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Miley Cyrus Gets Dangerously Leggy

All of Miley Cyrus’ hard work rolling around on the floor at pilates class has definitely paid off… In a big way. Here she is looking really good showing off a lot of skin in her silly skulled outfit. It’s not like she was fat or anything to begin with, but now she’s just tight. Like a stripper with a coke problem. Is her career at that point where she needs to accidentally leak some nude pictures yet? I think now is the time, her body isn’t going to get any better than this. Actually, I can wait until after the breasts implants.

Audrina Patridge’s Sexy Party Profile Shots

Here’s Audrina Patridge smiling and posing on the red carpet and acting like she’s completely use to being invited to movie premieres like this one for the Avengers last night. How nice. It’s kind of strange to see her acting like a real celebrity, these aren’t staged either, it’s completely legit. She’s all grown up. Anyhow, with a desperate need for attention and body like hers you’d think she’d be invited to more parties… Of course I’m talking about secret anonymous sex parties that billionaires throw at secluded mansions. I’m in.

Miley Cyrus’ Body Is Getting Better And Better

Miley Cyrus is starting to bore me with these almost daily shots of her incredibly tight, skinny body leaving the pilates studio in sexy workout costumes…. I’m just kidding, I think it’s awesome. I think someone should hire some massive fake breasted women to stand outside the studio in tiny little stripper costumes just so that tomorrow’s shots will be that much hotter. Maybe a couple of them could be Japanese? Just a thought.

Miley Cyrus Knows I Love Cleavage

I don’t know what the hell I’m supposed to think about Miley Cyrus anymore, on the one hand she’s the hillbillied offspring of one of the worst one hit wonders of all time, and on the other hand she kind of makes weird things happen in my genitalia region. I’m so confused. It’s like asking a stripper to marry you, at the time it seems like a good idea, and then someone named Omar tells you that a kilo of cocaine is on your registrar. No thank you.

Miley Cyrus Continues Her Tank Top Tour

If you think you’ve seen these exact pictures of Miley Cyrus before, you’re probably right. It seems like every day I get shots of the chick walking around in those same spandex pants and that same hipster tank top, sometimes her bra is poking out, other times her nipples look chilly, but pretty much always the same thing. I’m sick of it, I’d even let her bring back those disgusting mom jean short shorts. I need a change.

Jennifer Lawrence Lets Her Breasts Fall Out

I’m not really sure what the deal is with this Hunger Games business, I think it’s a book and now movie for teenage girls, but I know some quality cleavage when I see it. Here’s Jennifer Lawrence dropping some perky boobage at a book signing for the thing. I find it a little odd that she’s signing copies of a book she didn’t write. Shouldn’t she be signing DVD’s or movie posters or something? I guess with this much breasts hanging out she can sign whatever the hell she wants.

Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Handicap-able Belly

Here’s Miley Cyrus flashing her tight little belly after a tough workout of rolling around on the floor in contorted positions at the pilates studio. I don’t get it, but whatever keeps that little body tight works for me. Not to mention I wouldn’t mind seeing a few shots of her all stretched out during her session, she’s probably all hot and sexy. I don’t get why she’s covering her face, probably because she doesn’t want to be caught parking in a handicapped parking spot… Again. Celebrities are the worst.

Jessica Biel Heats It Up For W Magazine

I was a little surprised to see these pictures of Jessica Biel looking sexy in the pages of W magazine. Don’t get me wrong, it was a nice surprise, the woman is a fine piece of work. But now that she’s engaged to that NSYNC douche, I just assumed he’d have her locked away in one of his mansions somewhere until it’s time for her to produce a dancing heir for him. I hate that guy.

Miley Cyrus’ Cleavage Is Busting Out!

Here’s Miley Cyrus all dolled up at the premiere of The Hunger Games last night getting a whole lot of attention. I guess everyone is so impressed with the acting she did in the movie. Wait, she’s not even in the movie? Than why is everyone taking pictures of her if she’s not even in this thing? It couldn’t possibly have something to do with her breasts spilling out of her little lingerie top could it? I love how some sweet boobies on the red carpet outshine the actual stars of the film. Well done.

Miley Cyrus Covers Up The Girls

So last week I was complaining that Miley Cyrus was getting a little too comfortable in her hipster leggings and loose fitting tank tops, enough with the hipster crap, but now I think I may have spoken too soon. Here she is walking her dog in what looks lie a cut-off sniggie. I don’t like it. Sure she looked silly in the tank tops, but at least there was a chance one of her little boobies could fall out. She’s got the girls securely tucked away in this thing. Lame. At least her dog is cute.