Be afraid, Sean Lowe. Be very afraid. Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones danced his way to the Super Bowl XLVII title this month. Now he’ll be going Dancing With the Stars on ABC! Jones will be on the 16th season of the ABC dancing competition, which announced his casting. The rest of the cast will be unveiled Tuesday on GMA . The show returns March 18, a week after The Bachelor finale (follow this link for The Bachelor spoilers ) starring Lowe, who’s also rumored to be joining DWTS . Jones, 28, scored two amazing TDs in the Super Bowl. Now he’s ready to add the Mirror Ball to his trophy case a la Emmitt Smith and Hines Ward. Sounds like he’s up for the challenge , too. Asked on Jimmy Kimmel Live earlier this month if he wanted to be on the new season’s cast, Jones said, “Oh yes sir … I’ll get it done. I’ll get it done, baby.” Aly Raisman, you are on notice.
Welcome, readers, to another edition of THG’s Caption Contest ! This afternoon’s image comes to us courtesy of the incomparable Jennifer Lawrence falling at the Oscars, on her way to receive Best Actress honors. Sometimes, a photo really is worth 1,000 words (or in her case, one f-word). The question for you all is: What would be the best caption for it? You tell us! Just leave comment(s) below with the best caption(s) for the photo! Go to it! Winner will be announced on Tuesday . Best of luck!
You know it’s hard out here for a piiiiimp… Justin Bieber Dating British Singer Ella-Paige? Justin Bieber may have gotten kicked to the curb by the love of his little young and thuggin’ life not too long ago, but he’s been doing just fine at finding some swirly girlies to fill in for ex-boo thang Selena Gomez. His latest flavor of the week? A 17-year-old fame-hungry British singer by the name of Ella Paige Roberts-Clarke. via Star Crush The Daily Mail reports that Ella Roberts-Clarke is a 17-year-old aspiring singer who is “determined to become famous.” The pair apparently have mutual friends, but she seems to have met him through her mom, who’s a professional photographer with music industry contacts. (How convenient!) They [reportedly] went to the awards together, then went to Justin Timberlake‘s post-show concert arm-in-arm afterward. The Biebs just can’t get enough of the caramel goodies. Sidenote: we can’t be the only ones who noticed that he looks high as a kite in this photo taken after the concert…SMH. SplashNews/Facebook
Poor lil thickummms rich girl… Even though Khloe Kardashian-Odom acts as if her weight is no biggie, word on the street is she’s distraught over being a chubby lumpkins. Via National Enquirer reports : KHLOE KARDASHIAN claims she’s happy not being a size 4, but she really hates her queen-size figure and dreads becoming the next Kirstie Alley, say insiders. “Khloe is traumatized,” a source told The ENQUIRER. “She’s been moaning to her closest pals that she’ll be fat forever, and the constant weight jabs she received while hosting ‘The X Factor’ haven’t made things any better!” While promoting the diet pill QuickTrim in 2009, the leggy 5-foot-10 reality star claimed to have dropped 30 pounds. But a year later Khloe, 28, appeared to have packed the pounds back on, and her weight gain sparked so much speculation about a possible pregnancy that she eventually told reporters: “I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat.” Adding to the public scrutiny, beautiful Khloe has been forced to endure the public humiliation of her pregnancy struggles and rumors of her husband Lamar Odom’s wandering eye. “Her sisters Kourtney and Kim have gotten pregnant while Khloe has continued to undergo pricey fertility treatments,” pointed out the source. “Besides that, learning that Lamar paid money to watch skrippers has been another huge blow to her confidence.” In the past, Khloe welcomed posing with her svelte sisters, sources say. But she dodged joining them for the Kardashian clan’s Christmas photo last year, and asked that her photo be airbrushed into the picture. “KHLOE DOESN’T WANT TO BE THE next Kirstie Alley, yo-yo dieting her way up the scale,” the source added. And now Khloe’s weight woes are being compounded by reports that she’s not being asked back to co-host “The X Factor.” “She hasn’t heard anything definite yet, but Khloe’s been told that producers are against having her back,” said the source. “And that prospect has hit her hard. “Meanwhile, no matter what she says publicly about her being happier at a higher weight, privately Khloe is tormented.” Poor Khloe… Considering she’s like 6 feet tall, do you think people have unrealistic expectations about her size? FameFlynetPictures
We never thought we’d see this. Maybe Snoop really is Reincarnated… Snoop Dogg Photographed With Suge Knight In L.A. Nightclub According to TMZ reports : It’s the reunion that NOBODY saw coming … Snoop Dogg hanging out in a nightclub with former Death Row Records honcho Suge Knight … smiling and partying together during a recent night out. Snoop just posted the photo to his Instagram page … with the caption, “N d club wit Suge miss those death row days!” Snoop — a former Death Row rapper — hasn’t been friendly with Suge since the ’90s. Snoop has previously explained that Suge and Tupac got pissed at him because they felt he didn’t have their back when Death Row was beefin’ with Bad Boy Records. The picture was taken Monday night at AV Club in Los Angeles. Sources tell TMZ … Snoop had performed at the club that night … and Suge showed up to see the performance. After the show, we’re told Suge walked over to Snoop’s VIP table and the two hit it off like old times … hugging, laughing and taking pictures. Reunited and it feels so good…until Suge asks for a loan. Image via Instagram
Victory is theirs! In two new posters for this November’s Catching Fire , Jennifer Lawrence (as Katniss) and Josh Hutcherson (as Peeta) pose as the victors of the 74th annual Hunger Games. The story kicks off with the pair embarking on its victory tour, unaware that President Snow has a surprise in store for them at the 75th Annual Hunger Games, also known as the Quarter Quell. Check out the new promotional photos now: Catching Fire will be directed by Francis Lawrence and hit theaters on November 22. We cannot wait.
