Dora Yoder is some hipster “model” or “artist” as she probably likes to be referred to as…you know it legitimizes her existence as more than just naked clickbait imagery for the internet – in efforts to get attention and seen – so that she can polarize what she does into actually mattering, leading to work, or money, or people buying her art..it’s all tactical and if you’re cute enough it works…. I am not hating, I think the world needs girls like this to inspire other girls to grow out their bush, since bush is my fucking life, I’ve been an advocate for bush forever, I want as big a bush as possible, a panty pillow really and all that bald pussy shit is for Bros and Kardashians….not for young girls I want to have sit on my face. I am not going to go into my bush promotional campaign, I’ve been writing about it forever and YOU should know by now.. I am going to put up pictures of a girl and her bush, that she doesn’t want you to jerk off to cuz it’s art, which makes jerking off to it more gratifying… Dora Yoder…I love you. The post Dora Yoder Hot Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There are so many reasons I am thankful for Britney Spears in Daisy Dukes…and midriff and a cowboy hat…showing off her old lady fit mom body….and none of them have anything to do with how her music shaped me as a person or inspired me… But I did jerk off to that Hit Me Baby One More Time Music video before I had broadband internet…I was doing that dial-up shit and MTV was an easier option…girl created fetishes early on…and continues to.. Not that her being the hot mom is really that much of a fetish, but the fact that K-Fed is set for life from fucking her a few times is…I mean I’m a mooch and can mooch and would mooch that hard…and knowing it was done to Britney is inspiring. Also, I am a cult status, into the sex cult movements…I believe that a man who can capture and captivate people to do crazy things – often times to his penis or to each other as he watches…claiming it is god’s will…blows me away, I have a hard enough time getting the girl at McDonalds to get me a damn burger I’m paying for…not that I eat McDonalds, that shit is poison and will kill you, but YOU Know what i mean…that’s power… So seeing her held captive against her will, that she doesn’t even realize she’s being held captive, just continuing to be an earner, dancing monkey for her mooch family, who made her and will work her to the bone…fascinates me… Is this a cry for help, or is she just being distracted with the though of Thanksgiving dinner – some pumpkin pie…cuz they’ve been starving her…and girl’s genuinely as excited as her meds let her..which isn’t shaving her head in manic episodes or anything…but cowboy dances…work for me. SO I’m thankful for Britney Spears…doing whatever the fuck this is. The post I’m Thankful for Britney Spears as a Cowgirl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know when the sexualization of Hailee Steinfeld happened, I mean I am sure some of you redneck perverts have been sexualizing her since she was cast on True Grit and her fanbase sort of grew from there, there’s a reason why all these teens end up with massive audiences and it’s not because other teens are following them on social media…it’s because the world, exspecially on the internet, is perverted and allows dudes to privately enough tap into that perversion….those instincts you feel when in public but don’t acton and instead you go home to research or get into….because of the internet… I do know that the True Grit star, who at one point was just a chubby quirky 18 year old girl, has managed to position her career as a singer because singers make more money than actors and in doing that…she’s got fit, looks good and posts provocative shit on the internet…in her bra – so NAUGHTY and click-baity…clever. Here she is deep stretching… The post Hailee Steinfeld in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I swear, kids today don’t realize how good they have it. Used to be, back when I was just a Little Tuna, I’d have to wait all month just to steal the Victoria’s Secret catalogue. Now, hotties like Sarah Hyland post pictures of themselves in lingerie to Snapchat and/or Instagram basically 24/7. The future is a wonderful thing.
