I’ve never paid much attention to Ariana Grande over the years, but now that everybody hates Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus is boring and Selena Gomez is busy doing lame art projects , I guess I need a new pop star hottie to drool over. And I’ve gotta say, ever since Ariana ditched those cat ears for short skirts and booty shorts, I’m suddenly starting to find her a lot more interesting.
In staying cool, edgy, wild, relevant, Miley Cyrus either did this shoot with the 90s legend David LaChapelle, who you may remember as the guy who coordinate elaborate highly produced music videos for famous sluts like Madonna, and whoever the fuck else….some photographer celeb fucker…who made a lot of fucking money with his scam he calls art….because art is a vague bullshit concept people with a lot of money who have no souls like to believe in…allowing artists, or as I call them “MARKETING GUYS”…to cash the fuck in… Well, she’s naked, they could be old pics, her pose is some fucking interpretive Mortal Combat finishing move bullshit, walking into the sun like a follow the light..they are coming for you dead old person….and she’s about an inch tall so you can’t jerk off to this…and why would you considering there’s this little thing called internet porn and tinder and instagram full of them sluts over there willing to have you jerk off to them… The post Miley Cyrus Naked Interpretive Dance for David LaChapelle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In staying cool, edgy, wild, relevant, Miley Cyrus either did this shoot with the 90s legend David LaChapelle, who you may remember as the guy who coordinate elaborate highly produced music videos for famous sluts like Madonna, and whoever the fuck else….some photographer celeb fucker…who made a lot of fucking money with his scam he calls art….because art is a vague bullshit concept people with a lot of money who have no souls like to believe in…allowing artists, or as I call them “MARKETING GUYS”…to cash the fuck in… Well, she’s naked, they could be old pics, her pose is some fucking interpretive Mortal Combat finishing move bullshit, walking into the sun like a follow the light..they are coming for you dead old person….and she’s about an inch tall so you can’t jerk off to this…and why would you considering there’s this little thing called internet porn and tinder and instagram full of them sluts over there willing to have you jerk off to them… The post Miley Cyrus Naked Interpretive Dance for David LaChapelle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As an old fucker near death, disease, pretty much at the end of life….I can relate to someone like Alessandra Ambrosio, not because I am a good looking hot Brazilian who has become a millionaire a few times over due to my hot body and ability to keep my one client locked in an happy….success is about relationships people…. But in the sense of, what the fuck else are you going to do with your days…. In my case, I post bullshit posts of shit you’ve likely already seen on instagram…you know it’s the now…of people who don’t matter…not just celebs…and sites like this are obsolete…yet I still bring the fire…that isn’t quite fire..but may have once had a chance of being fire…if I was a marketing person…. Just like Alessandra Ambrosio still comes out to fashion shows…she knows she’s old, but she works so hard trying to not be old, with new tits, new face, fit as fuck body…because bodies change…and brands change…and people are fickle….but as long as she doesn’t upset the masses…she gets that 5,000,000 dollar contract for yet another year…you know sneaking under the radar.. I guess it has to do with the Vs market aging and they need a hag, or maybe it’s because she met the owner and CEO of VS at some tranny sex club in brazil and has photos…whatever it is…it’s a scam… Even better part of the scam is that this shit isn’t even for VS, it’s some other brand leveraging her name because why not, even though it’s not really much of a name..or maybe it is..but either way…girl’s trying to stay relevant because really, what else is she to do…like show her nipple….that will trick them into not thinking she’s 100. The post Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As an old fucker near death, disease, pretty much at the end of life….I can relate to someone like Alessandra Ambrosio, not because I am a good looking hot Brazilian who has become a millionaire a few times over due to my hot body and ability to keep my one client locked in an happy….success is about relationships people…. But in the sense of, what the fuck else are you going to do with your days…. In my case, I post bullshit posts of shit you’ve likely already seen on instagram…you know it’s the now…of people who don’t matter…not just celebs…and sites like this are obsolete…yet I still bring the fire…that isn’t quite fire..but may have once had a chance of being fire…if I was a marketing person…. Just like Alessandra Ambrosio still comes out to fashion shows…she knows she’s old, but she works so hard trying to not be old, with new tits, new face, fit as fuck body…because bodies change…and brands change…and people are fickle….but as long as she doesn’t upset the masses…she gets that 5,000,000 dollar contract for yet another year…you know sneaking under the radar.. I guess it has to do with the Vs market aging and they need a hag, or maybe it’s because she met the owner and CEO of VS at some tranny sex club in brazil and has photos…whatever it is…it’s a scam… Even better part of the scam is that this shit isn’t even for VS, it’s some other brand leveraging her name because why not, even though it’s