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Kendall Jenner Is An Official Model!

So I guess Kendall Jenner ‘s officially a model now, because she’s got her very own artsy spread in Harper’s Bazaar . Not bad, she’s gone from Instagram to lame clothing brands to magazines all in less than a year. Pretty good for a chick who’s still under 18. Anyway, I look forward to Kendall graduating to the big leagues in a couple months. I know there are a lot of good magazines dedicated to models who recently turned 18. You know they’re classy too because they arrive covered up in a black bag. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Kendall Jenner Donkey Riding Bikini Pics Kendall Jenner Bikini Photoshoot Kendall Jenner Is Getting Inappropriate Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Short Shorts

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Aubrey Plaza Hot Enough for Complex of the Day

I don’t watch TV, so this Aubrey Plaze, from Parks and Recreation is foreign to me….it is not that I don’t understand who she is when she’s talking to me about how much I owe her for beer at the corner store….but that I’ve just never heard of her…. She is apparently some funny girl, something I can’t stand, because I guess I am sexist in the comedy I laugh at, and feel girls aren’t meant to be funny, but instead are meant to laugh at my jokes, and by joke I mean dick, and by laugh I mean while sucking it…. She’s been in some movies, her photoshoot isn’t all that sleazy, but I am sure some of you creeps will masturbate to it just fine, cuz clothed girls with skinny legs being silly is your porn… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kendall Jenner Is A Now A Model

After those runway shots from yesterday, you all remember that Kendall Jenner ‘s a model now. And here she is hard at work in a photoshoot for PacSun, which you probably shouldn’t be shopping at unless you’re still a teenager. The same goes for looking at pictures of a 17-year-old in short shorts. What a coincidence. So move along, you’re too old for this. » view all 45 photos Related Articles: Kendall Jenner Donkey Riding Bikini Pics Kendall Jenner Bikini Photoshoot Kendall Jenner Is Getting Inappropriate Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Short Shorts

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Red Alert! Kendall Jenner Is Still Trouble

So in case you forgot, Kendall Jenner ‘s a model now. Because her dad has enough cash, he could probably make her an astronaut if he wanted to. Anyway, here she is walking the runway during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York with her 15-year-old sister and their mom Kris. I’d remind you that Kendall’s still only 17, but one look at those pictures of Kris Jenner and I know you won’t be able to even think about getting yourself in trouble for months. Sorry about that, but it’s for your own good. » view all 23 photos Related Articles: Kendall Jenner Donkey Riding Bikini Pics Kendall Jenner Bikini Photoshoot Kendall Jenner Is Getting Inappropriate Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Short Shorts Photos: WENN.com

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OMG! Candice Swanepoel Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

I am pretty sure that like a pornstar with a contract…or a WWE superstar with a contract…Candice Swanepoel has a contract with Victoria’s Secret and they own all aspects of her career…because why wouldn’t they?! I mean they found her, they pumped millions into marketing her, they let her on their all star team, they should fucking monetize and benefit from all aspects of her career because it all stems back to them…I mean it’s not like they are nice people, just helping a South African friend get ahead, introducing her to the right people, they are a business and she’s a pivotal part of it, at least right now… So in them owning her, I can assume that they also run all her social media, as if she’s a line of panties, and they use her followers to shout themselves out while posting standard archive pics like this, and it’s really not all that bad of a thing….considering she’s half naked in it and that half nakedness totally blinds me from all the evil that surrounds her…from Blood Diamonds….to Blood lace and not just cuz of an unexpected miscarriage or period….all business is evil at least when it comes to Candice Swanepoel….

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Lane Sisters for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

Last week…I wrote a post about a set of sisters…called the Lane Sisters, who have sex with each other in porn …As far as I am concerned, they are taking over the porn industry…one incestuous touch at a time….while perverts like me are fucking loving the idea of it….because it is the best idea ever….sisters on my dick…sucking each other’s tits….now that’s special ….you know really grasping the essence of family…and how important it is in all aspects of your life…from career…to personal…to sex…. Well…it turns out they are French Canadian…which made total sense to me …as someone who lives in French Canada….and it turns out a friend of a friend of a friend saw the post….cuz the site is awesome….showed it to them…..leading to this email….an email I like to call a magical email sent from the heavens…. Hey, I’m a big fan of your site. Me and my sister are amateur pornstars and wanted to send some pictures of us wearing your t shirts and you can post them on your site ) would this be possible?. xxx Shana Amazing….. Which naturally got me off the fucking couch for this photoshoot….cuz pornstars…especially sisters…who fuck together have that affect on my laziness… So I got them in stepSHIRTS …..and this is what happened…. Sure, it’s tame…but remember….dreams do come true…all you have to do is blog about it….and magical things end up happening… GET THE SAME AWESOME stepSHIRTS THE GIRLS ARE WEARING BY CLICKING THIS LINK

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Lizzy Jagger Shows Off Her Tuna [PICS]

C’mon now, you know that headline is accurate. Heck, Lizzy Jagger practically wrote that one herself when she agreed to strip down and straddle a fish for a photo campaign. It could have been worse, we could have gone with “Lizzy Jagger and Her Mother Get Naked to Press Their Red Snappers Together”. Even though that is clearly what Lizzy and Jerry Hall are doing in this next pic: More after the jump!

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Kate Upton Does Elle

I know it seems like Kate Upton is everywhere these days, but can you blame me for hoping to see more of her in this photoshoot for Elle France ? Especially after that busty one from the other day , I figured Kate would be wearing nothing but her panda hat for most of these shots. Clearly, the French just don’t understand the American way of life. No self-respecting supermodel washes her car fully-clothed . Everyone knows she’s supposed to be in a bikini, and hosing herself down, not the car. I guess some things just get lost in translation. » view all 19 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Kristen Stewart Greasy for V Magazine of the Day

V Magazine really brought out the inner inbred in Kristen Stewart out in this photoshoot, the only thing it is missing is her sucking off her dad for bowling money….because she’s all greasy, cross-eyed and unshowered looking, and there’s something erotic about this, in a watching girls get pissed on kind of way.

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Sophie Turner’s Bootilicious Bikini Tweets

Here’s one of our favorite professional Twitter models Sophie Turner showing off her massive assets at the beach. And even though I know Sophie has something like 80,000 followers, I like to think that she took these pictures just for me. Imagining 79,999 other pervs getting their keyboards messy too sort of ruins the fantasy. Related Articles: Sophie Turner Shows Off Her Assets Sophie Monk In A Bikini And Bent Over Sophie Turner’s Behind Does Some Shopping Sophie Turner’s Curves Are Awesome

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