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The Great Lorax/John Carter Hypocrisy

Stephanie Zacharek already kind of addressed this phenomenon in her review , but as John Carter postmortems go, yeesh : “[W]hat’s really sad is when you look at the Rotten Tomatoes pages for The Lorax and John Carter . Among ‘top critics,’ The Lorax has a 48 percent fresh rating, and most of the reviews I’ve seen have been pretty respectful. (Except for the New Yorker , which says ‘The badness of the picture is a shock,’ and the New York Times , which called it ‘a noisy, useless piece of junk.’) And critics pretty much piled onto John Carter — among ‘top critics,’ it’s at 35 percent fresh, with people outright gloating about how expensive it was and how much it falls short. It’s like there’s a collective agreement that The Lorax is too big and too much of a mainstream juggernaut to call out — but the herd decided it was okay to feed on John Carter .” [ io9 ]

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Erin Heatherton Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who is normally photoshopped to the tits in bras that make her look like she has tits…and not just these little round amazing likely implants tits….you know rocking those shitty catalog shots for Victoria’s Secret…..but she decided to say no to the make-up artist, the professional photographer, the photoshop, the lighting and the money, and give us a free glimpse into the real Erin Heatherton, secure with herself cuz she’s a fucking Victoria’s Secret model, working for fucking free….making this the equivalent of running into Frank Sinatra busking in the subway station…pre-death….if you know what I mean…..only far more sexually arrousing, despite being far less interesting….Who fucking cares about this bullshit….it’s a bitch who’s life and career is about being half naked….half naked…in shit quality pics…fuck her.

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Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Wife’s Stupid Fat Redneck Tits of the Day

This picture changed my fucking life.

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Porn Star Katie Morgan Slips a Nip on Twitter [PIC]

If somebody takes off their clothes for a living, does it even count as a nip slip? Just think of it this way: just because you can eat an entire chocolate bar whenever you feel like it, that doesn’t make a chocolate chip any less sweet. Speaking of chocolate, if you’re wondering, it really was Katie Morgan ‘s birthday when she tweeted this pic late Saturday night (check out where cake meets boob on the far right side of the picture for the nip). Happy belated birthday, Katie, and many slappy returns from all of us at Skin Central! See more from bubbly blonde porn star Katie Morgan right here at MrSkin.com

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Bobbi Kristina & Boyfriend Nick Gordon Announce Their Relationship At BBQ

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Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina and Whitney’s adopted son Nick Gordon confirmed their relationship to her friends at a BBQ over the weekend, and no one believed it until the two kissed in front of everyone. One friend felt the “relationship” was the result of each of them taking the death of Whitney hard, but they both brushed off that notion. After the announcement folks ate in silence and slipped away from the scene. Can we say awkward! SOURCE RELATED: Whitney Houston’s Mother Cissy Kicks Out “Secret Son” From Atlanta Home Man Accused Of Taking Casket Picture Of Whitney Houston Speaks Out! Identity Of Person Who Leaked Whitney Houston Casket Photo Revealed Ray J Finally Breaks His Silence Cissy Houston Confronts Culprit Who Took Photo Of Whitney In Casket Oprah Interviews The Houston Family [VIDEO] Bobbi Kristina: “It’s A Lot Of Pressure But She Prepared Me For It” [VIDEO] Whitney Houston Leaves Everything To Bobbi Kristina In Will Houston Family Sells Funeral Coverage For Bobbi Kristina Whitney Houston Laid To Rest Beside Her Father [PHOTOS & VIDEO] Bobby Brown Releases Statement On Why He Left Whitney’s Funeral [VIDEO] Whitney Houston Celebrated At Funeral [PHOTOS & VIDEO]

