The nice thing about Bella Thorne raving hard in recent days is not that she’s cashing in on the EDM scam so many “musical” people who didn’t need any musical talent to make the 100s of millions of dollars they’ve made to play videogame music to a bunch of mindless retards on drugs, it’s that she’s getting up in this rave scene at 1920 which means drugs…and drugs means falling apart at the seams, and falling apart at the seams means another Lohan exploited by her parents, rocking red hair and fake tits, but plagued with the simple fact she’s a ginger just trying to fit in, only to fall apart and expire faster than her face injections…when everyone stops caring about the wild and silly half naked attention seeker…but she’ll still have all these followers that she can sell skinny tea to….unless she dies of drugs laced with fentanyl….which would be a nice “final curtain”….for any shameless bitch who has too much attention on her right now…because she’s the worst. I don’t mind the titty jiggle on her friend though… The post Bella Thorne Tits Raves to the Grave…we hope of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Splash News Sofia Richie And Scott Disick Are Celebrating Something…But What? Sofia Richie and Scott Disick have been sparking dating rumors since May, first seen hanging out with one another during the Cannes Film Festival. Since then, it’s been slow going, but more recently photos of the two have gotten equally more frequent and lovey-dovey. On Saturday night, Scott and his barely legal boo Sofia were at a Miami restaurant with some friends, including artist Alec Monopoly. The two–well, at least Sofia–were seemingly surprised when restaurant staff brought out dessert that boasted the phrase “Congratulations Scott and Sofia.” After which, of course, the two passionately locked lips for an awkward amount of time. This obviously raises questions–what the hell are they being congratulated for? The couple has only been acquainted with one another for a few months and Sofia’s only 19. As TMZ said, the first things that come to mind when congratulating a couple are pregnancy or engagement, but both of those seem highly unlikely. Splash News reported that the celebration was for the fact that the two are now “Instagram official,” since they both first posted pictures with one another on Saturday–only on their IG stories, though. Seems a tad bit extra for a celebration, but the cake could have been a surprise from friends. Maybe Scott is moving toward engagement early since his 3 time baby mama Kourtney kept denying him all those years, but for right now, that’s not the case.
I don’t know if these pictures of Olivia Holt dressed up as a sexy maid is just some “clever” photoshoot costume or if the former Disney Channel actress-turned-wannabe pop star is testing out another career change, but all I know is, I could definitely use Olivia’s services to clean up a huge mess I just made over at Tuna HQ. …Get your minds out of the gutter, people. I’m talking about the Cheeto stains all over my mom’s basement. Call me, Olivia!
I don’t know if I would be considered a website, even though I am not really a website, but I pretend to be a website, since there’s a web address and it looks like a website, but it’s so insignificant, but I will pretend that it is a website for the sake of fitting in…and fitting in is so important…we all need to fit in….even when we don’t..but if we pretend to, we will make money and spend it on trolling on a bigger scale. If I didn’t put Bella Thorne on the site famewhoring, looking like a tranny , screaming for attention, annoying to anyone who hates annoying famewhores just doing what other girls are doing with more of a budget thanks to being on Disney. Nipples everywhere…. Not very interesting, not ver good looking, jacked up face, but awesome body….and I guess what it comes down to is that at least she’s not Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy for the sake of storyline as the family falls off the fucking map, they just try to survive at the expense of new lives….. MORE JENNER KARDASHIAN TRASH…terrible… Let’s hope they collapse..while looking at white girls who are actually so fucking white…like Bella Thorne…unlike whatever the fuck Kylie Jenner is… The post Bella Thorne Doing Instagram Tranny Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know Bella Thorne ‘s always been a pro when it comes to social media tongue action, but she must’ve started taking lessons from Gene Simmons or something. Because between those posts earlier in the week and now this, she’s been on some serious next level sh%t lately. And I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed! Who says you can’t teach old attention wh@res new tricks?
