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Lady Gaga to Paparazzi: Photoshop My Pics (No, For Real)!

Lady Gaga may have sung about the paparazzi early in her career, but from now on she’ll only be serenading paps who follow her strict instructions. According to the New York Post , Gaga has started issuing demands to photo agencies , giving them exclusives in exchange for their promise to Photoshop her pics according to her specifications.  Photographers at a Gaga event last week were reportedly told to “smooth out her jaw line and thin her arms” as well as “smooth out and thin her legs.” So much for “born this way!”  Some photographers and event planners are getting fed up, with one coordinator anonymously describing Gaga as a “control freak.”  Others don’t seem to mind the demands and are likely grateful for the exclusives.  Kevin Mazur – a photographer who gained sole rights to photograph Gaga’s final show at the Roseland Ballroom – says similar demands aren’t all that uncommon. “It’s like any other artist I work with and it’s very minimal because we want to get the photos out there right away,” said Mazur. “She caters to the paparazzi like no other artist I’ve seen.” Sounds like someone wants to keep getting those exclusives! But not every celebrity shares Gaga’s view on photo enhancement. Recently, singer Lorde called out a Photoshopped image of herself and tweeted it, along with this message to her fans: “Be proud of who you are… flaws and all.” Words to live by, and clearly not ones that a lot of people out there take to heart, whether it’s celebrity gossip sites or huge companies selling products. Check out some flagrant Photoshop nightmares below: 11 Really Terrible Examples of Photoshop Open Slideshow 1. Target Photoshop Fail This might be the worst example of Photoshop in the history of the Internet. Look closely at her crotch. View As List 1. Target Photoshop Fail This might be the worst example of Photoshop in the history of the Internet. Look closely at her crotch. 2. Lena Dunham in Vogue This GIF points out all the spots where Vogue edited a Lena Dunham photo. Interesting to analyze, huh? 3. Jennifer Lawrence Photoshop GIF Jennifer Lawrence is beauty as it. Why change her, people? WHY?!? 4. Nicki Minaj and Kobe Bryant ESPN Magazine Cover Nicki Minaj is not happy about this ESPN the Magazine cover. She has called it out for too much “retouching.” 5. Miranda Kerr: Where Did Her Hips Go? Check out Miranda Kerr in these side-by-side images. Notice anything different?!? 6. Ashley Greene: Fakest Photo Ever! We somehow aren’t buying this Ashley Greene photo. She doesn’t appear to really be sitting in front of that house. 7. Rihanna Glamour Magazine Cover We think this is a photo of Rihanna. But it could be Michael Jackson. Come on, Photoshop! 8. The Heat Poster This is not what Melissa McCarthy looks like, let’s be honest. These UK posters for The Heat came under a lot of fire. 9. Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Poster Ashley Benson called out her own show for this poster. The Pretty Little Liars look totally fake in it. 10. Photoshop Use Highlighted in Dramatic Viral Video How does Photoshop transform its subject(s)? This dramatic video will open your eyes. It’s crazy! 11. Fisher-Price Baby Photo That baby’s head and body can’t be from the same person, can they?

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Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen Parody True Detective, Should Totally Star in Season 2

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson? They are so yesterday’s news. These two actors and real-life friends received an abundance of well-deserved accolades for their performances on True Detective Season 1. But the opening eight episodes of this HBO drama wrapped on Sunday and now we’re looking ahead. Who should anchor True Detective Season 2 ? Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen, of course! The stars made their case in a hilarious spoof last night, driving around, crushing cans of beer and singing Cher lyrics. Watch the skit now and come on… don’t pretend you wouldn’t watch True Detective Season 2 with this pair at the center of it: Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective Where does this rank among all-time Jimmy Kimmel Live sketches? You tell us! 15 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. 2. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 3. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good. 4. Jimmy Kimmel China Skit The Chinese community is up in arms against Jimmy Kimmel over this “kill everyone in China” comment. 5. Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank What an amazing prank. In this Jimmy Kimmel-inspired video, parents tell their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy. 6. Jimmy Kimmel Live – Lie Witness News (Rock the Bells 2013) Jimmy Kimmel Live takes its Lie Witness News segment to Rock the Bells 2013. Watch! 7. Jimmy Kimmel – Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act Obamacare is just a nickname for The Affordable Care Act. But Jimmy Kimmel found that people react differently depending on what it’s called. 8. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Kanye West Interview Jimmy Kimmel mocks an interview Kanye West gave to the BBC in this video. The rapper was none too pleased over it. 9. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank! Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played. 10. Johnny Depp Kisses Jimmy Kimmel Johnny Depp plants a few kisses on Jimmy Kimmel during this talk show appearance. Hot stuff! 11. Jimmy Kimmel ‘Lie Witness News’ at Coachella Jimmy Kimmel and his Lie Witness News team hit up Coachella 2013. 12. Escape From Gosselin Island Jimmy Kimmel parodies Kate Gosselin’s new reality show with a fun teaser for Escape From Gosselin Island. About sums it up right there. 13. Jimmy Kimmel – Lie Detective Jimmy Kimmel decides to play Lie Detectives and entrap a bunch of (very young) student athletes. It’s hilarious and wrong. 14. Jimmy Kimmel Shows People Octomom Photos Jimmy Kimmel showed a bunch of people on the street photos of Octomom’s porn shoot. Their reactions are hilarious … for us. 15. Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen make their case her to star in True Detective Season 2. They have our vote!