not really much of a name..or maybe it is..but either way…girl’s trying to stay relevant because really, what else is she to do…like show her nipple….that will trick them into not thinking she’s 100. The post Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess Jessica Simpson’s husband had a birthday and she posted some OKTOBERFEST beer maid fetish picture of herself and him, in what may have been a great moment they spent together while sitting on a pile of her money, or maybe they are into GERMANS…ARYANS…WHITE POWER…NAZI…. OR MAYBE it was one those moments where dude asked himself “shit, I’m married to Jessica Simpson and made babies inside her, I remember jerking off to her tits back when I was in YALE…before spending all over 2 years in the NFL….it’s like shit, this girl could be with anyone, but I moved in on her in her 2010 fat years when no one wanted her, and I secured that shit…I mean there are guys with multi year contracts who would want to bang Jessica Simpson, hell she’s Jessica Simpson…but she chose me, or rather my sperm chose her, either way my wife is JESSICA SIMPSON…and I never have to work again….I am K-Fed if K-Fed pretended he wasn’t K-Fed with Ivy League education and 2 years in a pro sports league…you know…K-Fed who can trick people into think he’s not K-Fed”.. 38 is great when you have a thick famous bitch with huge tits to bankroll your life. That’s all I have to say about that. The post Jessica Simpson’s Husband Turned 38 and Wore a Bavarian Fetish Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne just produces so much content, she never stops posting shit..and a day is not a day until you are flooded by her attention seeking fame whoring efforts to get noticed…but I guess in her defence..it’s pretty flimsy easy content to produce, just film herself, show her tits, in a lace bra, doing whatever it is that she’s doing…her in front of the mirror…not offering us anything but a jacked up tranny face…great body…young girl just begging to be noticed, celebrated, and having fun with it, because ultimately..why the fuck not…what else is there to do in this world, get a job, start a family, be secretive, vague, forgotten. She can’t let herself get forgotten…she must keep feeding attention deficit retards their little fix, their segment of her VIP access life….a life they don’t have…but can watch Bella Thorne have because she’s just better than them….tranny face, hot body and all… NEVER ENDING NOISE…SO MUCH NOISE… LOOK HER friend’s ass…. The post Bella Thorne Wants You Notice Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Allied / Radio One New today on Digital HD: Mark Wahlberg stars in the most explosive, action packed Transformers yet! Get Transformers: The Last Knight NOW on VUDU.com, before Blu-ray. A Michael Bay Film. Rated PG-13. From Paramount Pictures. Click here to visit Transformers: The Last Knight Synopsis: The Last Knight shatters the core myths of the Transformers franchise, and redefines what it means to be a hero. Humans and Transformers are at war, Optimus Prime is gone. The key to saving our future lies buried in the secrets of the past, in the hidden history of Transformers on Earth. Saving our world falls upon the shoulders of an unlikely alliance: Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg); Bumblebee; an English Lord (Sir Anthony Hopkins); and an Oxford Professor (Laura Haddock). There comes a moment in everyone’s life when we are called upon to make a difference. In Transformers: The Last Knight, the hunted will become heroes. Heroes will become villains. Only one world will survive: theirs, or ours.
Caroline Vreeland has been trying to get famous on social media for a long fucking time, I mean I’m talking 6 or 7 years that I’ve been following her, I mean barely following her, but one of her followers, I couldn’t tell you the last time she popped up in my feed or I watched her story, because I find her annoying, but I’ve still known of her…and seen her tactics…trying to be a pop star, never being a popstar, turned instagram girl with MASSIVE tits she has no problem showing off, who found some niche in fashion because of distant relative of hers was big in the industry so she gets the invites, mooching off other social media girls, literally sidekicking them like a groupie or personal assistant, attending ALL the events with them, but NEVER making it on her own… Forcing her to show up to events in a mesh tight outfit, squeezing her weird body all together, massive tits, cuz she has massive tits, massive tits that don’t excite people like other massive tits other girls have used to be relevant, and still no one cares about her….but at least she has fun… She’s not that hot, not that ugly, face looks crooked like someone stepped on her face when she was a baby and but the tits are alright. The post Caroline Vreeland Tight See Through Outfit for London Fashion Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lord & Taylor/Splash La La Models Lord & Taylor Line La La wants to give women from size to 24 some style options. The 38-year-old who’s currently enjoying some downtime post “Power” filming is currently peddling a denim collection. La La’s launched her line at Lord & Taylor that includes jeans for under $80 USD and bomber jackets for $120. The line is also size-friendly and should fit women ranging from petite to plus-size. La La’s currently pouring her Puerto Rican pound cakes to promote the brand. Splash News and Pictures La La’s known for her style these days so a clothing line only makes sense. Splash News and Pictures Will YOU be buying some of La La’s denim??? More on the flip. Lord & Taylor/Splash