Christina Geiger is a German ski racer, she’s on team Rossignol, which is great promotion for the brand, especially in the middle of the Ski Season…and as a Canadian I have by default spent time skiing, usually to high school in the massive igloo at the bottom of the hill to learn about beaver, so it’s nice to see my two passions coming together…not that skiing is an actual passion, I haven’t skied in 20 years, but I remember being drunk while skiing and checking out girls in long underwear changing out of their suits in the lodge…which brings me to my actual passion – beaver and I can’t seem to see any labia on this one… She’s 27, she’s won races, she’s like most skiers built like a fucking tank, all muscle, and I guess like all skiers I know, the high testosterone and being with the boys, after a long day of skiing in spandex, ends in the hot tub getting banged out by the Austrian team…those europeans so silly with their ALPS… Point being, might as well get naked, everyone is getting naked, I love naked, whether it’s a skier with her strong legs or not…I encourage all the ski bunnies to be playboy bunnies, at least Euro Playboy where they get fucking naked… The post Skier Christina Geiger Does Euro Playboy Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christina Geiger is a German ski racer, she’s on team Rossignol, which is great promotion for the brand, especially in the middle of the Ski Season…and as a Canadian I have by default spent time skiing, usually to high school in the massive igloo at the bottom of the hill to learn about beaver, so it’s nice to see my two passions coming together…not that skiing is an actual passion, I haven’t skied in 20 years, but I remember being drunk while skiing and checking out girls in long underwear changing out of their suits in the lodge…which brings me to my actual passion – beaver and I can’t seem to see any labia on this one… She’s 27, she’s won races, she’s like most skiers built like a fucking tank, all muscle, and I guess like all skiers I know, the high testosterone and being with the boys, after a long day of skiing in spandex, ends in the hot tub getting banged out by the Austrian team…those europeans so silly with their ALPS… Point being, might as well get naked, everyone is getting naked, I love naked, whether it’s a skier with her strong legs or not…I encourage all the ski bunnies to be playboy bunnies, at least Euro Playboy where they get fucking naked… The post Skier Christina Geiger Does Euro Playboy Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
New feature, tits I missed, because I can’t see every tit…there are so many tits out there, with social media tits flooding our lives, and famous tits, and not so famous but eager to be famous tits, to real model tits, and fake model tits and alternative model tits, and girls who are neither but like attention for there tits….then there’s the tits at the strip club, and tits at the grocery store, and the mom tits breast feeding in coffee shop tits….there are tits in colleges and tits in hospitals…and tits being sent to my phone…then there’s my wife’s sloppy tits I try to avoid…and tits in magazines I don’t read….but have lying around because I am a slob and they are from the early 2000s…there are tits on TV, tits in the movies, tits on the blogs…tits doing random things, and tits doing nothing at all… SO I can’t keep track of all the fucking tits…but these tits, are on hipster, very rich, Michael Jackson child, all pierced and exposed in a tank top – like tits are supposed to be….if they are under 25..nipple rings everywhere it’s some unity for women shit.. But here they are now….5 days later…I KNOW…how lazy of me…. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tits I Missed This Week – The Paris Jackson Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
New feature, tits I missed, because I can’t see every tit…there are so many tits out there, with social media tits flooding our lives, and famous tits, and not so famous but eager to be famous tits, to real model tits, and fake model tits and alternative model tits, and girls who are neither but like attention for there tits….then there’s the tits at the strip club, and tits at the grocery store, and the mom tits breast feeding in coffee shop tits….there are tits in colleges and tits in hospitals…and tits being sent to my phone…then there’s my wife’s sloppy tits I try to avoid…and tits in magazines I don’t read….but have lying around because I am a slob and they are from the early 2000s…there are tits on TV, tits in the movies, tits on the blogs…tits doing random things, and tits doing nothing at all… SO I can’t keep track of all the fucking tits…but these tits, are on hipster, very rich, Michael Jackson child, all pierced and exposed in a tank top – like tits are supposed to be….if they are under 25..nipple rings everywhere it’s some unity for women shit.. But here they are now….5 days later…I KNOW…how lazy of me…. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tits I Missed This Week – The Paris Jackson Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Remember that Charlotte McKinney photoshoot for Ocean Drive Magazine I posted earlier this week? (If you don’t or just need to “refresh your memory,” here you go .) Well, I just found out they made a behind-the-scenes video to go along with it. Unfortunately, they left out the footage I really wanted to see, AKA of Charlotte changing between the pictures. But I’ll still take it. And I’m guessing you perverts will too. So enjoy.