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Target Photoshop Fail: The Most Epic of All-Time?

We have a new contender for Worst Use of Photoshop in the History of the Internet. Congratulations, Target! The company became the laughingstock of the World Wide Web today after an ad for a two-piece bathing suit went viral… with the model at the center of it missing a certain key piece of her anatomy. Did you catch it? Look closer… We hate to tell readers to zero in on a woman’s crotch, but, well… where is the bottom part of it?!? As if this weren’t embarrassing enough, take a look at the model’s armpits. Yikes! She has spikes coming out of her skin! In a statement to Buzzfeed, a Target spokesperson said: “this was an unfortunate error on our part and we apologize. We have removed the image from our website.” But the damage has already been done. We’ve seen the magic of Photoshop transform a model into a supposedly perfect, Barbie-like figure before, but when will companies learn?!? Leave well and curvy enough alone. 10 Really Terrible Examples of Photoshop Open Slideshow 1. Nicki Minaj and Kobe Bryant ESPN Magazine Cover Nicki Minaj is not happy about this ESPN the Magazine cover. She has called it out for too much “retouching.” View As List 1. Nicki Minaj and Kobe Bryant ESPN Magazine Cover Nicki Minaj is not happy about this ESPN the Magazine cover. She has called it out for too much “retouching.” 2. Lena Dunham in Vogue This GIF points out all the spots where Vogue edited a Lena Dunham photo. Interesting to analyze, huh? 3. Jennifer Lawrence Photoshop GIF Jennifer Lawrence is beauty as it. Why change her, people? WHY?!? 4. Miranda Kerr: Where Did Her Hips Go? Check out Miranda Kerr in these side-by-side images. Notice anything different?!? 5. Ashley Greene: Fakest Photo Ever! We somehow aren’t buying this Ashley Greene photo. She doesn’t appear to really be sitting in front of that house. 6. Rihanna Glamour Magazine Cover We think this is a photo of Rihanna. But it could be Michael Jackson. Come on, Photoshop! 7. The Heat Poster This is not what Melissa McCarthy looks like, let’s be honest. These UK posters for The Heat came under a lot of fire. 8. Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Poster Ashley Benson called out her own show for this poster. The Pretty Little Liars look totally fake in it. 9. Photoshop Use Highlighted in Dramatic Viral Video How does Photoshop transform its subject(s)? This dramatic video will open your eyes. It’s crazy! 10. Target Photoshop Fail This might be the worst example of Photoshop in the history of the Internet. Look closely at her crotch.

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Baby Walks on Ice for the First Time, Is Ridiculously Adorable

Look out, Batkid . You may (deservedly) be winning the Internet, but the following cute kid may soon be stealing a few of your headlines. First, she’s wearing a pink snowsuit. Adorbs! Next, she’s trying to navigate her way through what must be her first-ever frozen puddle. Totally adorbs! But watch the video in full for the funniest part, as Cutekid maintains her balance (adorably, of course) for a brief moment before toppling over. She’s okay, have no worries, but you’ll be doubling over in laughter upon watching: Baby Walks, Falls on Ice

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Miranda Kerr Under Fire For Photoshopped Pic: Intentional or Not?

Miranda Kerr is under scrutiny after posting an obviously and drastically altered photograph of herself from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show online. See exhibits A & B below. The photo on the left is of Miranda and some of her hot, fellow supermodel friends at a VS fashion function back in 2012. The photo on the right? The same image, reposted by Miranda this week in honor of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2013 , with one difference: Her ridiculously, computer “enhanced” waist … Who knew a photo could lose weight over time? You learn something every day in this business. Maybe her split from Orlando Bloom was just that tough. Understandably, the Australian beauty is under fire, as many perceived it as an unnecessarily, bafflingly pathetic attempt to make herself look “better.” Considering she is one of the planet’s most gorgeous beings, it’s amazing that she would send this kind of message to the impressionable, Photoshop-weary public. Not to mention surprising she’d think no one would notice the obvious change. UPDATE : Miranda says she had “no idea” the image was doctored. Gasp! “Hi guys, here is the original VS image!” Kerr posted on Instagram. “When I re-posted the photo this week to support the girls I screen grabbed it off the Internet when I was working in Japan. “I had no idea it was photoshopped. All good intentions … sorry for the confusion and congratulations to the girls for such a great show!” You buying’ it?