Gwyneth Paltrow and boyfriend Brad Falchuk have been going strong for a few years, now. Their Halloween costumes this year were actually good and they make a genuinely cute couple. Well, they’re taking things to the next level. One might say that the two of them are “consciously coupling.” Well … Gwyneth might say that, anyway, after her infamous “consciously uncoupling” breakup line when she and Chris Martin split. But there’s some very good news in Gwyneth’s personal life. Gwyneth is an actress. She’s a beautiful woman. She also happens to own a magazine that tells women to shove rocks up their vaginas for better sex . Brad Falchuk is perhaps a little less well-known, but his name is probably familiar at the very least. He’s been a co-creator and/or writer on just about every big Ryan Murphy project for a while now, from Glee to Scream Queens to American Horror Story . (Falchuk is a good-looking guy and you’d think that he’d be an actor, but half of the pictures of him make him look alarmed and bewildered. Some people do their best work off of the screen) The two met back in 2014 on the set of Glee . They didn’t go public with their relationship until 2015. They attended the screening of Scream Queens together, openly dating, and even posted a couples selfie to Instagram. Well, now they’re doing much more than just going public. Us Weekly reports that multiple sources have confirmed to them that Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk are engaged . One of Us ‘ insiders says that the couple has been discussing the possibility of engagement for over a year. “They both knew it would happen, but it wasn’t a big thing to them because they were both in long marriages before. There wasn’t a rush” In fact, both Gwyneth and Brad have two children, each, from previous marriages. They knew that they had more than just themselves to consider. It’s good that they took their time. Of course, Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk haven’t officially announced their engagement just yet. The fact that the news has broken might rush things along a little, but it sounds like Gwyneth has a plan. The couple has reportedly already taken engagement photos, and Gwyneth plans to put them up on her website for the big announcement. With Gwyneth, there’s no way of knowing when “the right time” might be. It might be after they’ve told all family members. It might be based on, like, quasi-spiritual “medical” advice. And speaking of the load of Goop that Gwyneth likes to share, let’s remember what Brad Falchuk is marrying into. Gwyneth has been something of a controversial figure in recent years. And while Gwyneth thinks that people only hate her because she’s a woman , we have to say that there’s more than misogyny at work. It’s … well, some people think that she’s about as out-of-touch with the real world as Mitt Romney or Lucille Bluth. She also, again, puts out a newsletter called Goop that encourages practices that are not recommended by doctors. Like, again, stuffing a rock up your vagina to allegedly improve your sex life. (Fair warning, rocks are porous and this could lead to an infection) But if Brad Falchuk’s willing to accept the good with the bad, then good for the two of them. View Slideshow: 9 Ways Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Improve Your Sex Life
I hope you guys have been enjoying all the Gal Gadot hotness we’ve been getting lately, because me and the Little Tuna definitely have been. And to all you nerds out there, yeah, I know she’s not wearing her Wonder Woman costume in any of these pictures, but I’m pretty sure this GIF more than makes up for that. Enjoy.
Whenever I see Margot Robbie….I wonder who’s dick she sucked…. Oh I know Australian girls and not once have I seen one turn down a drink, or a good time…they are wild, they are fun, they fuck, and they look good… Now I don’t think Margot Robbie is that hot, she was hot in Wolf of Wall Street while naked, but I’ve managed to find it in myself to move on and not care, because I don’t care….but also because as time has gone on with her…she keeps getting fatter and fatter…uninteresting really…but booking huge fucking jobs.. How does an immigrant on a work visa move to LA and re-invent herself as a huge fucking star that local Americans can’t even make happen for themselves…how did she get the right meeting and get hired….she’s a fucking SCAB…stealing jobs from Americans…Trump would be mad if she was a man and Mexican but while hot and Australian…keep giving her that money… These are pics from VOGUE AUSTRALIA, her mother country, celebrating her win….but I still don’t get her fame, fortune, success…but believe at my core…she sucked the right dick. This is from Vogue…shit looks as good as she gets, make-up, good lighting, etc…and it’s not even that good. The post Margot Robbie Vogue Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Wanna know what the world has seen enough of? Tranny, who was married to a Tranny lover, and now dating an old beat up drunken cowboy with a lot of money who I guess could never admit he’s gay, even though he seems pretty fucking gay to me, in the Brokeback Mountain way….and I guess with the choice in pussy he makes… AKA Gwen Stefani…. From a young age, her ripped abs and musculature made me uncomfortable while trying to sexualize her, and whenever I’d meet a guy who would call her hot, he was either a bro who thought any girl was hot, you know the he’d fuck anything kind of guy….or a closet case.. Yet she still exists, still tries to market and publicity stunt herself, half naked in Marie Claire She’s also looking weird pre-taping Macy’s performance Because she’s a dude. The post 600 Year Old Gwen Stefani in Marie Claire appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I hope Hailee Steinfeld and all the other wannabe hot nobodies out there are paying attention, because if you want to learn how to up your tongue game, you need to learn from the best. And Bella Thorne is definitely the best when it comes to Snapchat tongue action. It might just be her biggest talent. Well, that, and the ability to post bikini selfies 24/7 and call it a career.
I keep saying that Rita Ora deserves to be way more famous, and if she keeps posting more topless pictures like this, I think it’s going to happen for her pretty soon. But even if it doesn’t, her and those funbags of hers have always got a place on this website. What can I say? I’m just a nice guy like that. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.