Bobbi Kristina & Boyfriend Nick Gordon Announce Their Relationship At BBQ

Snoop Dogg’s Next Album Will Show His ‘Loving, Caring’ Side

‘It’s like the reincarnation and the birth of me becoming who I really am,’ MC tells MTV News at South by Southwest. By Rob Markman, with additional reporting by James Montgomery Snoop Dogg Photo: MTV News Maybe murder isn’t the case after all? Eleven solo albums into his career, Snoop Dogg insists that fans have yet to see the real him, but on his next album, he hopes to change all of that. “It’s a project where it’s more about the element of surprise, but at the same time it’ll be talked about in due time,” Snoop told MTV News this weekend at the South by Southwest music festival in Austin, Texas. “It’s special; it’s a real special project to me because it’s like the reincarnation and the birth of me becoming who I really am.” On his 1993 multiplatinum debut album Doggystyle, the Long Beach, California, MC became the poster child for gangsta rap, while simultaneously fighting a real-life murder case, which helped add to his mystique. Through the years, Snoop began to slowly back away from that hardened street image and began landing notable endorsements and movie roles. His 2007 reality show “Snoop Dogg’s Father Hood” painted the picture of Snoop the family man. And with his next LP, the Doggfather plans to evolve even more. “I never really knew who I was through the music,” Snoop admitted. “I was always a very peaceful, kind, loving, caring individual and making music to symbolize that sometimes never was my key.” The global rap star doesn’t elaborate on exactly how the music will change, but it’s clear he has an eye toward the future, hoping to ensure some more longevity for himself. “This record, and this project will symbolize that and gives me the opportunity to step into the world of the stadium and then do those kind of songs that last 40, 50 years to go along with what I’ve already done,” he said. Are you looking forward to hearing a more loving and caring Snopp Dogg? Tell us in the comments. Related Videos South by Southwest 2012 Related Artists Snoop Dogg

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Thank you to everyone who helped me tweet my video to Justin…

Thank you to everyone who helped me tweet my video to Justin & who participated in it. Without you guys I would’ve never gotten this opportunity. And to all of you who are still waiting for your chance, it will happen. I promise you that. You honestly have to keep fighting for what you want and believe in. It may take some time but trust me, in the end it does pay off. Dreams honestly do come true. You just have to say Never Say Never, keep your head held high, and strive for them. Dreams big and most importantly listen to Justin…. NEVER SAY NEVER. Anythings possible. Thank you so much again Justin and everyone. I love you guys!! ♥  – @IBIEBERHOLIC  (Kendall) Here is the ‘Happy 18th Birthday Justin’ fan video I made that Justin re-tweeted  Want to see my reaction of Justin re-tweeting me? Click here Video of me on Conan’s Show Read the original: Thank you to everyone who helped me tweet my video to Justin…

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My name is Emily and I’m here to finally share my AMAZING…

My name is Emily and I’m here to finally share my AMAZING Bieber experience with everyone! But before I start, I just want to say if you are reading these stories and haven’t met Justin yet, wipe those tears away from your eyes because it will happen! I used to be one of those people that came on here and got all depressed because I thought I would never get to meet Justin but LOOK AT ME NOW B*TCH! Every Belieber deserves to meet him and all Beliebers WILL meet him! It all started on the morning of February 13 th  2012 when I was on my way to school. My belieber buddy Reiko and I were walking when I got a call from my other Belieber buddy Angeliesse saying that Justin was in NYC with Selena Gomez and that she knew where his hotel was! After almost going into cardiac arrest (not really) I told Reiko the amazing news and we headed back onto the train in hopes of meeting our inspiration JUSTIN BIEBER! Keep in mind that this has been our dream for well…what feels like forever! We get off the train, met up with Angeliesse, had a spaz party and then went to his hotel! When we got there, there were a few other Beliebers waiting and ya know how we do, we are a family we connected like that! Within the first 15 minutes of being there, a beautiful black escalade pulled up and we all knew whose car that was! A few minutes after the car came, out of the hotel comes Justin freaking Bieber with Moshe (white Kenny)! I don’t know how we did this but all of us stayed calm and walked over to him and asked for pictures. Just a random little fact to put out there, Moshe was holding a laptop that I assume was Justin’s because it said SWAG in big letters on the front. Anyway, like the gentleman he is, Justin stopped to take pictures with us and was almost done until a ummm how do I put this politely….. a VERY VERY VERY annoying paparazzi came in Justin’s face with a camera and obnoxiously started taking pictures. Understandably, Justin jumped in his car. Although Angeliesse got her picture with him, Reiko and I were devastated that we didn’t get a picture. After Justin went in the car, the same paparazzi that ruined everything kept tapping on his window and taking pictures. Finally Justin opened the door of the escalade and said “STOP IT!” the man kept on taking pictures and knocking on the windows and Justin again opened the door and said, “I said to stop it, GO AWAY!”  The crazy man still didn’t stop, so me being the belieber that I am, I went over to the paparazzi and pushed him away from the car and said “Justin said to stop alright?” I don’t know if Justin saw this even though his car was right there, but even if he didn’t I am proud that I did that because NOBODY MESSES WITH JUSTIN! I’m not a violent person at all but what had to be done had to be done! So once the car left, Reiko and I were so upset we missed our chance. One of the other Beliebers there came up to us and said, “You guys will get your pictures! I promise!” That was so sweet of her but we were still pretty doubtful about it. As hours went by Reiko and I were still waiting outside the hotel praying that we would be able to catch him when he came back. A lot later in the day, at around 3pm. We see Kenny Hamilton a few times, take a picture with him as well as Moshe! As time started to pass, more and more fans started showing up and we were really upset because we thought we had no chance. BUT…. Are you ready???? Ok, at around 3:30pm, out comes Justin from the hotel looking AMAZING! He was off going to meet that adorable little Ms. Bieber girl but before he did he spent a little time with his fans! He was in the best mood ever! Talking to his fans, and being so adorable! Finally it was my turn to take a picture with him and I was speechless! It was a little hectic and I didn’t get to say anything but getting a picture was more than enough! After the picture was taken he patted me on the back and I could’ve just melted! When he was done and got into his car, I went over to the window just to see him one last time. I blew a kiss at him and HE BLEW ONE BACK RIGHT AT ME!!!! I always knew Justin was an amazing person from the way he carries himself everyday as he is being watched over and criticized by the world, but seeing him in person that day, and the way he interacted with his fans, and how he truly loves them shows what a great role model and inspiration he really is. So Justin, if you are reading this by any chance. I LOVE YOU! Thank you for being able to stay grounded in this crazy dream you are living! And to the fans who are reading this NEVER SAY NEVER! -@22EmilyBieber22 Read the original here: My name is Emily and I’m here to finally share my AMAZING…