Meet Masha Maximova . Pretty much the only things I can tell you guys about this hottie is that she’s Russian and that her Instagram is packed with so much hotness, it’s liable to make your phone catch on fire. Or at least your pants region, anyway. But really, how much more do you need to know? We’ve already covered all the important stuff. So just go ahead and enjoy Masha and that perfect Russian booty of hers. A video posted by Мария Максимова (@masha_maximova_) on Jan 20, 2017 at 1:49am PST » view all 12 photos
Kamila Hansen is the cover girl for LUI, not that actual magazines even exist and that cover girls are a thing of the past, but I see their logo set against her tits, so maybe for nostaligia and status they still pump out a magazine…who fucking knows they are from France and French people are fucking crazy…but some aspects of French is good…like the tits everywhere, the anal on the first date that doesn’t have to be a date, the food, the good times, the laziness, the luxury…etc… What I like about LUI magazine is a little more than the fact they get models naked, because models assume since it is french it is luxury and high end, I like that it was a porn site that realized there was no money in porn, and that if you can get Mercedes to run an ad against your porn, you’ll make real money…and the only way to do that is get premium pervert photographers with mainstream success and the models they shoot..who are willing because they are models and thus hookers… The whole formula..is great…trick girls into PORN…without them knowing by pretending it is fashion – not that this is porn – it’s just tits – but I’m from an era where tits were still something you could jerk off to – no matter how feminist and desexualized through desensitizing they are. Sidenote – I have no idea who this model Kamila Hansen is, but you can google her…researching isn’t what I do… The post Kamila Hansen is February LUI MAGAZINE Cover Girl and She’s Got Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Photography is a joke, the cameras do all the work, I’ve taken pics that have 10,000s of likes and I dont’ know what I’m fucking doing, other than having been in the right place at the right time when someone asks me to take a pic of them with their phone…it doesn’t take much…the real challenge is finding a dumb bitch who will act like an asshole in various poses trying to be sexy for no real reason other than narcissistic insanity, but even that’s not the challenging, every bitch does it.. SO now, model who shouldn’t be a model, Kendall Jenner, from the family of promo models, has become a fashion photogrpaher, because it’s a joke, a career she can carry into her future, and make even more money that she does, by capturing the cunts she recruits to the industry – so eager to be in the industry – where she can take money off the top…. So now, she can be entrepreneur, social media expert, with a team behind her, who can sign these bitches, some famous, some randoms, and get 20 percent of their money, charge the client 20 percent on top of the fee, making 40 percent off each booking, plus charge her 50k a day photography rate…or more…cashing the fuck in…while producing garbage content people fucking love because they have no taste.. So today’s subject, 15 year old Kaia Gerber…the Cindy Crawford clone the family pimps out – for the cover of some magazine Kendall is heavily involved with and the family probably owns…and the whole thing is not that offensive…because at Least Kendall is trying to have a skill…in a life she clearly doesn’t need skill in…but it’s something to do… The funniest thing is that people are actually giving her hype reveiews for this pic…I saw it on some sites already and was like “who are these writers and why do they suck kendall’s dick”…it’s ok to call someone out for being worse than dog shit in the grand scheme of the world despite people paying her and sucking up to her – we all know the truth…she’s a zero. The post Kaia Gerber by Kendall Jenner for LOVE Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last week actress KeKe Palmer and R&B star Trey Songz got into a heated battle of words over a video appearance, and in the days following things have taken a very serious turn complete with threats of legal action. Apparently, Trey Songz was filming a music video for his new single “Pick Up The Phone” […]