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Photoshop Transforms Model Into Bombshell Barbie in Amazing Video

Every celebrity except Jamie Lee Curtis. All of the Kardashians. Britney Spears. The girl next door. What do they have in common now? Photoshop. The contentious and powerful editing tool employed by magazines, photographers, celebrities, and regular people alike to sell visions of perfection which don’t actually exist in the real world.  See for yourself: Photoshop Use Highlighted in Dramatic Viral Video In just one minute, this model, an average, blonde, normal looking person, turned into someone resembling a mash-up of grown up JonBenet Ramsey  and Bombshell Barbie. Her neck! Her eyes! HER FEET. They lengthened her feet!! NOT EVEN HER FEET WERE GOOD ENOUGH.  People. They only thing that seems to be the same is her, well, nothing. NOTHING. She’s still wearing a bathing suit bottom?  Wow. This video was created in 2011 by a team from Global Democracy as part of a series called Body Evolution  in an effort to mandate that disclaimers be used wherever body images are manipulated. With the rampant use of Photoshop absolutely everywhere these days, maybe we should require disclaimers where body images  haven’t been altered? At least there should be some way of acknowledging that someone has been altered so much from their original form that they’re completely unrecognizable. What do you think?  Model Photoshopped Into Different Person

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Cute Bikini Instagram Dissapoints

So apparently Sara Jean Underwood ‘s aerial yoga routine is working, at least judging from this bikini picture she posted on Instagram. But obviously my Twitter campaign to get Sara to become the next ex-Mrs. Tuna isn’t going quite as well, since that dude in the picture with her isn’t me. I know, try to contain your surprise. Anyway, if any of my readers are good with Photoshop, send me an email. I’ve got two requests: swap this lucky bastard out for me, and then put another hot blonde model on my other arm. My mom is gonna be so proud.

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Maggi Caruthers for Neiman Marcus of the Day

Wow…Neiman Marcus has gone from overpriced high fashion bullshit for old ladies and taken the route of porn shop catalog…and it’s amazing. You see, I hate catalog pictures for lingerie companies as much as anyone who likes seeing half naked models in lingerie. Sure, the lingerie featured in this shit is probably expensive as fuck, but I still blame the recession for their turn towards porn, because like a girl who lost her job and has rent and kids to pay for, turning to getting naked is often the best choice… If you look close enough, unlike Victoria’s Secret, the photoshop photo editor guy who has access to all these models naked but never leaks the pics to me, didn’t edit out her little fashionable bush in some of the pics, making him today’s hero. Here are the pics…

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Adriana Lima For Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Thanks to the photoshop and the team of experts at Victoria’s Secret, they have made Adriana Lima, despite being 100 fucking years old, and mom, look the looks the fucking same as she has in every other shoot she’s done for them, like these are possibly from their archive that they are keeping around for contract purposes, or maybe they are new, based on the fact that they crop her from the ravaged mom stomach up… I mean they’ve also made her look like every single other Victoria’s Secret shoot, their shit is getting old and tired like Lima, and every catalog is starting to feel like an old pussy you keep fucking cuz it is there….which isn’t a good thing…but here are the pics anyway.. TO SEE PICS OF HER AT SOME VICTORIA’S SECRET EVENT LOOKING OLD…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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First Look: Bebe Neuwirth Has Sympathy For the Understudy in The Standbys

It’s a tough life being a Broadway standby — knowing a part backward and forward, exhibiting months, even years of patience while literally waiting in the wings for your chance to play the role you’re backing up for the star of the show. On the bright side, at least now you’d have an entire film telling your story — one for which Movieline is pleased to present a first look ahead of The Standbys world premiere this weekend in New York. Directed by Stephanie Riggs, The Standbys introduces viewers to a few of the performers who’ve made livings — and eventually, in some cases, made names — in some of the most thankless positions in all of theater: Standby and understudy. The documentary opens the Tony Awards Film Series this Saturday at the Paley Center in Manhattan; below, have quick glimpse at the film, featuring the sobering insights of Broadway icon Bebe Neuwirth. Here’s more about The Standbys and this Saturday’s screening; we’ll keep you up to date about a theatrical and/or video release as events warrant: This dramatic documentary takes a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of performers rarely glimpsed by audiences. These performers, known as “standbys,” remain backstage, prepared to go on at a moment’s notice. In this evocative behind-the-scenes documentary, the at times heartbreaking and hilarious lives of Broadway’s understudies and standbys are finally brought into the spotlight. “The Standbys” follows three undiscovered performers for several years through their ups and downs, struggles and triumphs, onstage performances and private lives. When these standbys are finally given the chance of a lifetime, anything can – and does – happen. The film features never-before-heard stories from industry insiders and celebrities who reveal the unimaginable struggles these under-appreciated performers endure as they wait in the wings for their shot at a dream that may never come true. The Standbys screening will be followed by a talk-back panel of Tony Award-winning Broadway stars who got their start as understudies or standbys. [Panelists include Tony Award Winners Katie Finneran and Cady Huffman, Merwin Foard, Ben Crawford, Alena Watters and director Stephanie Riggs.] The Standbys follows actors Ben Crawford (standby for Shrek), Merwin Foard (standby for Gomez in The Addams Family) and up and comer Aléna Watters (standby for Anita in West Side Story). Other interviewees include: Jerry Zaks, Bebe Neuwirth, Brian D’Arcy James, Cheyenne Jackson, Sutton Foster, David Hyde Pierce, Katie Finneran, Nelle Nugent, Michael Riedel, Zachary Quinto.

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