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REVIEW: Jeff, Who Lives at Home Finds Moments of Grace Amid Forced Cosmic Coincidences

You have to admire the chutzpah, if not necessarily the filmmaking skills, of Jay and Mark Duplass, the duo behind the stay-at-home-son comedy-drama Jeff, Who Lives at Home . With their 2005 debut, The Puffy Chair , the Duplass brothers took an uninteresting story fleshed out with lackadaisical dialogue and, using barely rudimentary camera skills, fashioned a noodly tale about love, life and relationships. It’s easier, maybe, to admire the Duplasses’ boldness more than the actual product, but you have to say this much for them: They sure do keep moving. Jeff, Who Lives at Home is the duo’s fourth feature, and if their sense of craftsmanship hasn’t grown by leaps and bounds in the past seven years, it has surely improved. Which raises the question: At what point do we stop applauding the Duplass brothers for their gumption and stick-to-itiveness and admit that, maybe, their storytelling just isn’t so hot? Or that their characters sometimes seem more like groovy-cute constructs than believable people? For example, the protagonist of Jeff, Who Lives at Home , played by Jason Segal, believes that everything and everyone in the universe is interconnected. Why? Because he keeps watching M. Night Shyamalan’s Signs over and over again. In the movie’s prologue, we hear him in voiceover as he writes in his diary, “It keeps getting better every time I see it.” Even if the movie’s title didn’t give it all away, you could probably guess that’s a setup for a story about a schleppy 30-ish guy who still lives at home with his mother (in this case, Susan Sarandon) but who will somehow find his purpose in life – his own sense of interconnectedness – during the course of the movie. And you’d be right. The whole conceit feels a little too manicured, too neat, even though the filmmaking around it is still pretty Duplassy – in other words, its earmarks are lots of (somewhat) shaky handheld camera moves and a decidedly uncinematic sense of composition. But there is, at least, a story here, and Jeff, Who Lives at Home suggests that the Duplass brothers really do want their movies to be better and better. Like the duo’s last movie, the 2010 Cyrus , Jeff deals with an adult son who isn’t, for vague yet understandable reasons, quite equipped to live in the real world. Sarandon’s Sharon, hoping to give him at least some purpose in life, just wants him to help out a little around the house – she sends him on a mission to buy some wood glue to repair a cupboard door’s broken slat. Jeff heads out to the store via bus, gazing out the window in a state of semi-wonder as it makes its way past some of the nondescript gas stations and fast-food eateries of Baton Rouge. He never makes it to the store: A mishap surrounding his certainty that the name “Kevin” is somehow of cosmic significance leads him into contact with his estranged brother, Pat (Ed Helms), whose wife, Linda (Judy Greer), has just given him the gate for being a fiscally irresponsible loser. (She seems to be right.) Jeff and Pat forge a tentative reconnection, reminiscing about their dead father and gradually – perhaps too gradually – wending their way toward a climax that gives real meaning to their lives. There’s some genuine sweetness in this story: Jeff may be a clueless galoot who overthinks everything, but he’s really searching for something here, and as Segel plays him, he does have a degree of lumpy charm. But even though much of the dialogue in Jeff is improvised, there’s still something deeply calculated about the picture: It has the distinction of feeling unshaped and sloppy and at the same time meticulously planned out in terms of what it’s asking us to feel. The picture demands that we feel protective of Jeff, and so we do. But we’re also supposed to find it gratifying when Jeff learns that the signs he’s learned to read by watching Signs really are signs. How you feel about the ending of Jeff, Who Lives at Home will depend on your capacity for cosmic delight, but I will say that one man’s date with destiny is just another man’s handy plot device. still, there’s one area in which the Duplasses’ instincts serve them well: The movie features a subplot in which Sharon learns she has a secret admirer at work. She’s pleased and flattered, but she has no clue who it is, and she shares her flutter of confusion with her co-worker and friend, Carol (played, with marvelous suppleness and grace, by Rae Dawn Chong). Everything Sarandon does here feels believable and natural — that’s in addition to the fact that she looks lovely, like a woman who’s happy to be living in her own skin instead of trying to shape it into a mask. She’s the kind of actress who can do a lot with a little, and it’s a pleasure to watch the way small gradations of feeling play across her face like the shifting sunlight on a half-cloudy, half-bright day. Her scenes with Chong (whom the Duplass brothers, God love them, also cast in Cyrus ) are superb, and they suggest that the Duplasses’ improvisational MO can work beautifully with the right kind of actors. Like the Duplass brother’s other movies, Jeff, Who Lives at Home worships at the altar of the small moment, without recognizing that some moments are just, well, small. But occasionally, the Duplasses hold their cracked magnifying glass up to something very real. And oddly enough, it’s the crack that makes all the difference. Follow Stephanie Zacharek on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Inessential Essentials: Last Temptation of Christ on Blu-ray

