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Jennifer Aniston Photoshopped Baby of the Day

People are talking about Jennifer Aniston’s photoshoot for Allure’s cover, because she’s old, unable to get pregant because no dude is crazy enough to lock himself down to her high maintenance ass, except maybe a bunch of dudes, like me, who she wants nothing to do with, cuz she’s trying to upstage Brad Pitt, cuz he upstaged her…. So her fantasy of babies has gone to far, and now she’s posing for infantilism erotica, teddy bear and open shirt, sexing up the idea of infancy in a mainstream magazine, and unfortunately, she kept the diaper changing for the privacy of her own bedroom… The sick thing in all this is that I know at least one person is jerking off to this photoshopped monster looking pussy…because that one person is me….not cuz I like little topless kids or 45 year old infertile bitches playing them….but because I like desperation…. Here is a video of some very very gay dude talking about the shoot with his very very weird dick sucking mouth….and speech impedement… Here is another one of the creepy yet highly enjoyable bottom feeding shots…

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Pam Anderson’s Playboy Cover of the Day

No this isn’t a blast from the past, it is Pam Anderson holding onto the past, because the only thing that ever really did anything for her was her Playboy job, since then, it’s been all down hill, especially now. From Dancing with the Stars to being cast on some India Big Brother, she’s desperate, so seeing her photoshopped to shit like she’s not 50 years old with hepatitis is funny…but I don’t have the nude pics…Playboy is holding out on me because I guess they know everyone is gonna point and laugh when it hits on Friday, making this their biggest issue in a long time…but here are some cropped pics to give you a preview of what to expect…. The biggest joke in all this is that she wrote a poem to go with her bottom feeding. I didn’t read it, but I will post it…

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The Kardashian’s Christmas Card of the Day

What the fuck is going on in this photoshopped to shit Kardashian Christmas card but I know it’s really obnoxious, trashy, tacky, embarrassing, hysterical, maybe even erotic cuz you know how much dick has been inside these lazy bitches as they lived off their OJ trial inheritance before becoming pornstars with black dudes….it is so bad that it has got to be a joke…. The good news is that it is the season of Christmas Miracles and if that is true, then maybe we’ll be lucky enough for them to get in a bus accident on the way to church or wherever the fuck they go as a group, where they are all in the same place at the same time…it’s one of those Goodwill toward man situations that I’ve got on my Christmas list along with the ability to get an erection and a decent pussy to use that erection on as well as winning the lottery, a luxury villa, my wife’s mysterious disappearance and much more good stuff I’ll have to get into over the next week cuz I can’t give out all my Christmas Cheer in one shitty Kardashian Christmas card post…. To See The Rest of these Pics Follow This Link

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New Black Swan Poster Catches Natalie Portman Red-Handed

Just as the near-instant awards buzz for Black Swan after its Venice and Toronto premieres begat a (slightly) more focused marketing showcase for Natalie Portman, last week’s rapturously received AFI Fest premiere has yielded its own new poster. Which I really like! Except for what looks like the severed arm from 127 Hours Photoshopped at the bottom.

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Kimora Lee Simmons Gets Super Photoshopped in Perfume Ad

What happened here? Check out that impossible waist! And those missing hips! Or that brand new face shape and those extra long Barbie legs! From Huffington Post: Kimora Lee Simmons looks a little strangely proportioned in the new advertisement for “Dare Me” perfume. Simmons told WWD that the “message with this fragrance is empowerment and self-reliance,” which makes things all the more interesting if Simmons’s ad was airbrushed. Or–as The Cut proposes–that her head was Photoshopped onto another model’s body. You did it again, you Photoshop editors! © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2010. | Permalink | No comment Tags: lol , makeover , OMG , Photoshop , wow Related posts Taylor Swift’s Oops! Cover Is… (64) Who’s This Girl? (43) Sarah Jessica Parker Gets the Photoshop Treatment Yet Again (28) Mischa’s Actual Figure Is… (40) Madonna Gets a Virtual Makeover (33)

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Britney’s Cadie’s Ads – Before and After Photoshop

Every time Britney releases a new batch of Candie’s ads, many notice that the girl in the pink ads is not an accurate representation of the real Britney. More precisely, she is a slimmerized, plastified, photshopped version of Britney . But here’s a brave move: Britney allowed us to see the pre-retouch Candie’s photos and to compare them with the final results. From Daily Mail (who points out some of the differences between the pictures): Britney Spears has allowed the pre-airbrushed images from a shoot she took part in for fashion firm Candie’s to be used ALONGSIDE the digitally-altered ones, so people can see the difference. The 29-year-old singer made the extraordinary move in order to highlight the pressure exerted on women to look perfect. What are your thoughts? See one more before and after comparison after the jump!   … Read the rest of Britney’s Cadie’s Ads – Before and After Photoshop © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2010. | Permalink | No comment Tags: bikini , cellulite , Photoshop , slimmer Related posts Sienna’s Real Bikini Body Is… (27) Mariah Carey Gets Photoshopped Yet Again (5) Vida Guerra’s Bikini Body + Measurements (90) Valerie Bertinelli Shows Off Her Bikini Body in People Magazine, Part 2 (7) UPDATE: Kim Kardashian Before and After Photoshop (17)

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Even Kourtney Kardashian Calls Out OK! Weekly

It’s one of the more pathetic supermarket tabloids out there, as OK! Weekly often picks from the bottom of the gosisp trash pile when selecting its cover stories. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have broken up about a dozen times over the last six months, according to the magazine, for example

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The FBI’s Awful Bin Laden PhotoShop

The FBI is still using a highly embarrassing “age-progressed” PhotoShop of bin Laden on its Most Wanted page.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Catalog Pictures of the Day

If you can jerk off to these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio’s hot mom body in lingerie, you’re either a 14 year old, or a fucking skilled masturbator, because in this era of internet porn I need a hell of a lot more pussy lip to get me going, even if that pussy lip was ravaged and beat the fuck up by passing a baby through it… This photoshopped bullshit just leaves me unsatisfied and annoyed because I want to see what her actual body looks like, because I know shit is pretty fucking good without the bullshit post production shit that makes it look like she’s a fucking plastic sex doll….that said here she is in some lingerie for some catalog…. Bonus – Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr for what I can only assume is the same catalog and she’s lookin’ alright…

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Russian Subway of Horror

Photoshopped or not, these will be added to the list of reasons why I don't want to use the Russian underground. Yes, I have a list.

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