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Kim Kardashian in a Shitty Bikini Photoshoot in Mexico of the Day

What kind of world do we live in, where garbage like this is considered a sex symbol, at least enough to be paid to rock a bikini and fuck rappers…because she took her fat spoiled rich ass and made it more fucking rich…in ways that make no fucking sense…except maybe when looking at her photoshopped skinny in recent Mexico photoshoots, that I can’t appreciate, unless they end in blood shed….I’m talking her being decapitated by a drug cartel, or border patrol shooting her confusing her for a wet back jumping fence, or even killed by a Mexican village for a pig roast cuz they confuse her for being the pig she fucking is…unfortunately, I have to use my imagination for that…here are the pics.

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Mariah Cary’s Promo Pic for Idol is Amazing of the Day

Mariah Carey is the new America Idol judge and this is the photoshopped masterpiece that reminds me a bit of Toddlers in Tiaras and a bit of a drag show and a bit of a wax museum exhibit because let’s face it…this is up on some serious clown shit….and I love it…. The real question is how American Idol is still on TV after all these years of failure…but I am hoping Mariah Carey is the final nail in the coffin….sometimes sinking ships are fun to watch….

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Mariah Cary’s Promo Pic for Idol is Amazing of the Day

Mariah Cary’s Promo Pic for Idol is Amazing of the Day

Mariah Carey is the new America Idol judge and this is the photoshopped masterpiece that reminds me a bit of Toddlers in Tiaras and a bit of a drag show and a bit of a wax museum exhibit because let’s face it…this is up on some serious clown shit….and I love it…. The real question is how American Idol is still on TV after all these years of failure…but I am hoping Mariah Carey is the final nail in the coffin….sometimes sinking ships are fun to watch….

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Candice Swanepoel Hot See Through Dress of the Day

There was some fashion event a few days ago, or even last week, that I didn’t bother paying attention to, despite loving models….mainly because the fashion industry doesn’t embrace me as a fashion site, they don’t give me the million dollar ad deals, and they don’t invite me to their bullshit….but I do love models…so I can’t boycot the shit…even though I should for the disrespect they show me….especially when the hottest bitches, like Candice Swanepoel HIV Probable thanks to getting fucked up the ass when she was 14 but the slaves on her South African Farm….show up showing some nipple in a see through….Solid fucking performance that puts her photoshopped for the Christians Victoria’s Secret campaigns to fucking shame…good times TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is amazing….. Kate Upon may get all the attention on deservingly thanks to her sloppy body that is just waiting to Anna Nicole Smith on her…..while this bitch Emily Rata-who fucking cares about her weird Jewish Polish Eastern European name, just look at her fucking body…..is the 19 year old ass and titties I am lookin’ out for….and unlike Kate Upton and her photoshopped nipples that must be big and weird nipples….cuz why else would she photoshop them out….you know cuz they are prepared to be the obesity she will become…while this Emily Rata bitch already gets naked in pictures and she’s spectacular in both her amazing pussy and the rest of her…..look out for this one…she’s who matters…and here she is modeling bikinis….unfortunately not on my penis….

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Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Titties in Red for Vogue of the Day

Fuck J.Lo. I hate this bitch and I have no idea why I am posting pictures of her photoshopped, push up bra tits…I can only blame my self destructive behavior and self-hatred….punishing myself by getting behind some over-hyped, underserving cunt, who pays people to call her the most beautiful person in the world….and by people I mean the magazine…and the whole lie is fucking offensive….I don’t see why she doesn’t just fucking retire and age gracefully, these old tired cunts killing it into their 50s….take your fucking money and relax….even if your egos and attention craving needs are screaming to be on stage….retire…we don’t want to fucking see your stupid face…at least I don’t…except when I feel like punishing myself….like right now…. Here’s the video if you care….and you shouldn’t.

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In Mother Russia, Bikini Wears You

The lineup for the 2011 edition of spanktastic classic Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was announced last night on the Late Show with David Letterman ! This year’s cover cutie is 25-year-old model Irina Shayk ; this is her fifth appearance in the Swimsuit Issue, but her first time on the cover. The lovely Irina, born Irina Shaykhlislamova (say that three times fast), hails from the province of Chelyabinsk, Russia, where it is decidedly too cold to frolic in a bikini. Luckily someone had the good sense to send her to Hawaii, where she was photographed for Sports Illustrated in a series of skimpy bikinis. Irina caused a stir last year by suing GQ Spain , claiming the magazine Photoshopped “tasteful” photos of her in a lingerie bodysuit to create the illusion that she had been snapped in the buff. C’mon, Irina, embrace your naked body. We’d sure like to. When Irina comes to her senses and appears nude, she’ll be in good company. 1985 cover girl Paulina Porizkova lost her bikini top in the films Thursday and Knots , and 3-time cover girl Elle Macpherson embraced the three B’s in 1994’s Sirens . More sandy sirens after the jump!

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Coco’s Fat Ass and Titties Still Hustlin’ of the Day

There is really nothing hot about Coco for anyone who isn’t black….The only thing good about her is that she poses half naked for attention and I’m always up for that…even if her body is something of a cartoon character of what a body is supposed to look like…on some Jessica Rabbit shit that isn’t all that hot in anyway, unless you are black…but it’s still worth lookin at….

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Coco’s Fat Ass and Titties Still Hustlin’ of the Day

Some Victoria’s Secret Bitches in Lingerie of the Day

Victoria’s Secret sucks. They have the potential to do such great things with some of the best pussy around. Sure they get them half naked, but it’s always the same stupid poses, I want them to next level this shit, evolve it a bit, cuz it’s getting fucking boring….especially when I know these girls are all more than happy to get on all fours, or be edgy as fuck, cuz they’re Victoria’s Secret girls, they’ve already made it… 21 year old Erin Heatherton, a nice Jewish girl for you Jewish guys to fantasize about marrying, instead of the nice Jewish girl you met in law school who looks like a troll, cuz you only want to marry Jewish to have Jewish babies, and there hot jewish girls go for the winners who don’t read sites like this… Adriana Lima is going to retire soon, so take her photoshopped mom body in while you still can, because there was a time when she represented everything good about Catholicism, like the wholesome child of god who takes it up the ass and sucks dicks like a pro cuz she didn’t get lazy like the other cunt who just lay there and fuck you instead of rockin’ your cock with their mouth, if you know what I mean… Candice Swanepoel is the South African who I would have unprotected sex with, despite the bad press South Africa and it’s high Aids rate gets, and I’m not just saying that cuz I know HIV doesn’t actually exist and is just a lie made up from the media to deter us from hiring South African prostitutes to focus on domestic prostitution…It’s racism…This bitch is getting so much press cuz of her nice round ass and it makes perfect sense to me…

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Caroline Wozniaki Playing Tennis of the Day

I have a tennis fetish…not because I find tennis players all that hot…although there are some pretty athletic and feminine lookin’ players who don’t look like they are reliving the movie Ladybug by tuckin in their dicks….and not because it’s some high society sport you’d expect to find all the WASP rich girls who won’t fuck you cuz you look dirty and homeless and would rather fuck a black gangster to piss off their Doctor, Lawyer, Business Man dads….but because the sounds that come out of these women can be easily visualized as moans, grunts, screams of orgasmic bliss, coupled with constant panty flashing, sweaty camel toe and hard nipple, even if the bitch isn’t all that hot, I’m fucking sold and I have been for over a decade….I actually watch this shit on TV at sports bars…and I hate sports…but for some reason I call erotica…along with figure skating in the winter…tennis has me hooked. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This LInk GO

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Caroline Wozniaki Playing Tennis of the Day