Movieline is pleased to introduce Inessential Essentials, a regular feature about some of the most intriguing — if not necessarily most obvious — new home-viewing options on the market. We begin today with a film practically doomed by controversy a quarter-century ago, resurrected for DVD and finally given the treatment it truly deserves this week on Blu-ray. — Ed. What’s the Film : The Last Temptation of Christ (1988), new on Blu-ray via Criterion Collection Why it’s an Inessential Essential : Adapted from Nikos Kazantzakis’s novel by the same, The Last Temptation of Christ is a moving and heart-felt testament of religious faith. It’s also probably not the first film you’d think of when you think of when you think of Martin Scorsese’s filmography. Temptation follows Jesus of Nazareth (Willem Dafoe) in his long journey from looking at God’s presence as “the ultimate headache,” to quote Temptation screenwriter Paul Schrader, towards seeing death in the service of God as an act of divine mercy. The Last Temptation of Christ isn’t the only film of Scorsese’s to focus on a troubled protagonist’s spiritual crisis. Like several of Scorsese’s protagonists, Jesus gradually comes to understand the difference between how he can behave and how he should behave according to his moral principles. He’s a man first, and only by film’s end does he really become the messiah, too. Still, because of its sexual implications, the film was a source of major controversy when it was released in 1988 and even before then when Scorsese originally tried unsuccessfully to make The Last Temptation of Christ with Paramount Studios in 1983 on a considerably bigger budget. According to David Ehrenstein’s liner notes, Scorsese was told he could make the picture with a budget of $15-20 million. But then a letter-writing campaign from Christian fundamentalists stopped the 1983 production dead in its tracks. Scorsese would go on to make Temptation with a considerably smaller $7 million with Universal Studios. Nearly 25 years later, as comedian Billy Crystal “joked” during the most recent Oscars telecast, Scorsese is still always going to be the guy that did Goodfellas and other “crime pictures.” How the DVD/Blu Makes the Case for the Film : Predictably enough for a Criterion release, the Blu-ray features a number of exceptional special features, including a terrific audio commentary track that selectively alternates between Scorsese, Schrader, Dafoe and screenwriter Jay Cocks. The track is especially good since it only lets any one of these four talking heads speak when they have something worth saying, such as when Scorsese explains the background behind Mary Magdalene’s tattoos, or Cocks’s description of Scorsese’s filmmaking approach: “The simplest, most direct way is usually the most heart-felt, the way which technology can interfere the least in the way of the emotion.” Both the Criterion Collection’s DVD and Blu-Ray releases of The Last Temptation of Christ also feature a decent interview with Peter Gabriel, who scored the film. Gabriel talks a little about how he and Scorsese worked toward “avoid[ing] the clichés of Christ goes to the movies […] Marty had some strong opinions of some people he wanted me to integrate and whose work he wanted me to play with. I spent some time in the National Sound Archive doing some research and trying to educate myself a bit. And although I didn’t try and master Arabic scales, I was just trying to soak in some of the feelings and find key performers that could bring power and passion.” Other Interesting Trivia : Also according to Ehrenstein’s liner notes, director Franco Zeffirelli pulled his Young Toscanini from the 1988 Venice Film Festival line-up when he heard that Temptation would also be screening that year. Zeffirelli hadn’t yet seen Scorsese’s film when he made that appropriately theatrical gesture. But he still was outraged by Temptation , saying that it was “truly horrible and completely deranged.”

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