These pictures of Rihanna having lunch in what may be a bikini would have been better if they were taken at the deportation department at the immigration office…you know cuz I find her irritating and it’d be nice to see her sent back to her lovely island only to leave American pop culture alone, like the refuge she technically is…stealing jobs from our locals….they’d also be better if her bikini wasn’t a bikini but swimwear more of the nudist beach variety….cuz I’d rather see a bitch’s pussy that this mess, cuz whether I find her hot or not,really doens’t matter, since pussy is really what makes the world go round…or at least what got Rihanna work when she teenage prostituted herself to the right person….totally overrated trash…good times…
I don’t have the rights to post this picture – so I posted this youtube video to make up for the fact that I can’t showcase her great, huge, natural tits in a white bikini, and I love white bikinis… After spending countless hours outside the abortion clinic back when seeing who got abortions was porno to me, cuz knowing a bitch is willing to abort at any age, is knowing you won’t get stuck paying child support…it was really a stretch of a fetish, but it worked for me cuz I realized I really love a post abortion glow….it is like torment and guilt on some, other bitches don’t care and know it’s just a procedure they deal with cuz they are sluts….coupled with freedom for all….especially the poor dudes sitting with them who I could tell always wanted to give me a High Five…. That’s not to say that Kelly Brook actually had an abortion, but it is to say that I’m pretty sure she did, cuz she figured “I finally made it and only have a minute or two left at this, why ruin it with the fatness and damage of a baby, I still got eggs in me, let’s do this when the hype dies down and I’m sitting on a pile of money”…. And here she is in a bikini… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
‘I just wanted to go in and paint the picture for the streets,’ the ‘Tony Montana’ MC tells Mixtape Daily. By Rob Markman, with reporting by James Smith Future Photo: MTV News Main Pick Headliner : Future Representing : Atlanta Mixtape : True Story Real Spit : The future is hard to predict, but the mixtape scene down South has long been a crystal ball of sorts when it comes to gauging new rap talent. And if his street buzz is any indication, Atlanta representative Future has plenty of bright days ahead. After establishing his sound on the DJ Scream-hosted 1000 and Dirty Sprite tapes and, of course, on the chorus on YC’s infectious “Racks,” Future has returned with his latest mixtape, True Story. “The mixtape True Story, everything on it from the beginning to the end is based on a very true story, and I just wanted to go in and paint the picture for the streets,” the rapper told Mixtape Daily. Raised in the infamous Zone 6 section of Atlanta, Future found musical inspiration in the form of his cousin Rico Wade of the Dungeon Family (Outkast, Goodie Mob). It was Future’s producer cousin who encouraged him to hone his writing abilities and that support ultimately led to the MC putting out local favorites like “Watch This,” “Yeah, Yeah” and the ladies anthem “Stand.” On True Story, Future puts his pen on full display, crafting catchy hooks over dirty southern bounce beats. The results are enjoyable, the subject matter varied. There’s the strip-club inspired “Magic” and the hustler’s ode, “Tony Montana.” On “Long Time Coming,” Future gets nostalgic and writes a letter to a lost love. Waka Flocka Flame and Scooter assist on the lighthearted “Annoying,” and newly signed G-Unit member Shawty Lo helps out on the lost-homey dedication “Bigger Picture.” While True Story chronicles the rapper’s sometimes difficult come-up, it does provide some hope that the days to come for Future will be worth the struggle. Joints to Check For
She’s off the small screen, but might Oprah Winfrey play a role in big screen affairs next year? Motion Picture Academy sources tell The Chicago Sun-Times that the former talk show host is in contention to host the 2012 Academy Awards. The event will be broadcast on ABC, which has a close relationship with Oprah, and a deal could even be finagled that would give OWN exclusive rights to some kind of post-Oscars telecast. Such a deal would be a boon to the struggling network and might be the only reason Oprah would consider the gig. No matter what direction the Oscars choose, it’s a lock the next host will be more entertaining than the last two . Do you think Oprah should host the show?
