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Here’s one for all you booty lovers out there: Carmen Ortega made the cover of some magazine I’ve never heard of before called Always Therro , and I’ve got the pictures for you in case you missed it on newsstands. I’m always worried that one of these days Carmen is going to take exception to all the times I’ve called her body juicy or meaty in the past, although in my defense, I mean it as a compliment. Don’t women love it when you tell them they’re stacked in the front meat department? That’s not a rhetorical question. I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

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Carmen Ortega’s Juicy New Photoshoot