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Juju Ivanyuk Pantsless for Numero of the Day

Her name is Juju and my Rabbi friend may find that to be prejudice but I find it hot, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in this photoshoot for Numero…Maybe I like the name Juju cuz it reminds me of the candy I was denied as a child, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in a photoshoot for Numero….. Either way, she’s an 18 year old, pantsless model from the Ukraine…already old enough to respect “artistic vision” of a photographer and strip down…cuz it’s a hard field to break into and a willingness to whore out your body like a common pornstar or Denise Richards caliber hooker….cuz nudity is what makes the world go round and luckily I’m seriously down…cuz I’m a pervert…and so are you…

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Juju Ivanyuk Pantsless for Numero of the Day

Juju Ivanyuk Pantsless for Numero of the Day

Her name is Juju and my Rabbi friend may find that to be prejudice but I find it hot, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in this photoshoot for Numero…Maybe I like the name Juju cuz it reminds me of the candy I was denied as a child, but that could just be because she’s not wearing pants in a photoshoot for Numero….. Either way, she’s an 18 year old, pantsless model from the Ukraine…already old enough to respect “artistic vision” of a photographer and strip down…cuz it’s a hard field to break into and a willingness to whore out your body like a common pornstar or Denise Richards caliber hooker….cuz nudity is what makes the world go round and luckily I’m seriously down…cuz I’m a pervert…and so are you…

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Liza Minnelli Poses with Tits of the Day

This is amazing….Liza Minnelli hanging with a great set of tits….the funny thing is that I’m considered a porn site cuz I’m posting this tame shit…cuz America is uptight…especially corporate America…who don’t get that life with tits is a lot better than pretending tits don’t exist…you know to please the Christians…. Not that you care about my issues, but when they tell me they can’t run an ad on my site and call me inappropriate when my site is so softcore I doubt anyone has ever jerked off to this shit…and if they have…they are sex offending weirdos who jerk off to random bullshit…while these execs are out getting fucked up the ass by whores with strap-ons…or inserting cured meat in their corporate bullshit asses… Not that you care about my issues, but it’s hypocrisy…people need to take Liza Minelli’s lead and stand next to some great tits…it changes perspective on things….it reminds us where we come from and where we’re going… I don’t know what that means, I just know these pictures belong on a t-shirt…the weirdest woman in show biz….old school classic performer…reminding us that life isn’t meant to be so censored and controled. Live a little people….

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Sarah Stephens Tits for Fashion of the Day

I don’t really know who this model is. Her name is Sarah Stephens and I am a huge fan of her…but today is the first and only time I’ve ever heard of her…cuz sometimes I think I’ve never heard of a bitch cuz I generally don’t pay enough attention to remember, but this time around it’s legit, she’s a fucking nobody, a nobody on the rise, cuz she knows to get naked in photoshoots for magazines in order to get noticed and make a name for herself. This photoshoot is hot, and tits for fashion is something I endorse…cuz tits in general is someting I endorse…. All this to say, Sarah Stephens is a keeper….

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Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog of the Day

Victoria’s Secret released the pictures from their summer catalog and as expected it looked like every single other photoshoot they have done the last two decades, because I guess they have a winning formula, but more importantly because they know we’ll look at it under any circumstances and they don’t need to invest in big concept photographers, they can get away publishing pics taken by local kids with their cell phones at each of these beach settings and we’d still try to jerk off to it….so here are the pics, no different than before, exactly as expected, like an old friend you’ve come to know and trust to help you cum…if you know what I mean..

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Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog of the Day

Victoria’s Secret released the pictures from their summer catalog and as expected it looked like every single other photoshoot they have done the last two decades, because I guess they have a winning formula, but more importantly because they know we’ll look at it under any circumstances and they don’t need to invest in big concept photographers, they can get away publishing pics taken by local kids with their cell phones at each of these beach settings and we’d still try to jerk off to it….so here are the pics, no different than before, exactly as expected, like an old friend you’ve come to know and trust to help you cum…if you know what I mean..

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Kesha Unfortunately Sexes It Up For Complex of the Day

For those of you who read my stepLINKS, I’d like to announce that despite what I was thinking after a 15 hour nap, I’m alive…unfortunately for you I didn’t die on my own vomit as expected. Unfortunately, I woke up to Kesha trying to be sexy… Now I don’t have anything against Complex, if anything I love them. They featured me in their mag a few years ago in the same Dec/Jan issue, they made me feel like I had hope, and now I am trying to get them to sell my advertising for me, because I don’t know what I am doing, but unfortunately they won’t do it cuz they think my site is too racy, so I don’t blame them for covering her, I just wish they actually covered her… and I blame them for not putting her disgusting thickness in a fucking snow suit or some shit… You see Kesha is not hot. She’s just some bullshit fake hipster because all hipsters are fake, who used to go out in LA with Katy Perry to all the hipster shows and I guess collectively decided that they should produce pop inspired from the scene they were trying to fit in. I have pictures of them in action together before Katy Perry ran off with the dude in Gym Class Heroes who helped her launch a career, and before Katy Perry decided to bring her BFF party friend along for the ride by getting her her own album. It’s all bullshit. It’s all marketing. These bitches have no soul and unfortunately for this post, Kesha has no sex appeal. Here is the photoshoot video….if you look close enough you can see her dick… Here are a couple pics….even though they shoulda stuck to just text on this cover…. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO

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Adriana Lima Does Her Supermodel Thing

Here’s Adriana Lima doing that supermodel thing that she does where my pants get tighter and I start to get a little light headed. I don’t know what this photoshoot is for, but supermodels in sexy boots have always been one of my favorite things. When I was a young boy my grandfather used to take me to the supermodel store to stare at the latest models and I remember thinking that when I’m older I’d like to have one of my own. I later found out that it was a strip club not a store and that sometimes even something beautiful can give you a very uncomfortable rash. The moral of the story…. Never wear shorts to a strip club.

Naomi Campbell in a One Piece of the Day

I guess retired model Naomi Campbell got offered so much money to do this photoshoot that she couldn’t refuse, but she’s a fucking diva and wasn’t going to go out of her way to get a bikini wax for the shit, cuz that requires effort and she’s a lazy fucking pig….so lazy that her hundreds of millions of dollars she made as a model was too annoying to spend, so she went and locked down some Russian billionaire to pay her way, cuz that’s just the kind of cunt she is, hairy, obnoxious and really fucking expensive…. Pics via Bauer

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