The story is that Paris Hilton has a stalker…..I know it is already not believable…cuz 98 percent of the world forgets Paris Hilton exists…but apparently she does, and motherfucker has a restraining order against him that he just violated. His name is James Rainford and I’m calling that he’s an aspiring actor hired to play a stalker for this bitch to get some media attention cuz the break-up, miscarriage, and whatever else she’s tried isn’t working…you see cuz we’ve evolved as an audience and scandals don’t phase us anymore…. Seriously, I will bet all my hooker money on the fact that this story is a complete fucking lie….and I don’t use my hooker money negligently…I make sure every penny is allocated to the proper pussy…not just thrown away, espeially not over Paris Hilton bottom feeding trash….he is a staffer doing it for some money, some fame, and I bet the police are in on it too….Hollywood is a fucking lie… But if he was seriously her stalker, he failed, cuz he shoulda killed her off when he had a chance, maybe even make a “Weekend at Bernie’s” sex tape with her, cuz as a stalker he should want to try to make the public love her like he loves her…you know giving us the best of both worlds, knowing we all hate her, that’s the only way….But none of that matters cuz it is all fake.
In case you are retarded, the picture I posted of Tyra Banks in a self-fulfilling prophecy fat suit from her insane and awkward and inappropriate show is not the bikini pictures of her in Mexico with some boyfriend who is fucking her cuz he’s black and can grasp fat women better than white guys, mainly cuz they can get at least 6 inches in, despite all the obstacles they have to avoid everytime they fuck, from gut to ass cheek, it’s a disaster…. I always knew that she had a fat chick waiting to eat the bucket of chicken the second her modeling contract ended, and that her victoria’s secret hype was all in the titties and that she in no way had any similarity to the black girl I watched watching in a white light fabric dress, all showing off her amazingly round, firm booty on a tall thin frame, and I always knew she’d have no problem finding cock cuz of the whole famous ex model shit, but I never really wanted to see all that play out in a bikini…and I know you’ll all be like “what’s the big deal”….and I’ll be like “She’s the big deal, literally”, cuz compared to your wife she’s hot…but then again so is a pile of dog shit shaped like a pussy… She is an ex-model….I have unrealistic expectations for her…cuz she made too much money for being a hot piece…and to throw it all away insults me…let’s lynch her. To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK
I feel so blessed to be writing yet another MBE but this time it features Selena! As some of you may know I met Justin last week at his Macy’s fragrance launch. My new MBE happened exactly one week after that. It all started when I heard Selena was in the city for press for her new movie ‘Monte Carlo’! I begged my dad to let me go one day out of the week she was going to be in NYC. Then I heard that Justin was with her! I didn’t want to get my hopes up but I was going to give it a shot and try my best. I knew where Justin and Selena were staying because my friend met them the day before and she was kind enough to tell me! I was the first one there and I was alone for about 10 minutes before I saw my friend @followcher. I stayed with her the rest of the day! About 5 more people showed up and there was only 7 of us. A few hours passed and my friend spotted Kenny walking out the door. I walked over and saw Justin! I said, “Justin can I please get a picture with you” really nicely. He looked over so at the point I didn’t think he was gonna say no and he said “Sure”. (By the way, as I was having my moment with Justin, Selena was by the car dancing because there was music playing out of the car haha she’s so adorable.) I went up to Justin said ‘hey’ and stood next to him. I tried to give my camera to someone to take the picture but no one was paying attention so Justin grabbed my camera and handed it to Kenny! He took the picture and then I said, “I love you, can I have a hug?” He said, “Haha aw love you too” and shook his head yes! So then I gave him a hug and I died. As the other girls where taking pics and what not, I turn to Kenny said, “Sup Kenny, I like your braces!!” He goes, “Hey thanks!” Hahahahahha Kenny is the best. Then I went over to Selena and said, “I love your new album!” she was like, “AW thanks for the support”! then I said, “I’m seeing you on your tour this summer and I can’t wait” She said, “AW THAT’S GREAT!!” I said “I’m so so so excited, it’s gonna be so fun” She said, “YAY!! See ya there” I was literally shaking for Selena. I asked her for a picture and she said sure. But GO FIGURE. Justin was walked