This bikini photo of Miranda Kerr requires little explanation. Once again, the sexy 29-year-old Victoria’s Secret model kindly posted an Instagram pic of herself for all to enjoy. “Good morning,” Kerr simply captioned it. It was a very good morning, indeed, thanks to her. Kerr gave no clues as to where this shot was taken, which is kind of annoying, as it looks breathtaking and we’d love to see it ourselves one day. Eh, it’s okay. We’ll settle for looking at Miranda Kerr bikini photos .
My name is Ciara, I’m 16 years old and I’m from Northern Ireland. I never ever thought I would get the chance to write my own Bieber Experience but as Justin says, never say never. I was lucky enough to meet Justin twice, on the 17th of February and the 18th February 2013. It all started in October 2010 when I saw Justin’s video for ‘U Smile,’ I fell instantly in love with the little kid with the hair flip. From the moment I became a belieber, my dream was to one day meet Justin and thank him for saving my life. When I was 8 years old my sister Lisa went missing and was murdered. I was so upset every single day, nothing would make me happy until I started supporting Justin. Justin brought happiness into my life. Justin brought light to the darkest times of my life, when I needed it the most and I can’t say how thankful I am for that. I saw Justin at the My World Tour in March 2011, I travelled to Manchester and it was the most unreal thing I have ever experienced. I was so excited when I heard that Justin was coming to Dublin Ireland on the Believe Tour , thats when I knew I had to get meet and greets. I got up so early the morning of the BieberFever pre-sale. Sadly all the meet and greets sold out but I was still so upset that I got normal seated tickets for the first Dublin show. Then on Christmas day, I never expected to get meet and greets. I started counting down the days and freaking out until the day finally came. Sunday the 17th February 2013, we left the house at 11 a.m. and made it down to Dublin. We finally got to go into the arena, got our M&G wristbands and got loads of merchandise! We walked upstairs and had to line up against the wall. While waiting for a while, Kenny came out! We got up to the front of the line and Ryan (the host) was like “Nervous?” and I said “Yes!” so he told me to breathe and opened up the curtain. Justin was wearing a hat, white high tops, blue jeans and a Donald Duck t shirt. he looked flawless! He was like, “C’mon guys, lets get a picture!” I walked over to one side of him and I put my arm around his waist and he put his arm around my shoulder, I died. I handed him my letter and said, “Can you please promise me to read this?” and he looked right into my eyes and said, “I can promise you.” We got a picture with my best friend Lauren and my two sisters. I took one last look at Justin and walked out of the curtain and that’s when I completely lost it. I couldn’t believe I just met the one person that means everything to me. I rang my dad back home and he couldn’t understand what I was saying because I was crying so much. Once we got to our seats, we were only 4 rows away from the stage! I was screaming and singing as loud as I could and Justin said we were the loudest crowd ever! I wasn’t prepared for what happened next. After the meet and greet, my sisters complained to a ticket guy about how my friend Lauren was pushed and she didn’t get to stand beside Justin in the photo. The guy said, “There’s nothing I can do, I’m really sorry” but he took Lauren’s banner for Justin and promised to give it to him. We were sitting in the arena waiting for the show to start when the same guy came and told us to come over to him. “Justin did get your banner and stuff, I gave it to one of his team.” Then we went and sat down again and the same guy came back and called Lauren. One of Justin’s security came and said sorry to hear and the other guy was like, “Are you able to come and meet him again tomorrow? Bring your friend too.” Lauren obviously said yes and she came to me and told me. We both burst into tears. The next day we arrived at the arena and went to the M&G line and Lauren’s mum told the security guard and he knew who we were! We started freaking out and went up the stairs to were we lined up the previous day! Dan Kanter and all Justin’s dancers walked out and I got pictures with them. Then it was Lauren’s turn to go in first and the guy behind the curtain said “It’s a group photo” and they said, “These two are the only ones allowed to get individual photos with Justin.” (I felt so special) Then it was my turn to go in and I took a deep breath and walked in, Justin looked so flawless, he didnt even look real! I walked over and he put his arm around me and I put my arm around him and said “Justin I love you so much.” He looked at me and smiled. Then we got a picture. The reason why I’m not smiling in the other photo with Justin was because I was in so much shock, I forgot how to smile! I couldn’t believe I was meeting the boy who saved my life for the second time. I’ve been getting so much hate on Twitter because I wasn’t smiling. It was the best 2 days of my life and I will never forget it. I’m so grateful for everything that happened that weekend, words can’t even describe how happy I am. Everyday is hard for me but Justin and his music helps me every step of the way. I miss my sister so much but I’m sure if she was still here she would be so happy for me and she would thank Justin for helping me. Justin, thank you SO much for everything you have done for me and many other beliebers. -Ciara (@iBieberThought) Read the original: My name is Ciara, I’m 16 years old and I’m from…
