I’ve never heard of Max Magazine before, but after seeing this photoshoot of world-class hottie Xenia Deli , I think I might have to order a subscription. So what if it’s in Italian? If I wanted it to read the articles, I’d just subscribe to Playboy instead. Related Articles: Xenia Deli’s Bikini Body Continues To Impress Xenia Deli Got A Perfect Little Booty
FHM lives…did you know that there was a time when FHM paid me to link to their content every single month cuz they didn’t understand why I was a bigger deal than them…at least on the internet…. Now FHM sends me lawyers letters when I post their photoshoot pictures of girls I don’t know, but who have big tits, pretending to cut off their bikini top, in some High Concept for low level, bottom feeding, garbage magazines you shouldn’t waste your time on, especially since pricks like me are stealing all the good they do….like this photoshoot…of some character I don’t think is even worth paying attention to…you know as low grade as the magazine she’s posing for,,,,but I’ll post it anyway… Here’s the behind the Scenes Video…
I’m always curious to see what hotties are up to on Twitter so today I bring you former WWE Diva Kelly Kelly . As you guys know Kelly Kelly was released by the WWE and because they owned her name and character, now Kelly Kelly is Barbie Blank . It’s terrible name and it has ruined all my Kelly Kelly fantasies. The name Barbie just can’t work its way into them. It’s masturbation nightmare! Luckily, I have a solution. She just needs to add another Kelly to her name so that it is Kelly Kelly Kelly and then problem solved.
One of two things happened in this Photoshoot with Sarah Hyland, the 12 year old on Modern Family who is actually not 12, but who was probably on hormone therapy by her stage parents, cuz you don’t get on a hit TV show even at 18, without having stage parents who throw you into the shit head first for as money money as they can get…cuz protitution comes in all forms…. So either Sarah Hyland hit puberty….and figured now was as good a time as any to show off her new womanly body….or…..she always had this body and spending time with guestionable character Sofia Vergara, single mother from Colombia turned Emmy Winner….instead of back alley hooker….has been the mother Sarah Hyland has never had…telling her to “show them tits as hard and fast as you can cuz it will open doors for you”… And whatever the reason for this shoot…I’m kinda happy it happened….cuz I feel less creepy masturbating to her now that I know she’s got her period….
OK, so I figured I really needed to find out how old this Pia Mia Perez chick was before I got any of you poor pervs in trouble. And according to Google my exclusive sources, I finally found out that Pia’s only 16. I should’ve figured as much from all her Tweets about cuddling and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Oh well. My bad guys. Time to move along. Nothing to see here. Related Articles: Pia Mia Perez Is Trouble
Since this is my first post on Chrissy Teigen , I can’t think of a better way to introduce her on the site than with this photoshoot for Beach Bunny Swimwear. It’s like getting 15 different sets of bikini pictures in one, and Chrissy was obviously born to wear a bikini. I think I read somewhere that she’s actually afraid of swimming though, which seems like a bad combo for a swimsuit model. So much for my new-found dream of giving Chrissy mouth-to-mouth some day. » view all 32 photos
So I’ve never done a post on Jessica Dykstra before, but after checking out these pictures of her modeling lingerie for Frederick’s of Hollywood, I’m thinking that definitely has to change. Now, normally I’d wonder why a chick this hot wasn’t modeling for somewhere more prestigious, like Victoria’s Secret, but I’ve got no complaints about this photoshoot. Well, other than that I wasn’t invited to help. You might not know this, but I’m a real pro at unhooking bras. Next time, call me. » view all 44 photos
Denisa Dvorakova won a model search a couple of years ago…she’s Czech like so many horrible people who deserve what is coming to them that I know…all hard faced….skinny…tall…and posing in swimwear….for some catalog shit…that doesn’t really matter…or inspire us to be better people…but it does remind us how shitty our lives are…cuz we aren’t on the beach staring at ass like this while sipping cocktails…in paradise feeling like we’ve made it and like we really grasp what living is….while instead we are defrosting a can of beans and a smoked ham we got on sale for Thanksgiving dinner….cuz we are ghetto and not fabulous like that… I give thanks for this bitch…from her Eastern European home reminds me of where I’ve failed….it gives me perspective and allows me to keep on going…
This Lina Posada barely exists….she has no web presence….no wikipedia page…just a few obscure fans tracking her every lingerie shoot on Tumblr and facebook…..so I don’t know where this shoot is from…what it is for…when it happened…I just know that it did…and give thanks that it did …cuz it is thanksgiving and I give thanks to everything…but more importantly…cuz this no name…who may very well CGI…cuz I can’t seem to find any trace of human or anything about her….has a rockin’ ass….and she’s being used to almost her full potential…all this is missing is a little penetration… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know the shit matters…and that not just in the real world…but in the comic book world…shit’s fucking huge….so I can only assume…countless of you creeps love this 30 year old star of the shit…and will probably get a lot of use…and give a lot of thanks for this photoshoot for some obscure magazine….that involves no bra….reminding you of all the pussy you never had…while reminding me off the 19 year old at the bowling alley in a tank top last night…all bent over…and nipple flashing…what a slag….cuz braless is fashionable….a trend that is forever…at least according to me…and I know what I’m talking about….