by as the picture was being taken! Judging by his face, I think he knew he was about to get in the way hahahaha! I didn’t even notice until the girl who took the picture, handed me the camera, and they had already gotten in the car. I wish the girl who took the picture would have noticed and said something, but its all good! At least it was a funny picture and you can see my bag strap under Justin’s chin! Before I uploaded it, I marked it with my name and this was the only version I put up! I have been seeing it all over tumblr, the internet, fansites some claiming it’s theres, I don’t know how people took off my name though! I just wanted to clear that up cause a lot of people wanted to know the story behind the picture! Justin & Selena are honestly the nicest people ever, I am beyond grateful for my experience with them. It was really chill & we got to spend alone time with them talking. I just wanted to say they both really love their fans. I only wish them the best in their relationship if theres one thing I can tell you is Jelena is not fake. Justin seems so happy when with her, and Selena seems so happy with him. Never give up never in a million years would I have thought this would happen. – @danarosee Continued here: I feel so blessed to be writing yet another MBE but this time…
I have loved and believed in Justin Bieber for so long. He’s made me cry from happiness and given me hope when I was completely bummed out on whatever I was going through in life. It’s not just that he’s famous and completely and utter hotty, it’s the fact that he has so much in him that attracts you to want him. My biggest wish is to meet him one day, actually have a conversation and hang out. So that I can find his faults and he can see what I can be like instead of seeing me as some crazy fan. Hey, my name’s Natasha. No, I didn’t meet Justin Bieber, although I did meet Scooter Braun. I tried getting a concert ticket to see Justin Bieber but they sold out so quickly I never had the change to buy one. I had to try everything I could to get my hands on a ticket. I registered into competitions, I searched eBay, I asked friends and then one night a friend had two! She was selling them last minute because she had extras. I told my parents, they said yes but when I got back to her, she had already sold them. I didn’t win any of the contests and was left devastated and crying. My dad suggested we go to the entertainment centre the night of Bieb’s concert to see if anybody had a ticket they were selling. We got ready and went. I was stressing and honestly didn’t have much hope at all. We probably stayed there for about 2 hours, but when it got to 7:30pm I decided it was probably time to give up. I sat down and tried not to cry or stress anymore but a second later a guy appears. He just looked like an ordinary guy that was taking his daughter in or something. He said, ”Hey, do you have a ticket?” ”Um, nope..” (I wasn’t sure who he was and didn’t exactly know why he was talking to me) Then he said, “Never say never right?” ”Hah.. yeah, just seeing if we can find some last minute tickets” He then waved over to a guy in a hoodie who came over . As soon as he took off his hoodie and I could see his face, I knew who he was. Scooter Braun , was standing right infront of me, I WAS GOING CRAZY, but I didn’t show it haha. The guy said, “This is Scooter Braun” and I was like, ”I KNOW!!!!” All of a sudden, Scooter Braun handed me the ticket. I blurted out, ”OMG REALLY!? ARGH! CAN I HUG YOU”, but without a reply, I still jumped up and hugged him. He told me to quickly hurry because the concert had already started but Justin hadn’t come out yet. It was the last ticket he had, so my dad just waited in the car. I explained exactly what happened to my dad and told him I’d call him after the concert, hugged him and went in. Scooter said, “It’s just like you’re in the movie!” The other guy who talked to me first turned out to be Justin Bieber’s drum tech. I had a bit of a conversation with him about how there time has been in Brisbane and whatever I could really talk about since I was so excited and trying not to cry and go crazy. Scooter led me to a door into the concert, we took a quick photo and then the drum tech guy took me to my seat. I was four rows from the stage, dead set centre on the floor. It was amazing, I thought I would have just gotten some seat up high far away, but it was the best seat anyone could ask for . That night was one of my most beloved memories ever. It was the best experience and just AHHH. Justin was of course amazing and I was singing, dancing and jumping around the whole time. I will never forget that night, I have the ticket on my wall right next to the picture with Scooter. -@tasha_bieber Continued here: I have loved and believed in Justin Bieber for so long….
