High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens, who I assume has done some other bullshit, but who cares, I mean who even cares about High School musical… She’s doing some activity with some fuck me boots on, she’s less pudgy than she once once, and looking better than she used to… But I still prefer when she shows off her tits in leaked sexting pictures, that happened before it was a trend to be naked all day everyday on social media…when it was still exciting…when something like that kind of scandal dropped….. She was an innovator, that is her legacy, and her bush…that they claim is underage bush…is the magical creature, while Hudgens is just the host body…. The post Vanessa Hudgens in Some Fuck Me Boots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Selena Gomez has a busted face, even with the injections, she looks like a weirdly developed clown, maybe it’s the childhood lupus, or maybe child stars don’t always age proper..they expire..but some just keep themselves alive by harvasting organs to keep things going… I am not into this clown, or her push up bra and potential fake tits….but the world seems into her…because she’s the most followed instagram personality…thanks to tricking Zuckerberg into hooking her up because his Asiatic wife is into her… I am into her having a drug overdose, or dying naturally, instead of keeping her personal brand going…the way her god, because she is Christian, intended… This bio-hacking…makes her more entitled than ever….her ego…her going out there and putting herself out there in another cash grab …manipulating the media…garbage. The post Selena Gomez in a Halter Top and Tight Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Christmas is the most wonderful time of year, and I’ve decided to compile another annual Gift Guide because that’s just the kind of guy I am…helping you fucking peasants…find amazing gift ideas for you and yours…whoever that may be…maybe just for you…because I can’t imagine anyone loving your depressing ass enough to invite you to Christmas celebrations… shad If you have been reading the site, you’ll know I fucking love Christmas, I listhanden to Christmas songs all year round, I also let girls sit on my lap all year round and ask them if they’ve been naughty or nice… So this post…is the post of the year…the most meaningful i’ve got…TAKE IT ALL IN… ————————————- 1-DRESS TO UNDRESS WITH TRENDY BUTLER Our first gift idea is the gift of style, because anyone who is well dressed, unlike me, presents and packages themselves to the world as someone worth fucking or fucking with. It helps in business, in dating, in everything…and I may be unemployed, I may be a degenerate, I may wear sweatpants three sizes too small…but I know how important looking good is if you want to get what you want out of life…assuming what you want out of life is more than just herpes/booze, or other low level easy to acquire things like me… This is a solid fucking gift for yourself… New trendy outfits delivered to your door every month. But don’t get too attached. Get 50% off your first month! Enter Code DRESSME50 at checkout. GET IT!! Get yours now perfect for Christmas – CLICK HERE ————————————- 2-TUSHY ASS CLEANER I have the worst fucking hemorrhoids in the world, some days I can’t even walk, it’s been years of drinking, eating shit, and sitting on the fucking computer as a fat man…so I know the pain that is Toilet Paper…no matter how soft they get those chemical filled things…so I’m a shit and shower kind of guy…but I did used to bang some married chick who had a Bidet, prior to my Hemmies, and I used it and thought, nice an asshole shower…without a whole shower…Brilliant… I’ve also seen and wanted Japanese Toilet seats forever, but they are unaffordable, so when this product landed in my inbox…it was a no brainer… I am going to be buying everyone I know at least one of them…it’s the gift that keeps giving…everytime your friends take a shit they’ll be thinking of you…. Stop smearing sh*t around with toilet paper after taking a dump. The TUSHY butt wash will rinse away all those excess dingleberries with a precise stream of fresh water and clean your chocolate starfish, no matter how gnarly the poop. Treat yourself to a TUSHY butt wash. Get one for your bros for Christmas, bless your Great Aunt Miriam with a TUSHY for Hanukkah, and maybe even one for your girlfriend’s house for those massive dumps after holiday feasting. For only $69 and 10 minutes to install, any boring old toilet can be transformed into a pooper’s paradise. Seriously, wiping your ass with TP sucks. Snap a TUSHY on to any toilet and appreciate the magic of having a bidet butt-washing oasis only steps away. Aunt Miriam will thank you. Stop wiping with toilet paper, start washing with TUSHY Get yours now – It is Perfect for Christmas CLICK HERE NOW ————————————- 3-The Hand Pilot A monthly package for his package, the gift that keeps coming, that keeps the cumming cumming…because we live in an era where jerking off is normal, there’s so much fucking porn out there and everyone is jerking off 4-5 times a day, when not fucking, because let’s face it, girls don’t like fucking you…and I am sure that applies to everyone you know… This is not just a gift for your lonely on the holidays self, even your married friends who don’t want to fuck their wife, your dad who doesn’t want to fuck your mom and really any dude who wants to jerk off better with a drawer of jerk off tools, the monthly jerk off tool treat…will appreciate you…so make it happen today. Get yours now perfect for Christmas – CLICK HERE NOW! ————————————- 4-All Natural T Ras Rolling Co Roll it up, all natural….because Each wrap is hand selected and inspected to ensure that it has all of the right properties for a great roll. Being all natural, each wrap is completely unique. These wraps provide a light airiness to your smoking with minimal to no taste… Everyone and their grandmother smokes weed, so why not give them the healthy shit to roll it up and smoke it up with.. A great gift, a great stocking stuffer, a great time…. All Smokers who still like to actually smoke like they’re supposed to…will be into this…so get them what they want…
