as Miley Cyrus’ knee and Seth Rogen … or this Satanist and Taylor Swift . Looking for dog photos that are more cute and less penis-like? You’ve come to the right place… 12 Dogs Who Lay on a Guilt Trip Worse Than Your Mother-in-Law 1. Sad Golden Retriever Studies have proven that it is physically impossible for human beings to say no to a dog when it makes this face.

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Pugs Help Viewers Learn How To Train Their Dragon

How to Train Your Dragon 2 hit theaters on Friday. But some movie goers may be hesitant to see this sequel because they missed the 2010 original. Have no fear, though, readers, a bunch of Pugs are here! In the following video (courtesy of The Pet Collective), a young boy uses these adorable pets to explain the plot of the first Dreamworks film. Why does one need to train one’s dragon? And how would one go about doing so? Find out now! How to Train Your Dragon… with Pugs! In other cute Pug news: This Pug is an expert toy critic . This Pug is dressed like a wrecking ball . These Pugs can help explain Home Alone . We have very cute examples of other dog breeds as well. To wit: 9 Dogs Who Really Love to Watch TV 1. Controlling the Remote It’s been a long day. Just let me unwind for a few minutes before I start dinner, okay?

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Animals Dance to Salt-n-Pepa: Get Down, Gorilla!

When Salt-n-Pepa released their classic track “Push It” in 1986, we somehow doubt they had gorillas in mind. Or bulldogs. Or kittens. Or walruses. But the Internet has done its awesome thing to this beloved single, with one genius user playing it in the background while animals of all kinds Twerk like Miley Cyrus and pop like J. Lo. There’s a gorilla getting down around the 20-second mark. There’s a booty-shaking Corgi as the footage nears a minute. There are patty-cake-playing kittens and, yes, even a cat who could easily be in Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video. Confused? Intrigued? Anxious for more? You simply must click Play: Animals Dance to Salt-n-Pepa See what you can accomplish, animals, when you stop standing around to Photobomb and start getting your groove on? 21 Amazing Animal Photobombs 1. Squirrel Photobomb What a ham! This squirrel jumps up and turns a basic vacation photo into a legendary snapshot.

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Father’s Day 2014: This is the Dad Life … It’s How We Live, 24/7!

This is the Dad Life … it’s how we live, 24/7/365. No more to be said. Said life is one to be celebrated, whether it’s Father’s Day or any other day, and whether you’re giving props to your own dad or the father of someone you know. Bottom line, Father’s Day is a great opportunity to thank the man who helped raise you. Because those World’s Best Dad coffee mugs don’t win themselves. You don’t have to be a dad yourself to appreciate this viral video – an oldie but goodie – honoring fathers across the nation on this 15th day of June. Break out the John Deere and the barbecue and have a good one: The Dad Life Being a dad isn’t easy, but nothing in this world is more worthwhile. For being there for school pickups to reading before bed, coaching little league and generally just being awesome, we thank all of you dads out there. On a related note, here are 15 celebrity dads we particularly love: 15 Celebrity Dads We Love 1. Channing Tatum Channing Tatum is super in love with his daughter Everly. He even wore her when she was a newborn to shield her from the paparazzi AND help her stay soothed.

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Pig Cuddles with Dogs, May Be Suffering from Identity Crisis

We never thought we would say this, but turns out there may be something cuter than a baby napping with a puppy : A pig napped with two puppies! A imgur user has posted the following photos online, revealing very little about how this unusual friendship came to be, except to joke as a headline “My pig has an identity crisis.” That may be true. But it’s an adorable identity crisis! In this age of unexpected animal friendships ( see goat, donkey ), this has to be the most AWWW-inspiring, wouldn’t you say? Click around now and you’ll quickly agree… Pig Cuddles with Dogs: See the Pics! 1. Pig Cuddles with Dog Is there anything cuter in the world than a pig snuggling with a dog? There may not be.

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Kenya Moore Opens Up on Puppy Care, Maternal Instincts, Programmable Baby Doll

It appears The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kenya Moore may be having second thoughts about having a baby following the death of her beloved puppy. Or alleged death, depending on who you believe. Some crazy rumors on the Internets say Kenya Moore faked her dog’s death for ratings and sympathy. Anyway, opening up about her hectic lifestyle, Moore, 42, says on her Bravo blog that taking care of Velvet opened her eyes to what a huge job it is. “Speaking as someone who travels weekly, works constantly, and come and goes as I please, a puppy was a huge wakeup call,” Porsha Williams ‘ nemesis writes. “When I adopted Velvet, whom I affectionately call my puppy baby, it was the first time I ever had to take care of any living being in my life.” “Clearly, a dog is not a child and can never be mistaken as one,” she added, with the observation that “having a child is drastically different and life changing.” The former Miss USA reflected on her dysfunctional childhood and why she decided to educate herself about motherhood with a programmed baby doll. “Had there been the resources available to us today when I was born to 16 year-old parents in the ’70s things may be drastically different now,” she added. Kenya Moore: Did She Fake Dog’s Death? “It’s amazing that we have the resources that we do today.” “I wanted to be knowledgeable about the process and the [programmed doll] would be a formidable challenge. I took the process seriously as all mothers to be should.” “Perhaps if we had more sobering steps such as the programmable baby doll tool, there would be less unwanted pregnancies and abused children in the world.” Words to live by. Not ones that will lead to any reduced tensions when you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta by any means, but wise ones just the same.

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