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Miley Cyrus’ Rock Hard Bikini Pictures

This sort of thing doesn’t happen every day, so when it does we need to take the time to soak it up and enjoy it. Here’s Miley Cyrus hanging out by the pool in her sexy little bikini. Is everyone alright? It looks like all her hard work at pilates classes and jogging with her dog to get that nineteen year old body tight has really paid off. She looks awesome. I’m not sure I’d want to be poolside with this hottie walking around, my bathing suit probably wouldn’t be able to handle the incredible erection. I’d have to wear a couple of speedos under my actual bathing suit and even then I’m pretty sure it would find a way through. That’s how hot she looks.

Michelle Hunziker Is Back In A Bikini

Alright, I had Michelle Hunziker on the site yesterday with clothes on for people who say I’m basically just a bikini site…. And I didn’t like it, so I brought her back in all her half naked glory. Here she is in yet another awesome European thong bikini working her magic on the beach again. I love her. She must be stressed out every morning trying to decide which bikini to put on that day. Poor thing.

Miley Cyrus’ Actually Sexy In Mom Jeans

Here’s Miley Cyrus showing off her amazingly tight new body in some stupid yet somehow sexy mom jeans and loose hipster, bra exposing top. Hot. Obviously by now you all know that she’s engaged right? Nineteen and engaged, brilliant. So we’re looking at divorced roughly by the time she’s like twenty-two twenty-three-ish, hopefully she won’t have squeezed a human out of her vagina by then, she should still be hot… Sexy divorcee? I can live with that.

Miley Cyrus Won The Billboard Awards

I didn’t watch the Billboard Music Awards last night, because who cares really, but it looks like Miley Cyrus stole the show. I mean with her outfit, I doubt she won any awards. Here she is showing off her newly tightened up nineteen year old body in a really hot get up. So let me get this straight, this is a sports jacket that’s also a pair of short shorts or is she just not wearing any pants? Either way I’m good with it. She’s basically naked under a coat. Awesome.

Miley Cyrus In Her Sexy Mom Short Shorts

Some people are starting to say that Miley Cyrus has been getting a little too skinny, I can see what they mean, but my erection tells me I don’t feel the same way. Have you seen her in her little workout gear? Enough said. Anyhow, here she is looking even better in her silly mom jean short shorts and eighties tube top. I like it. She looks like she’s heading to the gym to teach a high intensity jazzercise class for seniors. Hot.

Miley Cyrus Spits, Doesn’t Swallow

I could make a whole bunch of immature, sexual innuendo type jokes about what it is that Miley Cyrus is doing in this shot, but I’m not that kind of guy, I’m an adult damn it. So what if she walked out of her hotel room and spat off the balcony, that could be anything, I’m sure it’s nothing perverted. It looks like all she’s doing is taking pictures of herself making out with a dog. That’s all.

Miley Cyrus Is a Tight Little Package

Oh ya! Finally the money shot. We’ve had a whole bunch of pictures of Miley Cyrus going to the gym or leaving the gym in tight yoga pants and now we’re finally beginning to see what all the hard work was for. Here she is in basically just a long tank top, showing off that tight little body she’s been working on. Amaze. Nineteen year olds with tight bodies and perky breasts are just the best aren’t they? Heaven.

Miley Cyrus Gives Us A Peek

So it’s pretty clear by now that Miley Cyrus has just adopted a cute little doggy and she wants to show the little guy off. Here she is in her weird dress giving us a good look at the new puppy instead of giving us a good look at her own cute little puppies. See what I did there? The little guy is pretty damn lucky, he gets to snuggle up to her whenever he feels like it, she probably thinks it’s cute when he gets an erection and she picks up his feces…. If you’re into that kind of thing. Pervert.

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Puppies

I’m aware that the title to this post is really stupid, but Miley Cyrus is technically showing off at least one puppy so I’m keeping it. Besides, this isn’t exactly the New Yorker you know. Anyhow, I think she might be one of those animal hoarders, I’ve had a ton of pictures of her running with a little husky puppy and now here she is with this little guy. Settle down lady. She’s probably got a room full of fecal matter in her mansion. Gross.

Miley Cyrus’ Pilates Addiction Is A Good Thing

Alright, I’ve been talking a lot about how much I love that Miley Cyrus has been doing that pilates crap pretty much every day for the last few months. Here she is again leaving her workout… Wait, are those jeans? What the hell? Ok so she’s not leaving a workout, but her legs look pretty damn good in those tight ass jeans. I’ll take it.