So I have had countless videos, photos, content deleted off social media since the dawn of social media… I’ve had accounts deleted on every platform from a weird rave social network in the last 90s….to forums in the Y2k….to Friendster, Myspace, Facebook, Instagram, Vine, Twitter…and YOUTUBE…to the point where I pretty much gave up on social media, even though that’s where the eyeballs are, knowing I can’t control the shit… Just a couple weeks ago my SFW Cam Girls of the Week video got deleted…for having censored nudity… Yet…there’s videos like NUDE YOGA…so much nude yoga – because it’s spiritual…or some shit..I can go on an on about the injustice of social media, google, advertising, etc….but I won’t….I’ve been bitching about this since 2004….seriously…and I used to find youtube porn videos and post them to call it out…back in 2007 or some shit.. Here’s that nude yoga…erotica that is Safe for Youtube…but cam girls in THONGS aren’t… Even though clearly it’s a pervert’s doing….paying Eastern Euro chicks to go to Ibiza with him to fuck, and film nude yoga videos…because he’s a pervert…. Or then there’s the new vagina videos of a plastic surgeon in Singapore who gives discount operations because he’s a pervert…showing off new pussy…like CLOSE UP Pussy…in what is not educational at all…and that you’ll know is not educational at all…when he says the new vagina he made looks YUMMY.. LOOKS YUMMY…the world is fucking crazy…and Youtube is a publicly traded porn site worth 200 billion dollars… Fucking nuts… The post New Vagina and Other Youtube Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Biel cockteased ellen in a tight dress, showing her ass in a tight dress, while on a promo tour, like a lame Bar Mitzvah act…because her and her husband are popstar dancing weirdos…assuming they are still married…and he hasn’t made his full transition to cock, but sticks with girls with deep voices and broad backs who sound and from behind look like they could have cocks… I don’t know, watching irrelevant actresses from lame shows 20 years ago, 20 years older….still doing shit because they wallet fucked proper…bores me…but you probably like it – because you’re pathetic and can’t move on with your life. I do love Dirty Dancing though, I own three copies of it and used to (3 years ago) watch it once a month…true story. The post Jessica Biel Does Dirty Dancing for Ellen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t believe anyone finds a pig in make-up, you know a fat bitch, who is married to big black cock who like fat bitches, but who don’t account for the target demo of the fat bitch clothing she sells, or the noise she makes whining to get into mainstream magazines that normally don’t fall for the mid 30s fat bitch wife, or give her the gig, because they would just ignore her incessant fan letters she’d send daily when husband was at work, kids were at school, or she was at home unable to have kids, because she was so fat she couldn’t get her period and breed…so she’s just watch soap operas and get fatter. I know for a fact – NO ONE LIKES FAT BITCHES…not publicly, at 3 am drunk maybe, but never something you’d admit…and if you did we’d laugh, but not judge because collectively we re fascinated by fat tits….. I know fat chicks don’t like fat chicks, they can pretend they do, but if they did, they wouldn’t hate themselves and eat their feelings.. I know a fat chick scamming, who wishes she wasn’t a fat chick, but loves eating too much to not be a fat chick…. I know she plays the “Fuck the haters card” but just saying that means you care about the haters, and I have a feeling this bitch keeps eating because she’s found an angel.. You know how not to get made fun of for being fat…by not being fat…or saying fat is healthy..when it’s fucking not… But why not be fat when you get fucking paid…fat bitch in a fat fucking movement…pigging out to have a fat fucking bowel movement.. These monsters are fucking vile…fat fucking vile fucking pig bitches no one wants to see, yet they get naked on social media for the BBW porn lovers YES we get it – fat fetishes exist and always have, we’ve seen the magazines…stop fucking shoving fat down all our throats…we collectively hate it AND put some damn pants on your tranny monster…or did you EAT THOSE TOO…. OR MAYBE SHE SPLIT THEM OPEN ….CUZ SHE’S SO DAMN FAT…. I hate you. I also hate that she didn’t fucking make that bed collapse with her big disgusting body that makes a King look like a single… I also hate that the caption on the fat cellulite pic is “Me #sorry not sorry” or something with a princess EMOJI….so empowering…you fucking scammer….all the fat sloppy bitches unite…in a You Go White girl….that said CELLULITE POWER is a real thing if you cut off all the fat you can use it as fuel…i’ve seen Eskimo do it with dead whales… The post Ashley Graham is a Pig Bitch Testing Out the Power of Hotel Furniture and Mattresses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve gotta say, I’ve really been enjoying Britney Spears ‘ transition from Cheeto-dust-covered soccer mom to super-hot MILF. Not only does it give me a serious pants fire, it also gives me hope that maybe someday, I could get super fit too. If I put down the Cheetos and hit the gym 24/7. Actually, on second thought, screw that. That sounds like way too much hard work. I’ll stick with the snacks and Britney GIFs and pants fires instead, thanks.
I don’t know what Katy Perry is supposed to be advertising here in this lame ’50s inspired photoshoot, unless it’s some kind of pro-ED drug. The anti-Viagra. In which case, it’s definitely working, because the Little Tuna is fast asleep right now. Anyway, to balance things out, I’ve also included a GIF from back when Katy was still hot. I know that seems like years ago, but you didn’t just imagine it. It was real.
