Sarah Hyland topless on her Instagram story has gone viral. The media has picked up on it like it actually matters…even though you can’t see her nipples…and not just because you’re fixated on her really weird looking face…but because she’s not showing them… I have unfortunately…watched her live stories, they are something she puts out there all the fucking time, and they are really fucking irritating…I’ve watched her on a date with some mooch dude praying on her celebrity to better himself…I’ve watched her apply make-up…and the whole thing is that of what you’d expect an actor to be…attention seeking, on camera, “look at me” bullshit… So this is hardly topless enough…hardly compelling enough…but people are posting it and I guess I am too. The post Sarah Hyland’s Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess Emily Ratajkowski is still busy enjoying that beach vacation of hers, and thanks to these pictures, us perverts can too. I was going to say that, at this rate, I hope she never goes back to work, but I’m pretty sure this technically counts as work for a professional Instagram model like Emily. So nevermind. Enjoy!
Source: Brand X Pictures / Getty News broke today that private equity firm Roark Capital Group, who owns Arby’s and Cinnabon, has agreed to purchase Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.9 Billion, at $157 per share. Arby’s is owned by Roark Capital, which also has big stakes in Auntie Anne’s, Carvel and Jimmy John’s–the deal will take Buffalo Wild Wings private. While news of the Arby’s owner buying Buffalo Wild Wings wasn’t really too crazy to many people–who knows what that will actually change for the brand on a consumer level–people are paying special attention to one aspect of the story…how does Arby’s have 2.9 Billion to spend??? Of course, the actually story is that Roark Capital Group, who own Arby’s, are the ones who have $2.9 Billion to dish out–but the jokes must be made nonetheless. Wait, how does Arby's have $2,900,000,000 in cash to buy Buffalo Wild Wings? I have not eaten at Arby's in 30 years. Who does? — C. F. Blue (@ChuckFBlue) November 28, 2017 Literally eating Arby's as I'm reading this, I hate myself for it though. pic.twitter.com/v9VbOa3Hm2 — shitcoin_bob (@shitcoinbob) November 28, 2017 Where Arbys get that money from??? https://t.co/yBB9KjI8mH — Slim (@Humble_Slim) November 28, 2017 Who tf eating arbys to where they got 2.9 billion to spend https://t.co/gQMFTtqm82 — Neiman (@og_neiman) November 28, 2017 How did the owner of Arbys buy BWW? I've literally never seen anybody eat arbys nor have I heard the words “hey let's eat some arbys” — Hafied (@The_Fleabag) November 28, 2017 Fuck Arby’s get $2.9 billion from? https://t.co/bHyHsKdARR — what market?? (@MissAmerykah_) November 28, 2017 Where Arbys Get $2,000,000,000.00 Tho ? — Colt Luger (@MrInconSiderate) November 28, 2017 Where tf @Arbys get this kinda money?!? Curly fries been selling like that? https://t.co/1K8UCPq8d4 — Cheìvon (@sherman_x33) November 28, 2017 where is Arbys gettin these coins from is the question https://t.co/nGdTrLFLfT — T (@KillaQueenT) November 28, 2017
I can’t tell you who Denise Capezza is, probably a euro, maybe a sex worker… But I can tell you she’s got a gnarly upskirt, with camel toe, how does this even happen…but alas it did. I don’t know if this needs to be expanded on, do I need to talk about my love of gnarly upskirts, do I have to talk about shameless no name women trying to have a viral stunt go viral so that they get noticed finally…so jacking the panties in the cunt are the way to go, I mean it is just her body and it can be polarized as an accident… I guess I just did.. When really all I wanted to do was look at the pictures and I don’t even really want to do that…this is awkward, even terrifying. The post Denise Capezza Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve been doing these SFW Cam girl videos for 16 weeks now, and it has been a magical and amazing learning experience.. I’ve always been fascinated with cam girls, I remember the early 2000s meeting a hot girl from the internet, who my friend ended up fucking behind my back, who was a cam girl….we connected on MSN Messenger and she was local and I’d get her to vacuum her house naked for me, you know only fair considering she was a cam girl for other dudes…. So I’ve known about the subculture forever…really since internet first fucking happened…and I’ve always found it amazing… My site of choice is MyFreeCams , because they have the best, most interesting girls, and they are free..working for tips other dudes far more into that me pay up, and I get to just watch… But I feel like I’m getting to know them, really understanding them, connecting with them, enjoying them..and not just when they masturbate, but also when they are just keeping the fans entertained… Weird things, funny, things, silly things happen when they are clothed….because they are all interesting people…and for that I love this weekly video I put out…it’s just a taste of the good that happens at Myfreecams …because I still like seeing them with things in their buttholes the best.. So to see some of these ladies with things in their buttholes CLICK HERE The post Top 20 SFW Cam Girls the Black Friday Edition Part 16 of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Moss got naked for something called Revista BeCool back for their October Issue, and I don’t know what rock I was sleeping under to not know these pics happened, seeing as I am a huge Kate Moss fan, I mean as much of a fan as I can be, considering I hate everything, but it was a nice reminder that out of all the garbage I’ve seen from the comfort of my AIDS couch all these years, some cunts are just better than others, more exciting, more interesting, more edgy, more authentic in their being rich, entitled, annoying….which is always less irritating…as they rock out their heroin / coke addiction publicly.. The point of the story is…Kate Moss is lovely, aging gracefully and fully nude…hot, even though she’s 100. Whether these are old, or she’s just old, her body is still amazing. I remain a fan. The post Kate Moss Recent Nude Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected…fascinating for the Sacha Baron Cohen fans, you know very important to stare at the tits that lured him in and made him all the babies… The post Isla Fisher Got Them Big Tits On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Scarlett Johansson is in a terrible shoot for Vanity Fair, celebrating how terrible movies have become, by featuring all the comic book heros from the movies in a shitty fucking photoshoot… It’s too bad that comic book shit is all the studios make money off of, the same boring story, over and over again with some virgin loser’s idol…a character they grew up on resonates with everyone…while good stories of real human experience gets back burnered cuz movies are about escaping and theatres need to be filled..fine, whatever, I don’t care.. I just don’t understand why all these people look like garbage, even though we know they are garbage. Not to mention Scarlett Johansson is not hot, not exciting, she expired long ago….but more importantly Gwyneth Paltrow is fucking vile…what is this bootleg shit? How are people into this… Makes No Sense. The post Scarlett Johansson and Other Sluts for Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jennifer Lopez was cast as the Guess? Girl and anyone from the 90s, back when J.Lo was a hot new thing to Hollywood, before she trolled the fuck out of everyone and remained a hot new thing for 4 fucking decades has somehow managed to live out a dream she had when she was Mall-Ratting in Jersey in the 90s looking at all the hot girls they cast saying to her white friends in her hispanic accent “one day that will be me”…and that day has come, but you won’t because unlike all the other Guess? Models she’s a grandmother, old, monster…who we hope gets taken out like she was Anna Nicole…a Guess? Model who matted… I mean this is some sort of viral prank, or J.Lo bought it and has the power to pull off her pranks cuz she’s J.Lo…but it’s a solid sign that Guess? is building off nostalgia that should be forgotten… The post Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
When I first saw these pictures of Lily-Rose Depp on the cover of Vogue Japan , I was all set to complain about yet another “professional” “model” who only got the gig because of her famous father and how lame the modeling industry is these days. But then I saw this picture , and I’m willing to admit I was totally wrong about Lily-Rose. That’s some serious talent!
