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Miley Cyrus And Her Hipster Short Shorts

I’m really starting to get sick of this whole hipster look, why bother wearing stupid thick rimmed glasses if you’re not even going to have lenses in them, so I’m not sure how I feel about these pictures of Miley Cyrus out taking her dog for a run. On the one hand it’s Miley Cyrus and one of her boobs might fall out of her top, on the other hand she looks like an old babysitter I used to have back in the eighties. What a waste of some short shorts. This chick needs a stylist real bad.

Miley Cyrus’ Tank Top Boob Slip

I’m not to sure about these pictures of Miley Cyrus out the other day tank top, they’re both hot and kind of hipster annoying at the same time. I don’t know. The good thing is that these kind of loose tops tend to allow some boobage to slip out from time to time and that’s exactly what’s happening in shot number two. Unfortunately, Miley doesn’t seem to have gone full hipster because all I’m seeing is a whole lot of bra. Still counts.

Miley Cyrus Shows Off The Short Shorts

It’s been a long winter and I’m really starting to look forward to seeing all the hotties walking around my neighborhood in their sexy little outfits, just a few more months and we’re there, but until then I’m going to have to settle for pictures. Here’s Miley Cyrus showing off her hillbilly legs in some denim cut-offs. This kind of thing won’t really work for me, I like to tape a camera to my shoe when I go for a walk and short shorts don’t have the same effect.

Scarlett Johansson Tarts Up Her Cleavage

Where have Scarlett Johansson’s big breasts gone? It’s a complete mystery to me. I used to love posting pictures of her big guns all squeezed together in a nice top, good times, but those days seem to be over. I’m not saying she doesn’t look hot, but her talents up front seem to have diminished for some reason. Who am I kidding, I’d still like to spend a half hour motorboating these beauties. I’d wear a snorkel so I wouldn’t have to come up for air.

Miley Cyrus In Some Hot Mom Jean Shorts

You know, the thought of Miley Cyrus out walking the streets in a little lingerie type top and some denim short shorts sounds good on paper, but I’m not sure I’m digging it. Mom jean short shorts just don’t seem to do it for me. Actually, now that I’ve examined these shots a little more thoroughly, I don’t give a crap about the high waste, what was I thinking? This is like a 80′s hair band rock video chick. She should be washing a car or putting on some hot pink lipstick in super slow motion. Hot.

Kate Upton Channels Marilyn Monroe

I’m not sure what the deal is with the recent fascination with Marilyn Monroe, she’s been dead for how many years, but everyone seems to be dressing up like her lately. I think Lindsay Lohan did it in a failed attempt to get work and now busty supermodel Kate Upton’s turn to take a stab at it. I don’t know who did it better, but I’d sure like to see the two of them take their tops off a fight it out. I’ll bring my video camera.

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Goes Missing

Is it just me or has Scarlett Johansson’s hotness kind of dropped off the radar? She used to be everywhere, looking good and dropping sweet cleavage with those big breasts we all know are hidden somewhere underneath her silly outfits. I miss that Scarlett. Here she is on the cover of Miradas , whatever that is, looking kind of like a plain schoolteacher. A schoolteacher I’d like to bang… Obviously.

Miley Cyrus In A Bra

I’m assuming these shots of Miley Cyrus are stills from some terrible movie that only a couple of dozen people saw or are going to see, I have no idea what the hell it is, but she’s wearing a bra and making a bitchy face so I thought I’d share them with you. You’re welcome. I happen to really like bitchy looking chicks with their tops off. That’s why I love strip clubs at closing time.

Miley Cyrus In A Bra

I’m assuming these shots of Miley Cyrus are stills from some terrible movie that only a couple of dozen people saw or are going to see, I have no idea what the hell it is, but she’s wearing a bra and making a bitchy face so I thought I’d share them with you. You’re welcome. I happen to really like bitchy looking chicks with their tops off. That’s why I love strip clubs at closing time.

Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs Are Gone

I don’t know what’s happened to Scarlett Johansson , I mean she’s still pretty sexy, but where have her big breasts gone? Here she is at the premiere of We Bought A Zoo , I still can’t believe this is a movie, looking pretty deflated. Remember when she got her big beautiful breasts squeezed by some dude on the red carpet? I’ve got the video if you don’t. Where has that Scarlett gone? Now I’m upset. Thanks.