Jeremy Calvert has a few things to say to Leah Messer. A few angry and bitter things to say to Leah Messer, we should clarify. As those who watch Teen Mom 2 online or on television witnessed this week, tension ran unusually high between Jeremy and Leah. The parents of three-year old daughter Adalynn divorced back in 2015, but had been on relatively amicable terms until recently. Not any longer, and it appears the reality show is to blame. Calvert, who recently called out MTV for manipulating footage and ruining lives through editing, went off on TM2 and his ex-wife. Jeremy was not pleased about Messer’s interpretation of his actions, making it look like he practically kidnapped their child. As depicted on Monday’s episode, Calvert took Adalynn on a trip to Ohio , failing to answer any phone calls or texts from Leah. The incident took place after Messer’s hometown of Elkview, West Virginia, suffered a major flood. Here’s where it gets a little complicated: While Messer’s house fortunately came out of the natural disaster unscathed, Calvert’s family residence in Ohio was significantly damaged. Jeremy therefore left South Dakota, where he had been working as a pipeline engineer, to return home and help out his folks. He had Adalynn with him at the time, and Leah claimed she was left in the dark when it came to her child’s whereabouts. “We’re supposed to get another flash-flood warning, and she’s in another city and I know nothing!” she screamed at one point. Leah later said Jeremy “lied” when confronted about this But now Calvert has taken to Instagram to tell his side of the story, which he says is just another case of MTV stirring up drama. “So, to clarify tonight’s episode about me leaving West Virginia and not informing Leah on my travels,” the reality star captioned a video clip. Jeremy Calvert Clarifies Teen Mom 2 Scene “I texted her at 6:42 pm and did not get a text message back until 9:38 pm when I was already in Ohio.” He continued in his attempt to escape blame: “I am not waiting around 3 hours for my ex-wife to respond to me and say yes you can take our child to Ohio or not during a disaster.” “We didn’t have no water, electricity and everything was flooded, debris everywhere. “So, no, I was trying to spend some quality time with my daughter while I had a chance to be home from South Dakota even though it was a complete nightmare trip and everybody lost everything.” “So, I tried my best to communicate.” “I can’t help if somebody don’t answer their phone, read text messages or whatever situation may be on that behalf. I can only do what I can do.” Jeremy Calvert Goes Off on Teen Mom 2 Editing “The phone conversations you all saw tonight took [place] a week later when I was already back in West Virginia,” he continues. Unlike how it looks, he was “packing my clothes, getting ready to go back to work in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.” “Therefore MTV, all they want to do is stir the pot and cause more drama that was unnecessary.” “Because we had already hashed out the issues, but they wanted to bring it back up,” he says. “So they have some good drama for TV for you all to watch and get your own opinions about and get the ratings through the roof.” “So there you go on that bunch of bulls–t.” It doesn’t sound as though this will be the last time we hear from Calvert on this topic, which he has promised to refute on a line-item basis. “As a repercussion for deceitful editing, I will address each scene with what really happened,” he told Instagram followers earlier this month, adding: “I appreciate all of your support over the years.” He has not addressed rumors that Jeremy Calvert and Brooke Wehr broke up earlier this month after getting engaged last fall. Messer, meanwhile, seems unfazed by her ex-husband’s complaints and rants, or is certainly trying to put on a positive front. On Tuesday night, she shared a meme that reads “Don’t let anyone rent a space in your head, unless they’re a good tenant.” Determined not to let either Jeremy bring her down or criticism over her parenting affect her, Messer wrote the following as a caption to this message: Becoming aware of who and what impacts you positively and negatively is essential to learning how to choose to feel good. Your thoughts and how you think about things create your feelings yet it’s important to remember that they don’t define you. T ake inventory of who is taking residence in your mind. Observe their presence and how you’re affected by them. If they’re not good tenants, it’s time to evict! A good first step is to replace the thought of them with someone who adds value to your life, then make a mental list of at least 10 things you appreciate about this person. Your mood will elevate almost immediately. View Slideshow: Leah Messer’s Messed-Up Love Life: The Ultimate Timeline! There is no reason to excuse perpetual behavior that doesn’t serve you. Your mind, the thoughts you think and the beliefs you have, become the reality you experience. Deep stuff.