Kendall Jenner went to an event in a see through shirt, because of course she fucking did.. I try to avoid all these fame whores, attention seekers, who are getting paid big money, despite being garbage, barely hot, just well followed reality stars…but sometimes, they break through and I have no choice but to participate…in a what the fuck is this nonsense, how is she the most important model or personality in the world, she’s so fucking boring, even with her tits out, why can’t the family, the whole family, go down in a plane crash…it’s needed… Sometimes, I have no choice to say, this is pop culture, what the bummy kids like…because it is…and let’s just hope they follow her lead and get some shirts like this so that my grocery store experience is better. I don’t know who this dude is…but she’s up to seducing him…. The post Kendall Jenner in See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Cardi B got them titties ON, got them TITTIES out…she’s the Megan Markle of the music world, from stripper cashing in, to reality star, to Billboard number 1, not pretending to be anything but a ho is a ho is a ho and I dig that… Because there’s nothing worse than these bitches who are actually sex workers, far dirtier than Cardi B, pretending they are holier than thou, whatever that means, but I’ve seen my share of sugar babies who think they are on equal footing to the rich guy who treats them like a hooker..in that Girlfriend Experience…hot. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Cardi B Got Them Titties On of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Amanda Seyfried is keeping HYDRATED on RUNYON walking her dog she’s had for a long time… I don’t keep track of Amanda Seyfried, she bores me, so she may have had her baby or not….she was pregnant and doesn’t look pregnant so is probably not pregnant She’s old now, tired, boring, but has always been boring in public, only really interesting because shestolen Lindsay Lohan’s career back when people remembered who Lindsay Lohan was, which no one really remembers now, just a vague concept of her…. She would do these shitty Disney movies and offset them with some slutty getting naked movie, and she had big tits on her little frame, big tits that are now mom tits, staying hydrated walking her dog… I guess where she lost my vote was when she was dating Justin Long the Mac Guy…I was like…this girl’s over…not cuz I care what dicks enter any girl, even girls I date, but because Justin Long is the fucking worst and anyone who associates with him should be shot…. That said, here she is walkign for her fans. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried Mom with Mom Tits with her Free Class Coupons Walking a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kelly Brook is a fat chick, with fat tits, who would starve herself before her titty shoots to look less fat, but was still fat. I’ve met Rugby players who have fucked her and have passed around pics of her for comedic purposes… I’ve also met fat chicks, I even married one and I can tell you with confidence that fat chicks are just lazy slobs…and all the rationalizing fat chicks is just them finding excuses to be lazy.. Fat chicks have always existed. In Africa, the fat chick was deemed the most fertile and all the men in the tribe wanted to knock her up, because the chances of her surviving a famine and the pregnancy were higher…. In Europe and America…the fat chick was just laughed at, fucked when drunk at 3 am when options were limited, and occasionally stars of fetish porn, because some weirdos are into fat girls, mainly for their tits…. The plus sized model thing happened and people like Anna Nicole Smith, Mamma Cass, whoever the fuck else has been seen as fat, pigs like Ariel Winter….and even Marilyn Monroe, who weighed in at 118 pounds for her 5 foot 5 frame…now girls are pushing 200 lbs…. But now.. fat chicks are fucking everywhere, the world is obese, unhealthy, on medication for Chronic illness and some fat chicks like Kelly Brook, known for her fat tits, who polarized being a fat chick…now can embrace and accept being fat… Kelly Brook is an early adopter to being a fat chick….she’s pushing 50 by now…still fat, still click baiting….this time for Christmas. Tis the Season… The post Kelly Brook Christmas Sex Doll for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake, it is what she is destined and meant to do…. I’ve said this before, but it’s is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY… Why would I write more of these when I already did the work, I want to be a one-trick pony, like this Eliza Cummings…who’s doing what she can to get people cumming…and that’s what matters… This time for a legit sugar baby lingerie brand, for a sugar baby…this must be FUCKING everything for her…and for them really..understanding their market… Hot for Christmas…. The post Eliza Cummings for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary… Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – the topless / bra pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use what you got…cuz you’re pushing 50 fucking years old…it… I guess it’s not that interesting, The post Ashley Tisdale Brings her Bra to Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I didn’t realize they still made calendars for busty B-list bikini hotties, but I guess they must, because here’s a sneak preview of Genevieve Morton ‘s 2018 calendar. Actually, I didn’t realize people still even use physical calendars anymore. I can barely stare at one of these pictures for more than 30 seconds, let alone an entire month. » view all 12 photos
