Gawker seems to have bought it , but our Photoshop experts here at Skin Central have declared this pic of ” Juliette Lewis ” screwing fashion photographer Terry Richardson an unequivocal fake. Why? First, check out the obvious Photoshop lines on either side of “Juliette”s torso and beneath her butt cheeks. Second, check out a pic of the real Juliette’s jugs (like, say, in 1995’s Strange Days, 1993’s Kalifornia , or any of her other eight nude roles here at Mr. Skin), and you’ll see that the real Ms. Lewis’ nips are meatier and her areolas smaller than her look-alike’s. There’s no denying that it’s one hell of a photo, but we’re sorry to say- that ain’t Juliette Lewis and a dick. See the whole XXX enchilada after the jump! Pic courtesy of totallynsfw.com
Jessica Alba isn’t telling BeyBey what to do or anything, but she does have some motherly advice — sell Baby Blue’s photos to the highest bidder and make that baby rich off money SHE earned. Mother of two Jessica Alba has some advice for new parents Beyoncé and Jay-Z. Alba suggests that the celebrity couple make a deal to sell the first photos of daughter Blue Ivy Carter and either put the proceeds in a trust fund or donate the money to charity. Alba tells CNN’s A.J. Hammer that her decision, made with husband Cash Warren, to sell the first photos of daughter Honor Marie Warren in 2008 was the right move. Alba reportedly received $1.5 million from OK! magazine for the deal. “For our family, we just wanted to control the experience,” Alba explained. “We put the money that the picture made into a bank account for Honor to do whatever she wants to do with. It’s her picture, it’s her birth, and we didn’t want it to be like a weird thing when we were walking out of the house for the first time.” Alba says that selling the first picture cut down on paparazzi feverishly trying to snap pics of the newborn. “If there’s a price tag on your child — which is so bizarre — people will go to crazy lengths,” said Alba. “We wanted to avoid that hysteria.” Alba also reveals that shooting the images for OK! magazine was a great experience. “We were friends with the photographer. It was just a nice day in the house. We’ll have those beautiful pictures forever,” Alba said. “You can give the money to charity and to your baby and that’s it.” But Alba isn’t trying to force the decision on Beyoncé and Jay-Z. “To each his own,” she said. “The biggest thing is having a healthy baby … I’m sure Beyoncé will make the best decision for her family.” Alba has recently launched a line of eco-friendly household products, called The Honest Company, inspired by wanting to use the safest products around her two daughters. She makes a good point, granted the Knowles-Carters don’t need the money… But we can think of a few reasons why they should listen to Jessica. It would put a stop to the rampant photoshopping of fake Baby Blue pictures like the ones 50 Cent posted. And there’s plenty more where those came from. Keep clicking to see some of our faves!
Bad news about Lindsay Lohan ‘s Playboy cover: It’s kinda cute! Sure, it’s waterlogged with Photoshop tricks and the Marilyn Monroe thing’s been done 145,000,090 times, but it’s an undeniably successful photo. Unfortunately, it’s also calls to mind a number of questionable images. Here are the first 10 things that Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy debut reminded me of — please add your own recollections after the jump.
I don’t know if booty shot was the best choice of words, but Britney Spears is definitely trying to let me know that she’s more than just a crazy chick with hair extensions and a bunch of children she doesn’t care about. Message received princess… Message received. Wait, all she’s doing is getting out of her SUV and walking the other direction? Come on, I’m not buying it, she knows exactly what she’s doing and I appreciate it but I’m not falling for it this time. Good try though.
I’ve got to commend Britney Spears for at least trying to look sexy while she does a little shopping over the weekend. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen the old girl looking half decent so I’m not really sure what to make of these. She’s all cleaned up in her sexy boots, like a fancy prostitute you’d find at one of those high class Holiday Inns . You know, the ones with the free breakfast bar where you can make your own waffles. Sexy.
Well done Britney Spears , well done, this is what we’ve all been waiting for, some normal hot Britney Spears pictures. Here she is looking pretty damn amazing in her little short shorts and heels over the weekend. I’m impressed, I’ve missed this hotness. she’s got a real opportunity to get back up on top of the Hollywood hottie list what with Lindsay Lohan going back to jail and Jessica Simpson getting all fat and what not. Keep up the good work.
I don’t normally like to interfere in other people’s business, but Britney Spears ‘ boobs just don’t look as happy as they did when they were in their bikini on vacation in Hawaii. They look trapped in this top, struggling to breathe and having an all around bad day. Does the Red Cross cover this kind of thing or did all my cash go to Pakistan?
Britney Spears is still on vacation in Hawaii and luckily for us she’s still giving us a nice look at the goods in some sweet bikini pictures . Here she is trying to be sneaky and hide from me on the balcony of her hotel room while she has a smoke. Nice try lady, I’ve got eyes everywhere. Anyhow, the pictures aren’t great, but you get the idea. Boobs, ass and bathing suit. Three of my favorite things. Throw in beers and we’d really be in business. Enjoy.
After yesterday’s Britney Spears bikini pictures , the secret was out that she was vacationing in Hawaii and it was only a matter of time we’d get to see some more of the washed up popstar. I don’t mean to say we’d get to see more skin, I just meant that there are going to be a crapload of bikini shots all over the place so get ready for it. I know I am, I’ve got nothing scheduled but hours and hours of making angry aggressive love to myself.
If you like hot celebrity hillbilly chicks like I do, you’re going to love these pictures of Britney Spears in her sexy little short shorts. Here she is I don’t know taking her kids to daycare, I have no idea, whatever it is she’s doing she looks pretty good. I would pay pretty good money to have someone like Britney Spears strap me into a car seat dressed like this. Nice and slow Britney…. That’s it.
