When you are a whore with three kids – like Megan Fox – it’s had to not have a cameltoe when you have some leggings on…..if she didn’t have a cameltoe I would assume she was wearing a rubber pussy cover or cap to prevent cameltoe….the cameltoe guard…a product that should never be invented because the whole point of being a woman is having pussy definition…it is my favorite…even when on an old battered hag…. Tight pants for everyone! Even when it is gross..
Federica Nargi is an Italian instagram thot she’s been around here before being boring – now shes out here with her nipples hard getting wet in a white bikini because in the last 4 years and 1 month she has learned that without nipples in your social media pics – you ain’t shit… I would look her up, but her Nagri name sounds like Negroni, and I love all those exotic cocktails, while fantasizing about the 1960s VESPA road trip through the Mediterranean, like a romance novel I never wrote, with hairy Italian girls I’ve never met, but who like to treat a cock like a cured meat their grandfather used to make in their shed, and shove them in their Italian twats… We’re all allowed to have dreams…and this one is Frederica’s I guess.
Paige Elkington is a girl I follow on social media – and I find her interesting, fun and apparently naked. I googled her once, and found out that she has Twin Peaks fetish, she looks good in her posts, she’s does some funny, obscure quirky things, it’s what you’d want in someone to follow on social media, but in a terrible turn of events, that is probably great for her, but disappointing to anyone with taste….shes’ dating one of the dudes from Maroon 5…the worst fucking band that rapes my brain of pretty much all time… At least it’s not Adam Levine, is probably what she tells all her family and friends, because despite people liking the band or the band being hugely famous…I don’t believe that can possibly be true…because they are so fucking awful.. But Paige Elkington is not…she’s good.
I have no clue what this weird Vanity Fair shoot was trying to accomplish. They did forget to whiten Elle Fanning ‘s teeth. I’m not sure how that got by the editor, but someone needs to get fired for that. You’d think with all the whitening products being advertised on Instagram, Elle would have gotten a few samples. Anyway, she is still cute, so that’s good. » view all 12 photos
What you probably don’t realize, because she hasn’t made all that much noise career-wise the last decade, is that Selma Blair, mom and star of such classic movies as Cruel Intentions, is that she’s actually 45 years old…. What you also probably didn’t realize is that these old timers, were once young sluts, that’s how they got on TV in the first place, and they KNOW the importance of whoring out to matter. They also know that as actors they must look as good as possible, and never get themselves fat…unless they are known for being fat..so she’s done a good job of that…. And I guess the bikini pics, just tie into the marketing and self promotion, a non fat woman who feels her sex appeal leaving her as she goes through menopause…really attempting to have dudes jerk off to her by sexualizing herself half naked. ..which is how I interpret this “just showing off my dive” pic we really didn’t need to ever see, but are seeing cuz she wants you to…and because clearly I’m a Selma Blair fan who likes repurposing her porn.
Oops … I wrote a post on Charli XCX’s nipples – but turns out they are DUA LIPA’s nipples…because I am so old, disconnected, unaware of what is going on in pop culture… Just a few hours ago, a friend asked me “what’s the latest viral trend” and I said “I’m not 15, I hate social media, I don’t fucking care”…. The only viral trend I know and see is a bunch of fucking people trying to get as famous as possible doing the least amount of work they can…and seeing it working for them… Everyone is an influencer, even people producing porn, it’s where everything lives… So knowing what nipples I look at, on two fame whores, one a youtuber the other a who the fuck knows, while this one’s the youtuber..is impossible…I don’t stand a chance.. Plus I have a real life facial recognition blindness, that comes with not caring, but literally exists cuz I don’t recognize friends or my wife…due to trauma maybe…it’s like I see people I’ve known forever and I’m like “oh that’s what you look like”…it’s a condition….that I won’t use as an excuse for my terrible blogging and reporting on nipples, when I should do better…with a site like DrunkenStepfather, written by a dyslexic, you’d expect better…. I will stick to not caring, I see tits everyday, they’re tits, who cares. UPDATE IT IS Charli XCX’s nipples
Rumer has it the Rumer Willis still has her dick… It’s kind of confusing that in this era of hipster, artist, trust fund weridos who don’t need to work and who have a following because of their parents, allowing them to play the naked or half naked sisters from Idaho mountains, so detached from LA as a whole, even though they are pure fucking LA, the most LA, you’d think she’d be embracing her dick..Gender bending is trendy and do anything you can to get noticed besides for being Bruce and Demi’s failed abortion. Instead she posts tits, and a newly restructured face, with her hard features shaved down…looking better than ever…tits out… It’s the magic of the modern face injections, you can really be whatever you want to be, including hot…with the right amount of face injection.
Emma Stone is a very highly paid actress…something I will never understand because her face annoys the fuck out of me. Her mouth annoys the fuck out of me. She annoys the fuck out of me…and really she’s not even good in movies…I don’t know what created all the hype, or why people are into her, or what made her exist…even that Oscar she won was a full fucking scam. Her singing was shit, her dancing was shit, if I want to see some quirky nerdy girl doing song and dance, I don’t need it to be some huge hollywood budget, hyped up nonsense…with a WEAK story that for some reason people celebrated. Probably the “LAUGH TRACK” theory of tell people to laugh and they laugh, tell them it’s good and it’s good… Either way, she’s a homewrecker, along with Oscar winner for a movie role that sucked, as all her movie roles suck, while she fumbles with her lines due to her mouth and it’s speech impediment…and she’s now fucking Jennifer Aniston’s ex, because I guess Jennifer Aniston has her own qualities about her that make people run from her, when we can collectively agree all female actors with success are cunts… Cunts that have tits, and here’s her tits…
It has been a very long time since I’ve done a post on Lindsay Lohan and after seeing these weird pics from Emirates Woman (whatever that is), I believe I won’t be posting her again for a very long time. It’s tragic because Lindsay used to cause my pants to explode and now nothing. Zilch!
Even though Lily Collins Instagram is the most boring Instagram you will ever visit, this picture of her in a swimsuit with her long legs is one of the best photos I’ve seen all year. She’s amazing! Now if only she can stop posting pictures of her face on social media and put more of this, I would be one happy camper.
